Mount Natagumo
"Kuki"
"Yes, hoshi?"
"You're my friend right?"
"Yes."
"Be a friend, AND GET ZENITSU OFF OF ME"
"NO! HOSHI-CHAN'S MY SAVIOR!"
"STOP CALLING ME HOSHI-CHAN LIKE THAT, IT SOUNDS CREEPY"
"ZENITSU GET OFF OF HER!!"
"NOOO!"
Then hoshi pulled the german suplex on zenitsu.
"OW! HOSHI-CHAN!"
"WELL YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN OFF OF ME!!"
…
"What's that noise?" netsu yelled
Some slayers had started trying to slash the group
"It's back… it's this noise. The minute i heard it i turned around and saw the others hacking each other" the slayer said
"Where's it coming from?" tanjiro asked
"They're all idiots. They don't know that aiming their blades at a compatriot is a serious offense." inosuke said
"It's not that...it's like they're being controlled…" taiyo said
"Good! Watch as I cut them all in halves!!"
"NO!! THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!! I CAN STILL HEAR SOME HEARTBEATS FROM THEM!!" netsu yelled
"Besides, we can't murder our own compatriots!!" tanjiro said
Then inosuke headbutted tanjiro
"DON'T OVERRULE ME ALL THE TIME" he yelled
Then the slayer they met was about to get attacked.
Kage pushed him out of the way.
"I thought you were our senior...that wasn't very senior-like" he said
"I can smell a peculiarly sweet scent on their backs. There are threads...They're attached to threads...Cut the threads!" tanjiro said
"I NOTICED THEM SOONER THAN YOU!!" inosuke said
"Where's the bad guy?!" taiyo asked
"The demon pulling the threads...i dunno?" kage said
Something started to crawl on them.
"What's this?" inosuke asked.
"Its a spider...it's kinda cute-"
"THEY'RE THE ONES TYING STRINGS ON EVERYONE!!" tanjiro yelled as he cut the strings
"AHH! DIE YOU LITTLE DEMON!" shizen slapped the spider off of her.
"Well it's not enough to cut the threads!! The spiders will regenerate them…" netsu said
"Well then i have to annihilate all these spiders!!" inosuke yelled.
"That's impossible!! These spiders are so small and there's so many of them. We need to find the demon who's controlling them" kage yelled
Then inosuke started to stab the spiders one by one
"Inosuke! That's not the way!!" sizen yelled
"Inosuke...if you have the ability to accurately locate a demon, help us out. There was a weird odor blowing this way and it made my nose numb. And you, what's your name?" tanjiro said
"Murata"
"Murata-san we'll find a way to save those who are manipulated"
"Yeah i wish i had something to burn these spiders"Kage sighed
"I mean i could-"
"No...netsu remember last time...you almost burned the rengoku estate down" shizen said.
Then a shadow loomed over them
"Uh...hello demon" kage said
He was standing on a very thin string, it almost looked like he was levitating in the air
"Don't come here to disturb our family." it spoke
The group gave him a confused head tilt
"My mom is going to kill you soon."
"Mom?" taiyo asked
Inosuke immediately started jumping onto trees to cut the demon's head off.
But he missed by just an inch.
"DAMMIT!"
The demon walked away on its very thin spider web
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! COME HERE AND FIGHT!!" inosuke yelled
"Inosuke--"
"What the hell is this guy doing here?" taiyo asked
"I'm afraid he's not the one pulling the strings…" netsu said
"So you should first-" tanjiro started
"Okay i get it!! Locate the demon, is that it? You're annoying" inosuke said
He stabbed the swords into the ground, kneeled down and mumbled to himself.
A couple of seconds later
"I found it, it went over there" he pointed to the right.
"Right!" *badum tss* (i swear this pun wasn't intended