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Hogwarts: The Unscientific Wizard

Andy Collins insists Hogwarts is a cursed school. A centenarian lives in solitude, an elderly cat lady's marriage has broken off, a middle-aged man with a hook nose is heartbroken in love, a half-giant lives in a cramped hut and a glass beauty has a daily hangover. Andy Collins lists them all, and it seems that every single professor at Hogwarts is on the list of bachelors! The entire Faculty! Andy Collins had no great ambitions and just wanted to study 'Magical Magic' in peace. To have a happy life as a Professor at the school after graduation, Andy Collins decided to break the curse and spend seven years of school life solving the personal problems of the professors as a part-time gig. First, let's start with a blind date. PS: Mc only watched 1st Harry Potter Film. === Author: soda bottle cap === *Disclaimer* Other than translation, everything belong to the original creator. If the original creator wants to take it down, pls leave a review below, just found the CN novel and translate it here to increase my vocabulary, English and to earn some coffee change. If you have some extra pocket money, Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Crazy_Cat. This is where I read it- https://www.69shu.pro/book/52880.htm You can support original author in Chinese site.

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Chapter 36 Slicing for the future of magic

Although the Ministry of Magic had many shortcomings, Andy didn't have the idea of overthrowing the Ministry of Magic and making himself king, after all, the Third Dark Lord isn't that good of a position.

Moreover, Andy didn't like managing others, especially in the magical world - it was too much of a waste of time.

Andy preferred to study magic.

After travelling to this world, Andy had only one dream, and that was to follow the path of magic to the end.

Besides, the existence of the Ministry of Magic did manage the magical world effectively and prevented it from being exposed to the eyes of the muggles.

But the drawbacks of the Ministry of Magic should never be ignored.

Just look at all the little wizards in Hogwarts!

If one were to make a statistic, at least the purpose of over ninety percent of the young wizards in Hogwarts, who were studying magic, was simply to find a decent job after graduation.

How is that different from a Muggle?

If the purpose of learning magic was just to work, then it would be better to go to the muggle world to live, at least the standard of living in the muggle world far exceeded that of the magical world.

Of course, people had their own aspirations, Andy would not impose his own beliefs on others.

It was certainly good to have like-minded friends, if not then it didn't matter.

If possible, Andy wanted to establish a magic laboratory, specializing in studying the nature of magic power or perhaps experimenting with some forbidden magic.

Imagine if we dissected a wizard and used a microscope to look at his cellular tissues, would we find something different from a muggle in it?

Or, when we want to carry out a dangerous magical experiment, if a wizard could 'volunteer' for the role of a guinea pig, wouldn't that avoid some of the dangers?

Of course, Andy wasn't a dark wizard, so he couldn't just slice up a certain wizard or do a forbidden magic experiment on a certain wizard's body.

Andy still had a bottom line!

But...what if the other party was a dark wizard or a Death Eater?

During the war, sneakily slicing up one or two Death Eaters shouldn't be discovered, right?

Andy recalled.

There were a total of seven Harry Potter books.

That is to say, when Harry was in his seventh year, it was the time for the duel with Voldemort.

If you counted the preparation time for both sides and the time when Voldemort had just been resurrected and gathered his old troops - then Voldemort should have been resurrected when Harry was in his fourth or fifth year.

'That means I still have four or five years of preparation time.'

Andy thought in his mind, 'I have the help of the system, if I study magic diligently next, it shouldn't be much of a problem to sneak up and knock down one or two Death Eaters in four years' time, right?'

Sneak, drag away, slice, one-stop service.

Thinking about this, Andy suddenly looked forward to Voldemort's resurrection a little.

With Dumbledore and Harry at the front to attract firepower, Andy could completely engage in his own little manoeuvres in the dark.

For example, in that magical experiment of eroding the body with magic power, now all that was missing was a Death Eater 'volunteering' to give his life.

"..."

Andy shook his head and temporarily dismissed these messy thoughts.

For the time being, Andy still had to learn magic in a practical, step-by-step manner.

***

Around six in the evening, Andy and Hermione walked along the stairs to the ground floor, ready to go to the Great Hall for dinner.

"Hello, student!"

Just after walking around one of the corners on the ground floor, Andy and Hermione were stopped by a senior Slytherin student.

"Uh, hello, how can I help you?" Andy asked.

"I'm Jon Ebok, I'm a third-year Slytherin."   

Ebok said, "Well, we're conducting a secret survey in Slytherin, may I ask... are you guys happy with our Defense Against the Dark Arts class professor? Also known as Professor Quirrell!"

Andy and Hermione looked at each other, and sure enough, here it was.

"Quirrell?"

Andy raised an eyebrow and said in a disgruntled tone, "Of course, I'm not satisfied! All he does is read from a textbook, if someone like that can be a professor, then I can be a professor too!"

Hermione also said with a puckered face, "And the classroom smells terrible."

Ebok's face beamed at these words, "Then... if we have the chance to oust Professor Quirrell and have the school provide us with a qualified professor instead... would you be willing to accept that, fellow students?"

"Of course!"

Andy immediately put on a look of impatience, "How are we going to do it?"

Ebok looked around, then mysteriously took out a piece of parchment and handed it to Andy, "Both of you...you only need to sign your names on this parchment, as for the things that come after - those will be left to us! "

Andy took it and looked at it.

The parchment detailed a list of Professor Quirrell's sins, including but not limited to stuttering, only knowing how to read from a textbook, knowing absolutely nothing about Defense Against the Dark Arts, not even teaching his students to cast spells or answering their questions, and the classroom is filled with disgusting smells ...

These are fairly normal, but there are some more abnormal ones in the back.

For example: harassing female students, harassing male students, confiscating students' finances at will, being suspected of being associated with Death Eaters, and even having worked for the You-Know-Who...and so on!

What a bunch of good guys!

In short, when Andy read all of Quirrell's crimes, he felt that even if this kind of person was locked up in Azkaban for the rest of his life, it wouldn't be enough.

He deserves a fiery kiss from the Dementors.

After that was some normal content.

Andy also saw some of the things he had said to Malfoy on it.

--We will defend our right to learn to the death.

--Hogwarts belongs to the wizarding community, and even more so to us, the current students.

--Never let Quirrell waste our precious time, it's chronic murder!

It looks very hot-blooded.

Then behind it were the densely packed student signatures, Andy roughly glanced at them, and there were only a few dozen signatures in total.

Is efficiency so slow?

Not waiting for Andy to ask, Ebok explained, "So far, there have been hundreds of students signing on it, this is just one of them."

So that is the case!

There was nothing wrong with the complaint letter, Andy happily wrote down his name and then handed it to Hermione.

Hermione only hesitated for a fraction of a second before writing her name on it.

"Senior Ebok, this letter of complaint - I mean, when exactly Quirrell will leave Hogwarts?" Andy asked incidentally as he handed the letter of complaint to Abbott.

"This month, I think?"

Ebok was not certain, he was an errand boy in Slytherin, and he didn't know exactly how those pureblood scions were planning it.

But it wouldn't be any later than the end of this month.

"I'm looking forward to it!"

Andy nodded and headed towards the Great Hall with Hermione.

Ebok, on the other hand, retreated back into the corner and quietly waited for the next young wizard who passed over there to take the bait.

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