Have A Taste Of My Horns You Bastard!

If I had left it at this, I knew she would've been heartbroken in some way after having her heart played like a fiddle, which would probably result in her running away, and even hating me, which wasn't ideal since I still needed to 'save' her.

So instead of simply ending it on a bad note, I looked at her face, which showed an expression as if she still couldn't understand what was going on. 

And then I gave her the most mocking smile a person could ever give—that would even make Buddha rush down from the Nine Heavens and beat me up in anger because of how detestable it was, and said in a jeering tone

"Haha...But to think that you fell for that small trick, that even small children wouldn't buy. It really makes me wonder if any of that nutrition you get from the food you eat, goes to your brain or..." 

I decided to give the final blow. 

"...If all of it goes to that oversized chest of yours!" 

I viciously pointed at her chest, which made her blush in embarrassment and anger, and quickly covered up her breasts with her hands, almost as if she were guarding against a thief. 

But unfortunately for her, her chest was way too big compared to her small hands, which couldn't even cover 1/5th of the entire size of her breasts, and it made it look like she was trying to cover a massive mountain with a measly hill.

Astrid's face, which was slowly showing signs of sadness and betrayal after having her heart played, instantly changed after she heard those detestable words of mine.

And what replaced those faint signs of sadness, was a flush of red out of embarrassment for mentioning her massive breasts. 

And then a dangerous look in her eyes, that looked similar to how a bull would look at a waving red flag in a rally, for indirectly saying she was dumb as a doorbell, and couldn't even be compared to a small child in terms of intelligence.

She was even rubbing her feet backwards on the floor she was standing on, as if she were getting ready to ram me out the window of the classroom like an actual bull, which was exactly what I wanted to see her doing by provoking her. 

Instead of feeling sad for herself from being played by a boy, I wanted her to vent all those emotions on me, so that she could feel that she caused enough pain to me for us to be even.

But I knew that she was only at the threshold of lashing out, and needed one more push to bring her over the brink of fury.

So with a mocking smile on my face, that could probably even make me punch myself out of anger, if I ever saw it in the mirror. 

I said righteously, as if I were sacrificing myself for a better cause

"But Astrid, since you have already proposed to allow you to be my girlfriend, I'll reluctantly accept your desperate proposal and take you in..."

I then gave her one final sneer, and slowly said, emphasizing each word to rub it in her face.

"...After all I  don't want to be called someone who plays with a girl's heart, and throws it away after he gets bored."

This final sentence of mine seemed to have broken the camel's back, as I could see rage on Astrid's face for being mocked so openly, and she finally charged forward towards me at full speed with her head bent down, as if she were going to ram me with full force, which was exactly what I wanted her to do.

The moment she started to dash towards, I got up from my chair and spread my arms, like I was going to give her a big hug. And with a look of satisfaction on my face, I smiled and exclaimed

"Now, come, my girlfriend! Give your boyfriend a big hug!"

"You can go and hug my horns, you bastard!!!"

Bam~

That was the last line I heard her shout, before she rushed towards me like a crazed bull with the fire of vengeance in her eyes and rammed into my chest at full force, using her forehead that was as hard as steel. 

Slam~

And then, sent me flying all the way to the other side of the room, where I smacked into the wall like I was road kill.