180 Brothers

"I thought you were staying there a few more days..." Demetri looked up from his scattered papers as his identical twin, Erasmi, barged into the small office unceremoniously. 

Erasmi shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly and answered with a casual grin, "Well, I had something to do. Now it's done, so I'm back. Don't worry. I won't be staying here for long. I think I am going to go on a world tour by bicycling around the world. The truth is, I'm already tired of Ian and Seb whining. How did you even raise them? They whine more than abandoned dogs and gossip more than old ladies! Also, how do they have eyes all over the city? I can't meet a single person- man or woman without them discussing it in that phone group! Can't you give them some work so that they would stop chattering away like magpies?"