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Side story 2/7: The chicks chat after a work

There was a siren announcement type of jingle that can be heard on movie site set signaling beginning or end of the work, ordering to everybody on team that they shall show discipline and any visitor shall stay silent. So, it was clear that the girls and supported movie making staff was finishing video recording. There even was that: "Thank you for yours hard work.", speech from present movie director, the Nyanners cat-girl.

But as the Idols from Hololive- Myth team look at the fourth wall; the only thing they saw there was this portable digital camera for home video lonely siting on a tripod. No director, no movie staff, no extra movie set equipment. Someone can speculate that this entire background thing, was just a fata-morgana/mirage created by the mysterious parchment trying to sold itself as a last will. So, in the room; there was nobody other, expect for the Myth girls, body pillow, cat and Tuna.

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As they were done with this (work?), the girls decide to change outfits.

They were nearly done when Kiara, who reach for the kitchen apron (previously worn by Calli) to put it on herself, was thinking aloud. "Hey, why was I, the eye-catching model?" It was in a tone (Are you trying to tell me something? Like you dint want a fish for a dinner?)

However, before any other girl from the group can say something important or clever, Calliope hop onto that question like a fish on a bait, as if the whole question triggered something inside her. She was merciless and gesticulated greatly. "Do you want a wide explanation or desk flat explanation?" Asked as if she was somehow irritated to state obvious. "It's,-- an,-- art!! Balance! And a natural beauty!!"

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But the orange girl thinks about what the pinky said for a moment. Then with a smug smile on her face she delivered a punchline to Mori. "Granny..." [Calli age is marked as Infinity or 21 thousand from point someone bother to count.]

That was of course a general insult, or fire trigger to trigger the pink one, because anything from her personal life is too much sensitive theme for her and Takanashi knew that. So Mori shout. "How dare you!! Chicken breadcrumbs!!" [Breadcrumbs: as phoenix bird, during the power up stage, she letting behind a dust particles – same come to breadcrumbs as leftovers from frying chicken nuggets. And Takanashi works at KFP.]

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This time it was the phoenix who set his emotion on fire. "Excuse me?!! Fook you!!"

But soul rapper was too quick with her lyric for her own good. "Hey!! Fook you too!!"

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Bot of the girls angrily glared at each other in a silent eye stare contents. It was clear obvious they only tease each other in a friendship manners, but when triggered they are too much competitive. They stared at each other in a way as they tried to enforcing the facts, to say obvious: (That's because my point is so dam obvious, you are the one who don't get it!)

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Then Kiara rethinks the Calliope words, because her friend rarely actually swears and most time it just shouts. As she think she tilt her head on side with a question expression on her face. "Huh?" Then, she realize something and make a smug face. She even winks her eyebrows seductively at the pinky, as she suggests something.

However Calliope was dead glaring at orange, as she too, was too stubborn to back up from this quarrel about word play (puns) between friends. Especially when she was about to lose. She pulled out a (mysterious notebook?) or diary and start looking into it. "Let me first check a suitable term/schedule."

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Seeing that date scheduling move, Phoenix got her hopes up, as her eyes start shining/sparking, and fire inside of her hart emitted around her a warm aura full of love-full emotions. She connects her palms in a pose suitable for a maiden who just fall in love. It was as she got happy that her hard work its finally ready to give a birth a sweet fruits of success.

But the Shinigami stay cold, stay true to her profession suitable for grave keepers, as she listed between pages. She seems corpse cold calm, but her voice had a sinister hint of wrath in it. "So let me see~e. Where it will be suitable for me,-- to wipe the ground with you chicken but... Maybe some deserted island, that are marked to become volcanic? Or some future quarry site, that need an excavation of several meters of sediments in all directions? Maybe some active volcano? Nobody bitching about theses, when they got razed to the ground... So many choices to choose. Witch one I shall pick?" [Both of the girls, had they power up stages ridiculously strong, on anime level superpowers.]

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At this point Kiara make awkward expression because she dint's know if Calli still joking, or the phoenix will face a wrath of Reaper (rapper). She even makes a desperate laugh, because both girls clearly got the idea of other one, in this mind game of wits, puns and content. With her palm on her forehead [Face-Palm], she accepts her defeat in this quarrel and withdraw. (For now, as she says for yourself that Calli only plays hardcore to get.) She even in half-voice state what nonsense it is.

Mori nearly triumphantly nodded, finally clapped pages of that notebook together. "And that's, how it shall be it!"

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But those two hints of words play triggered someone else. It was Gura, who was distracted by the Tuna placed on kitchen side board. Together with her cat pet they were drooling on still fresh fish (soon to be a dinner). Even if she doesn't pay attention to others in the room, this shark girl brain got a wake-up slap when she dint's hear a nonsense,... but somehow a code word entered her mind… it was a Onsen. [Japanese traditional open hot spa, under open sky and nearly in wild nature.] Gura got fired up nearly instantly, shouting: "Onsen? What!!??"

As she turns around... It takes only one glance at the (flirting?) duo, to give her enough data to realize that they planning a trip to hot springs.

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She jumps towards them, and yell – pleading. "I want to go too!! No way you will have all that fun, only to yourself!! You two are not the only one who enjoy that hot soup. So let me in!!"

But as energetically the white Lolly jumped into the conversation, the more statically was the pink orange duo as they silently stared at their aquatic friend without moving an inch.

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Gura's brain operating at overdrive of A-class predator, come up with hypotheses that they playing Hard to get, and in order to break the ice, she must bring her trumps cards on table. Because of that, she starts to look cute, making cute faces, poses and noises. (She plead.)

But again, even if the eyes of the pink orange duo widened, they still don't say a word and continue to stare. Probably each one expects that someone else will break the silence. ...and probably explain.

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So Gura's brain suggest a change of approach on how to get onto a trip to spa in wildness. The short grill suddenly got full of herself, stand up into a domination pose, proudly pulled out her chest, and aimed her pointing fighter on the two. She shout: "I know you love me!! I love you to!! No matter where you go, I will be in the middle, where's all that steamy action will be. So, give up and share it with me!! No!! We all shall share it together!! We not just best friends,-- we are family!! That's what it shall be!! --together!!"

But once again, the girls stared at the Lolly in silence.

Kiara even starts to crack up with blush and giggles about this precious gem.

But Calliope was like: I-iii, don't be the one to explain it to her. No! Not a chance. Pass! She even glanced for the most responsible on the group, the violet one.

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But that was a critical mistake! Ina'nis acted like a maiden in trouble as she reached her hand after the trio, begging with nearly a tears cry in her voice: "Don't leave me behind! Let me in!"

Amelia was quick to hop on the train, except she act as if the trip to Onsen was already a thing, and she thinking about the practical things. "Shall I bring a lot of camera film? For the content reference. Maybe, 24 hours voice recorder/dictafone for everybody."

Calliope give them frowning expression. "I know, that you two just teasing me!"

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Ninomae put her palm to her cheek making this foxy noble lady expression, and she ask softly. "Do I?"

Amelia put her pointing finger on her chin as she though. "Aren't you two teasing each other because you bodies craw for some exercise? And you just need to burn that energy somewhere. Like zoomies." She dint even bother to address the question if someone is someone girlfriend or lover.

Calliope understand that those two will not help and decide to use one of her eyes to glance at Takanashi. But got shocked, because Kiara was already doing the same: She, standing next to her as a proud wife or a school girl in love, she was silently side stare at Mori, making this amused expression waiting what will happens next.

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The shark girl got confused by the unexpected lack of response of all those around. So she looks around carefully observing others reaction, she start to suspect something. "What's going on?"

For everyone (except Gura, her cat assaulting the fish, body pillow and the Tuna), it was clear, that Mori attempt to turn upside down Kiara's flirting, that out of content can be seen as lover's affair,... and a little lag on Gura side,... developed a comedic misunderstanding.

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At this point even the Gura dropped her act. "What?? What I do?? Did I mess something??" But when she received cold stare, giggle a double big glance she became desperate. "Speak to me! What is going on?"

Ina'nis was the first one to break the silence as if they previously without words agree to don't break Gura's speech. She was nearly somewhere between emotionless and astonished. "I can already hear the imaginary police sirens as they approaching closer."

That fully awake Amelia from her daydreaming who nearly bark. "Forget that! I can hear the silent subtitles on the bottom of the room TV screen. As if I can see and hear the news-TV- without a commentary- spot; displaying the silent live reportage from site of event. Where the police officers/enforcers, arrest those two and are putting them to cars, taking them into a custody. And the third one into is been taken onto child care center."

This comment ignited Kiara who burst from her muted state, pointing at the shark. "What the hell? She is like-- 50 times older that me. You cant compare me to a dwarf!"

And of course, Calliope dint stay silent either. "The age stuff dint even applies on me. So, what you all talking about?" She tried to sound like she doesn't know, but that was a poor lie, the hints of panic was visible on her.

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Those girls start to lose it and we don't talk just about discus integrity in topic.

Shark become even more confused. "He?"

Even if Kraken priestess was seemed to be without emotions, a trained eye can detect how foxy she's right now. No it was the image of a nun. "Dwarf, elf, barbarian, hobbit or beastlings,-- it all blend into one name of humanity, loosing it distinctive traits. So everybody can dream to reach anything they wish. But we live on this unforgiving era where those important details are overlooking for the sake of publicity the moment you get dragged out to the stage light of public."

Detective was like an attorney who stating a facts to his client. "So yea, pretty much,-- it will be a jail."

Fire bird on other hand seemed like she was ready to burst into flames of rage. "That's an absurd!"

But the guide of the death seemed suddenly very tired. "Why I am even part of this dialog?"

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At this point it become a chaos.

Gura make this half surprised half annoyed noise: "Hee? Don't tell me it's that red book animal control again. How they found us?" [Red book – lexicon of extinct species.] [Animal control - hunters of oddities.]

Ina needed to correct her friend. "You not even close to the topic, Gura. We talking about Baba–Lolly relationship."

Amelia on other hand aimed her attention on some piece information that was uttered. "But what is that red book animal control?"

But Kiara had a more urgent agenda. "Ame, babe:! Priorities!! We have here a friend whit a serious need for a love affair intervention."

Of course Calliope looked shocked. "Did... did you just point on me??"

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Gawr starts shout onto the ceiling in a crying voice. "Heee? I don't want to go to jail!"

Takanashi was trying to defend herself. "Wait!... I am the junior on this case???…" Then she angrily stamp the floor. "That's its!! Where's the fish!! I will cook it!"

Mori eye iris light up in dreadful light, of being fully triggered "Wait! Wait!! Wait!!! So, hold you flames! I don't want to ever again have any cooking incident. Or coal on a dinner plate."

Ninomae showing a cat like tooth in her big open smile note in a singing voice. "Still going onto a jail."

But Watson stops. "Just wait for moment! What is this jail phrase in this particular context?"

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As Calliope and Kiara start a totally different fight (nearly wrestling) over the Tuna...

They ignored the cat who was in euphoria from licking and biting the fish, even if the feline dint past a few scales.

Ina in conspiracy tune whispered to Amy ears the jail stuff, on which the blonde was ready to back out of the room. But Watson instantly realize that this move will put her into even more dangerous position, that staying here.

And Gura?... Well, she cried complains that she doesn't get it what's wrong and what she does wrong.

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When the ChaD [chat camera] finally start leaving the scene, fading/departing away...

Watson notice it and ask: "What's going on?"

Ina who was getting closer to her friend with suspicious smile find that reaction of blonde amusing. "Oh that?-- Its just ChaD [chat], it decided to take a walk."

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Of course, that answer only ignite curiosity in bold detective. "A walk? To where? To woods?"

Compare to that innocent reaction the other girl was getting flirty with her foxy smile. "No. To the next video, silly. But if you want..."

But Gura bumped in full of tears, reaching whit her hand after the chat. "Why ChaD kun??! Why-yyyyy??!" [Chat, dot leave me!] Her scream into the void, disappeared in distance as camera levee the scene.