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Human Error! adventure, comedy, drama, action

This is a sci fiction story based on alien`s and human kid`s The story is all about fun and adventure. 2 kids Janelia and Marcus discovered alien`s in their forest and the alien`s are look a like human`s beside their 3 ft. long tail. alien`s are in couple and they are here for research and establishment on earth but they didn't know any thing about human`s and especially the kid`s. so read this journey of their survival on earth and the problem with kids and adventure with them.

zubair_ali · Teen
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6 Chs

!!!Friends!!!

You think too much of honey. They are just children

Well, if you say so, but whatever happens, you will be responsible for it.

Ok fine can we go now Angelina is waiting for us on lunch?

Wait I think we have to take this with us.

(Disardo picked up the medical tool)

No, if we take it with us, they will doubt us

So what do you want? To die at the hands of this little girl?

Honey, we will think of something else. If such a turn comes, and don't worry too much.

Okay then let's go and see what happens

The two get ready again and go back to John`s home.

when they reached to John`s home. Angelina saw them and hugged them while crying. And said thanks' to them for saving his son`s life.

Jenelia reached to them and apologized for what she was trying to do.

Disardo and Unisia looked at each other and smiled

Disardo went on his knees and told Janelia.

Its ok darling. Will you be my Friend`s from now?

I am a girl. And I don't want to be your girlfriend.

All of them suddenly starts laughing and Janelia runs inside the house.

John asked Disardo.

Hey buddy you want to see my workplace?

Disardo stop`s laughing and said

No!!!

Because his first experience was terrible.

Unisia hits him with her elbow and forced him to go by shaking her head.

Angelina was shockingly seeing them so as John.

Disardo then saw John while being nervous tried to smile somehow and said.

No!!! Why not off Corse I want to see the place let's go.

And while going with John he turned around to Unisia and looked at her in fear. Angelina saw this and said

Don't worry Mr. Disardo your wife is not going anywhere and we are waiting for you on lunch. And laughed

Unisia looked Angelina and smiled then she saw Disardo again and Angelina told her.

Come on now my husband is not going to eat him don't look at him like this. And I think you need some tip`s from me.

What kind of tip`s?

Angelina told her

How to make husband running behind you?

What?

Yep I think you need it.

But how?

Come inside for bitching.

They went inside the house while laughing.

Disardo and John was on walk to the workplace. Before reaching in between the work shop.

John started smoking his cigarette and after two breathes he shared it with Disardo.

Disardo takes it but the smell is terrible for him but he was forced now and confused to see the strange little thing in his hand. Like Trying to solve the puzzle.

John saw him strangely and said

Give me back didn't you smoked it before?

No I didn't

Come on be a man look grab it like this bring it to your mouth like this and take a breath and hold it for a sec ok and take the breath out slowly.

Okay!!!

Disardo grabbed the cigarette again and followed the instruction`s John was walking in front.

Suddenly Disardo shouted and thrown the cigarette.

John saw back turned around walked towards Disardo.

Disardo was breathing loudly and coughing John saw it and laughed while saying

Come on grow up man.

Disardo said

How can you breathe with that filter it is the most dangerous thing I have ever seen.

This is poison you wanted to kill me?

(An alien can understand the danger of smoking cigarette. why don't you stop smoking for your children`s)

Ahhh okay I didn't knew that you never smoked sorry for that buddy are you okay now?

Yes I am alive for now but if you didn't stopped giving me the things like that. I don't think I am going to live more.

You know what?

What?

I am going to quit smoking soon.

Thanks man

Just kidding lets go.

Disardo looked at him and shakes the head and said himself.

Humans.

And walked behind him again after reaching a place Disardo stops and trying to remember something John turns around and asked

What is wrong?

Disardo showed him the finger to stay and went inside the bushes John was watching him strangely.

Disardo came back and showed him some nails and asked.

What is this?

John saw the nails and looked into his eyes and said

I was trying to make a sign here to remember the path but now I know so I recycled the woods and thrown these nails week ago.

Disardo stared at John and said

You know how dangerous this thing is. It can harm your kids too.

Ohhh I didn't thought about that okay keep these nails in to your pocket and give me back on my workplace.

And John started walking again.

Disardo said himself again.

Stupid human.

And he keep the nails for now after walking some more distance. Disardo started walking fast and John was now behind him John saw him strangely and asked.

What happened to you now?

Disardo wants to move as fast as he can from this place cause he knows that somewhere here is a nest of wasp and he don't like to be bitten again so he said.

Ohhh no nothing I was just tired from slow walk.

Now John said himself.

I think he didn't grown up still a child in the huge body help him god.

After walking from the place Disardo saw the boogie trap and stopped there and waiting for John when John reached he said.

What is this?

John saw the boogie trap and answered

Ohhh well don't tell anything about this to my wife okay?

Yeah okay but what is this?

It is for capturing mouse, squirrels and other little creatures.

For what?

John laughed a little and said

For eating what else for?

You eat other creature`s too?

Yeah what is the problem?

Nothing just nothing.

Hay don't tell my wife okay she will eat my brain whole day if you told him anything about this.

Now Disardo saw him strangely and asked

How many times she has eaten your brain?

Can't tell you man I don't remember whenever I forgot something she eats it

Now Disardo was thinking

How can any species live without a brain or human have an ability to grow the brain again or...…

The question`s in his mind made him unconscious

John slapped in to his arm and asked

What are you thinking?

Disardo shockingly saw him and said

Oh well in that case I will shut my mouth.

Thanks! Now can we carryon?

Sure

They finally reached at the work shop and John started to tell Disardo that how he grows the crops and collecting fruits from trees how he gather woods and more else.

Disardo was learning from it and john remained unknown from that. then he worked a little there and after that they came back Disardo again ran on the place where he knows the wasp are and John saw his strange behavior again but this time he didn't asked for it.

Finally they are home they seated on the chairs outside and the women's started to serve dinner. Meanwhile children's came to eat food and Disardo was looking at them eating strangely.

They were fighting for food and their mother was stopping them from the fight.

Unisia and Disardo looking at each other and smiling cause they Hope for kids like these once.

Angelina cooked a special apple pie for Disardo and told him to take a bite and asked for the taste?

Disardo took a byte and went to another world. Jack helped him to come back from there with a hit on his arm and said.

This is the reason why I live here my wife is a very good chef and you are very lucky that she made this specially for you cause you like to eat apple`s.

Well what do I say it is fantastic I love it can I have one more?

Unisia told Angelina

I told you my husband is born to eat I am going to bring one more for him.

Thanks Unisia and please do what I say.

Ohhh I forgot it sorry. I will be back.

Disardo saw john strangely

Don't look at me like that, I don't know what's going on in the minds of these women.

Unisia returned shortly after. In her hand was a plate of pie. But his gait had changed a bit. She came shaking her hips and smiling and talking in a loving way. My dear, this is especially for you.

Hearing this, Disardo lost his laughter and the children also started laughing loudly.

Seeing them, John also started laughing loudly.

Unisia looked at Disardo angrily and threw the plate on the table and went inside the house while crying.

Angelina got angry with John and she also went inside the house behind Unisia.

But Disardo and the children laughed even more as they looked at John.

Inside, Angelina was consoling Unisia.

Does not matter. It will take you a while to figure out how to do it. I'm sure you'll learn.

No, I did not know that he would laugh at me in front of everyone, otherwise I would never have tried. What was my mistake? I was just trying to seduce my husband .You said that men like it all.

That's all men like, but your husband is a child.

Look is still laughing. You are lucky you don't have to do all this. Ask me how much I have to do. Make up first, then wear the clothes of their choice, apply perfume, only then he will listen to me.

Unisia looked at Angelina and said, "Is it so hard to seduce men?"

Unisia and Angelina was busy talking inside and outside John sent the children to play to talk to Disardo.

The children went away to play.

Then John asked Disardo, "You've been married for three months. But you don't understand women's feelings." Why?

Didn't I understand something?

Ahhh!!! You're just a kid, Disardo. How did you get married tell me.

Ahhh!!! We worked together in a laboratory. One day a friend of ours saw us working in pairs and said that you two should get married so we did.

What??? Someone stupid told you to get married and you did. This is how marriage happens. Do you think I'm so stupid?

No!!! I didn't mean that.

So what do you mean? Did you never love her before marriage? Did you never respect her? Didn't you tell her your identity? Why is that yours today No reason. Tell me, why did you marry this girl?

Disardo had never heard anyone speak so long. There were tears in his eyes.

Stop crying like a child and answer me.

Disardo began to say emotionally.

Unisia and I were studying in the same college. One day we had to do a project in the lab and we did it well. The professor was very happy with us. And we were both invited to work in his lab. Then we completed a lot of projects. One day a scientist came there to meet the professor. The professor introduced him to us and said.

Stop!!!

No they....

Stop!!!

Okay!!!

You didn't told me how and why you chose that girl to marry.

Ahhh!!! Forgive me ? Our parents wanted us to get married.

Arranged!!! Well then that's it? It means you don't even know the meaning of love.

All of a sudden these things were going on. The sound of children running came.

Disardo and John stood up and ran towards the sound. Disardo's speed was much faster than John's. So he pretty much reached out to the kids first. He saw an enemy of his. What belonged to the same plant has knocked Marcus to the ground. And looking at it strangely.

To be continue...