That was Anti Climactic

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Once we came back home we ate the rest of the food we got from Yukihira's. At least whatever that was left from the trio...

Now, one might say why don't you just crush every one but we will get there eventually, now Kariya is without a servant but he's fucked up in the head plus dying due to worms he will mess something up.

We got a triple amputee Archibald with his Lancer and by the time those two dudes get cleared Tokiomi would die for sure, then we can just go Enuma Elish up on this bitch.

Actually there's also the banquet of Kings, who'd waste the opportunity to have wine from Gilgamesh's treasury.

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On the morning of the second day, I took Iris to a date with my Chris Evans appearance she technically never went out of the castle so she just saw the Elemental Nations, we are going to move into that Japanese house with Tsunade after all there's no need for people to connect the dots between Chris Evans and Katsuo Akihiko.

At the night of the second day Rider busted the front door with a barrel of wine claiming to want to share drinks as kings and they could handle this without fighting.

I just gave a receipt of the door to Waver making the young magus faint. That door is made of pure gold even more expensive than my former combat armor.

So they started drinking, which was really boring with all the talking about kingship and ruling until Gilgamesh came in, I mean just give your responsibilities to others.

What are they going to do throw you off the throne(!) Ok real talk here half of my processing power is being spent on my world not like I am lazy at all times.

While Gilgamesh was summoning wine from his treasury a little clone of me entered inside to find himself in the "Alcohol section", it seems he sorts out his treasury nicely there's "just Alcohol" here. {You can't have a Fate fanfic without a stupid statement}

What if I am stealing, He only gave out wine I want that Uruk Speciality... and he didn't offer me wine neither.

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Waver woke up... Right when Assassin attacked and got to see his servant's reality marble... Too bad he gets killed by Gilgamesh in like 5 minutes.

After they left I moved to the kitchen while Artoria was following and looking at me in suspicion.

Artoria: How much did you steal ?

Akihiko: Enough to last us for 100 years if we kept drinking non stop.

Artoria: Won't he realise ?

Akihiko: Of course not, I even replaced the drinks with colored water under a taste illusion hahaha.

Irisviel: Dear, do you have a grudge with Archer and Saber, you treat them rather differently.

Akihiko: I don't know, it's just sounded like a good idea... maybe being unbeatable is getting to me, Iris, please punch me if you think I need it.

*Gets punched by Artoria*

Akihiko: Not you! dammit

*Artoria shrugs*

She's been more expressive ever since eating at Yukihira's. Well it's progress I guess.

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On the night of the third day, we decided to take the matters at hand and I emptied the hotel Archibald is staying with magic no need to give him hostages.

No, I am not blowing up the hotel, Artoria drawn the attention of Lancer and they're continuing their duel.

I, on the other hand am climbing the hotel through the stairs and disabling the defenses Archibald put like it's a pillow castle.

Ace is also recording Archibald through the window, hahaha look at his face he also lost his hair in that attack ptfff.

It's just too funny with half of his hair gone. More i watched more I laughed, to him it looks like I am mocking his defenses... This is gold.

I am definitely making a movie out of this war. (4th Grail War: Cup of Despair coming soon in all theaters)

Once I made it to his room, I could see his furious face and her fiance... to be honest she looked anxious but she kept looking at Lancers direction, right... She fell for the dude because of his love spot... Meh.

(Following conversation is in English)(Because normally they talk in Japanese and all... Just so you know)

Akihiko: Hello there!

Archibald: Katsuo Akihiko!

Akihiko: Sheesh you can't even properly read a name no wonder you got shit on.

Archibald: You savage low life!... LANCER! KILL HIM!

Dude actually used command seals to teleport Lancer.

Lancer seeing the situation made an ugly face but orders are orders, at that time I decided to finally flex my chains.

Lancer who was about to attack found that his ankles are bound with golden chains and got flung out of the window towards Artoria like a piece of trash.

My actions shocked the duo, even though I was famous as a freelancer, there's a difference between fighting a magus and treating a heroic spirit like they are annoyance.

Akihiko: Sorry, Artoria would have been grumpy if I had killed him myself.

Archibald: Wait! we can talk about this, I can take you under my family, my family is really prestigious, you can get whatever you want, please just don't kill me.

In response I took his last arm.

Akihiko: Oh my good sir thank you very much, i really needed a hand.

And left for the stairs... it was a messed up joke I know... but still.

Akihiko: hahahahaha!

Once I release that movie I am definitely being marked as a villain.

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By the time I got down Artoria already had the Motorcycle ready.

Artoria: What's up with the hand ?

Akihiko: Just lecturing people on intricacies of dark humor don't worry, you'll watch it once we go home.

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What happened to Kariya you are asking, well dude came bursting through the door of my house. Which was reinforced and he got shit on by electrocution

Seeing him like this Aoi wanted him to come in, thankfully kids were sleeping.

Then the shit went down, he attacked me claiming that I am keeping them hostage and he got absolutely got shit on by Tsunade, now I am inventing a jutsu for cleaning brain matter...

Chris: You didn't have to hit him that hard Tsuna. *Falls to his knees*

My tea set from the land of tea *sniff* covered in blood and brain.

Tsunade: Sorry, you said he was a magus, I didn't think he'd be this weak.

Aoi is strangely calm about this.

Aoi: He wasn't, he looked different as well.

Chris: Do you want me to revive him ?

To this question Aoi looked at the Kariya's body and her eyes steeled.

Aoi: No.

Too bad, her childhood friend wasn't the only person she lost tonight.

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In the morning we had a package in front of the house signed by "Katsuo Akihiko".

It was a video tape of Kirei backstabbing Tokiomi and making a contract with Gilgamesh, then they went and killed Rider.

I had Tsunade handle Aoi while I took the kids for ice cream even though its cold outside.

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Last night of the 4th grail war, I am at the theater with the lesser grail. Alone...

Kirei: Katsuo Akihiko, Parents died due to a magus mistake, has worked as a freelancer ever since even earning the monicker of "Bane of Magi" for his techniques, I knew you'd be the last, only you're worthy to fight me, after all we're the same now let us fight!

Gilgamesh: Saber's master, call her out, let us handle this tonight, I will be gracious enough to invite you to my wedding.

My chains tied up Kotomine, while shocking Gilgamesh, he took another look at the chains and visibly relaxed.

Akihiko: Sorry, tonight all you'll have is me.

That came out really wrong but he didn't call me out on it.

Gilgamesh: Hahaha I was wondering if you're sane but looks like you have the qualifications, fine I will show you this King's power.

Saying this he immediately rained down weapons from his gate, at the same time my chains sprung forth their tips splitting into multiple blades.

I was seeing through all the weapons with elemental sight and using creation of all things to create them at the tips of my chains.

This is the mastery I attained after years and fruits of my training with Scathach.

Structural Grasping turned into elemental sight allowing me to see the weapon to it's last atom and it's full history.

Tracing turned into creation through my mastery over Yin-Yang release, making the exact copies of the weapons.

He can't even call me faker, he can feel those weapons are the same without fail but in return he started using Enkidu, I allowed myself to copy it but didn't use it, it would be disrespectful.

Thankfully my divinity is not something Enkidu can bind.

After some time I mixed my spear among the chains allowing me to get a clear shot at his left shoulder.

Scariest part of this fight is that, this dude is enjoying the fight. His shoulder is messed up but he's laughing like a mad man.

Gilgamesh: Hahaha! I have never enjoyed fighting after my friend's death but you you're worthy of it, here I will show you the truth of this world.

Saying this, the moment I awaited has arrived I wanted a look at this Ea but I was disappointed.

Turns out Ea is an artifact that can utilize Akasha's %0.01 power and channel it inside this world.

I can do that with my own star of creation. Huh, the this battle turned boring all of the sudden.

Seeing he pulled Ea I got my spear into Sword mode allowing me to channel one of my divinities into sword beams and the most powerful divinity I have is surprisingly Humanity... yeah.

The reason for the red veins on the weapon is that humanity's common sense or whatever being on the negative in this world, it turns blue in my own world signifying it's cool there.

This is also the reason my weapon is both divine and anti divine attributed. Anyway, I spread my chakra to the surroundings and manifested countless chains from the ground and turned myself to a giant chain with my sword at the top of it.

Gilgamesh: Destroy everything, Ea!

Akihiko: Enuma Elish!

Ea failed to keep up, after all it's Akasha's %0.01 power while, my full power nearly reaches her %20.

After we destroyed the whole theater (I protected Kirei that guy's going to jail) there was only a molten golden armor left from the King of Heroes.

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Seeing it ended I summoned Artoria who had a dumbfounded face while looking at the destruction.

Akihiko: So, ready to see Akasha.

Artoria: No I have no wishes anymore, I will go back to Avalon. Although visit me sometimes...

Saying this Artoria terminated the contract she made with the world going to Avalon while I found myself facing Akasha.

Akasha: I told you, not to use your spear.

Akihiko: Sorry ?

Akasha: *sigh* It's fine, I am giving that world to you anyway and I already got my data from it.

[Ownership of Nasuverse/Test_Lets_Hope_It_Doesnt_Blow_Up_LOL has been aqiured.]

Really ?

Akasha:*Claps* Now let's get to the fun part.

Hearing this I pulled out a fragment of my soul and gave it to her completing our deal.

This kinda injuries me but I am going to have a 10 slow peaceful years where I have nothing to do other than sit around and give orders to my Pseudo-Valkryries.

Akasha: So what kind of wishes do you have ?

Akihiko: Make a movie out of the recordings and put one in every household but don't let them realize it's magecraft.

*Groans* *Snap*

Akasha: By the way why didn't you summon Fou ?

Akihiko: Isn't he against humanity in the versions of Nasuverse where 27 dead apostles exited ?

Akasha pouted... Wait a minute.

Akihiko: You wanted me to fight him ?

Akasha: Figured it would be enjoyable to watch, now go do whatever you want to do and try not to die a second time and you still have some leftover magical energy do you want anything else ?

Akihiko: Turn the three great magi familes hairs to purple.

Akasha nodded sagely.

Akasha: Having purple hair is suffering.

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Coming back totally dumbfounded from the fact I almost got baited to fight primate murder, I took Kirei and had him disabled and thrown him to the church at the feet of his father while a clone of me repaired the theater.

After reaching Einzbern Manor I summoned Fou, well the Primate Murder currently but now that I own the world *snaps*/*poof*

He's back to being cute.

Fou: Fou! fou!

Akihiko: You can hang around I just want you to bully the grey haired magus but don't kill him.

Fou gave me a salute. How cute.

Getting in the manor first thing me and Fou saw was Merlin which got beaten on the spot

Akihiko: Good job Fou!

Fou: FOU! *High Fives*

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War is ended and we dismantled the Einzbern Manor in about a month, during that time Kirei and Rissei was courted at Clock Tower for their crimes Church didn't help since they aided a Magus and Tohsakas buried Tokiomi.

After that month Irisviel was introduced as my second wife shocking the trio, while Merlin and Scathach was given rooms at the house, we didn't tell them their identities just in case they had a heart attack but deep down they knew just didn't want to acknowledge it.

We turned the Einzbern forest into a Spiritual Land filled with my special trees that absorbed pollution and turned into a substance benefiting Gaia, so that humanity can live long enough to transfer to New World.

Also the great humanity filter has been finished and the Filtering Dungeons has been opened all over Elemental Nations.

Things are going good on that front.

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Katsuo Akihiko was given the highest sealing designation there is after the movie has been released.

Due to risking the secrecy of magecraft almost getting out, due to his power and lastly using the all powerful wish granting device for something like this.

Movie was a great hit by the way, we didn't let the kids watch it of course but it was given an Oscar in the name of Katsuo Akihiko.

So I decided to keep shooting films while using clones as different actors, it will use magecraft in it. I hope that it will allow people's transition to "Oh it's just ficton" to "OMG magic is real" be softer.

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