I'd Rather Kiss a Cow

Benedito Goncalo Cruz Pereira 

"Pedro, he's the biggest jerk under this sun," Bobby cried as he spoke to Pedro over the phone. He had pushed me out the room and locked me out then proceeded to call Pedro to ask him to arrange the jet to take him back to Germany. "I can't stand him. Every time I look at him I just want to kill him… I know…"

I was sitting down on the floor with my back against the bedroom door as I listened to one half the conversation. 

"Imagine… he's a child… how can he propose to me then start acting up?" he sobbed, "I just want go home."

My heart broke with each passing second and I constantly kicked myself for reacting the way I did. It felt like I was possessed by some unknown creature and I just found myself lashing out. I ran my hands down my face. My phone vibrated in my pocket and I quickly pulled it out but sighed when I saw it was Ronaldo 

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