Chapter 43: Dirty, stinking old man!

Leorio: "Finally showing your true colors. Guess I'll let go then."

He let's go, blue man quickly staggers to not fall. So he was faking it… before he falls, Leorio pulls him up. The blue man falls on his butt. He calls them both complete lunatics before running back to his group. We get a win. That's 3 wins in total.

Leorio: "Looks like we won't need to bet now. We have 3 wins. Our side wins."

She laughs.

"That's true, but you already started the wager. Shouldn't we finish it first? You don't want to automatically lose those 50 hours, do you?"

Esther: "Damn, this was a trap. She must have known he was still alive and needed a way to set us in a battle. She knowns that if he woke up, then we would win. Now we're stuck in this battle that is literally going to waste 50 hours from us. Hope Leorio knows what he's doing."

Leorio: "Fine. Let's hear it, what's the next wager going to be?"

She takes off her cloak, revealing her crazy pink hair. Leorio is making a creepy face. God, that sends a shiver down my spine.

Killua: "Man, what a pervert. I can hear his heartbeat from here."

Kurapika: "I don't like where this is heading…"

"Aright, let's place bets on whether I am a man or a woman."

Is she stupid? It's so obvious she's a woman. What idiot will say she's a man?

Leorio: "Fine. I accept. But what if I bet that you're a man? How exactly are you going to prove that you're not?"

"Alright. I promise to let you exam every square inch of my body. Now, will that satisfy you?"

Kurapika: "He's already chosen. He'll bet she's a man."

Killua: "Yeah."

Esther: "What? Why would he do that? It's obvious she's a woman."

Gon: "Yeah, why?"

Leorio: "I made up my mind, and I'll wager 10 hours that you're actually a man!"

Kurapika: "I knew it."

Killua: "Dirty, stinking old man."

Gon: "But, how did you know?"

Killua explains. I look confused but Gon understands. Why would someone want to touch another? I thought people only did that to comfort or hurt others. Like how my dad used to hit me. Wait, is Leorio going to hit her?

Leorio: "Ok, reveal the answer!"

"That's too bad. I'm really a woman."

Leorio: "oh you are huh?"

"Well, wanna check for yourself?"

Leorio: "Don't mind if I do. Well, I mean just to be fair of course."

I can feel my eye sockets burning. This is an 'examine'? I don't want to see a doctor… Leorio looks happy, like he can die without any regrets. Good, I'll kill him myself.

Kurapika: "It is physically painful to watch this."

"Well, your turn to bet. What do you want to wager?"

Leorio looks at the screen. We only have 10 hours left.

Leorio: "Ok, what should I bet on…I know! I'll bet on whether I'm actually a man or a woman! No, that would never work out…"

Killua: "Keep it to yourself old man, thinking out loud isn't how you plan a strategy."

Gon: "I know…Leorio! How about you bet on whether or not you're actually a teenager!"

Leorio: "Give me a break Gon. There's no way I look that old and you all know it. Clearly I'm a teenager!"

Esther: "HAHAHAHAH!"

Leorio: "Shut up!"