Almost third world war... The flirt.

Decidedly Mr. Raymond is the type of man. That man. And it's not just for the wallet.

And what's the catch this time? There is always a BUT.

A beautiful butt. Patience. And a sucker will ask that typical question. After all, what does a woman see in a man's ass? Anything. She wants to squeeze. Nervous hands. And the shins... WOW! Thick thighs and shins. Hand pass. To bite? Which is! Asshole no. It has to be exact. And while I'm enjoying... That average ass. Hard booty and proportional to the body. Well, because the ass is an ass and makes you want to squeeze. And when you still have dimples on your face when you smile... it's asking to kill a woman.

The most attractive male look. Blue jeans and a white t-shirt. bust. And please... No baggy clothes. The woman is not into creation or sloppy man. White sneakers or boots.

All right, he's wearing boots. I'm dying. And he's not wearing sunglasses. It's a fatal shot. Mortal. Does anyone have oxygen there?

oh, Mr. Raimundo. to talk. Don't be an asshole. I need the closet... A closeted gay who took six months to speak to admit that it was an excuse not to closet. And Jonathan... I'm the nuke type when I flirt. It's more or less there. Sudden death. The Apocalypse could come at any moment. You could sell bad luck in those bottled-up hours. I could buy a patent.

I'm thinking. Thinking about life. And in my greatest hits. The woman who breaks. In the literal sense of the word. Mortal. Dominant.

-You need to take the tour. They are the most beautiful beaches. I can do the script for you. Infallible recipe to leave children and adults fascinated. Rentals can be made at licenses and car rental shops.

Oh, I didn't even kiss you. A lot of people arrived suddenly.

-Which? Excuse me?

Not bad. He's weird. My guess from the size is that he's American. How cute!

-beaches and viewpoints: Praia Brava, Praia do Forno. And the viewpoints of these beaches! - I sigh, fixing my hair. Visual contact. He's the staring type. In the eyes.-You need to do the tour. They are the most beautiful beaches. I can do the script for you. Infallible recipe to leave children and adults fascinated. Leases can be made at car dealerships and rental companies.

And that's where I come in. Yet another ocean liner arrived in port. Two arrived this weekend. Ships with more or less 4,378 people on board, including tourists and crew. Sanitary protocols followed by Anvisa.

Cruise season. It is the most beautiful place in Brazil to visit. Tourists moving the city's economy. I like to receive in dollars. And make applications at the Casa de Câmbio. I'm collecting Euros.

The landscape of boats and colonial mansions at sunset. Orla Bardot. the name? It is a tribute to the French actress Brigitte Bardot. From end to end from the Church of Sant'Ana to Rua das Pedras. It's a guaranteed show. worth every penny. Can believe.

A peninsula of 28 km and 23 beaches. Ecuadorian sea currents. There are beaches with both warm waters and icy waters that receive currents from the South Pole.

....Marina, Armação, Geribá, Brava and Olho-de-Boi... João Fernandes, Ferradura and Ferradurinha.. A place for yachting and free flight with its wind currents.

Armação dos Búzios was a small fishing village, with about twenty houses. Invaded by French and English, it became a base for pirates...

More than I wanted. An almost flirt. The guy is that cat. It has potential. And the world collapses. I close another four-day lease deal. An excellent commission. And I'll be careful to give a neat look. They always come back early. I don't usually care. But this...

City where they hunted whales for the operation of their oil, which was used for lighting and export. The bones of the captured animals were buried on a beach that became the name of Praia dos Ossos.

I could call out. An ice-cream? One coffee.

I can tell you about the city's history. All this was before the Cabo Frio district. We won emancipation in 1995 after much abandonment by the rulers. And today... We are the best city in Brazil. A place where everything works. Public hospitals. There are no medicines in health posts. The city that never sleeps. Much better than Cabo Frio.

We are the first world after we left Cabo Frio. undergrowth of low trees, grasses, and cacti. Crystal clear sea waters with Caribbean cores. Fantastic coves. Surfing. Ski. Hot, humid summers and mild, drier winters. Hot days, mitigated by the constant winds of the Atlantic Ocean. Mare fruits are a specialty in restaurants and bars, but there is everything. Italian, French, and Oriental restaurants of all nationalities. Big luxury resorts. A city that works 24 hours and 365 days a year. Driving never stops...

-Close the city exits! I want every exit in town and call the goddamn police.

Not bad for an ex-almost and future crush. It was the total disaster of the century. It arrived like car keys before the lease ended. And I stood there looking at him.

"All right. The keys. The small, insignificant part is missing. Where's the car? Where's the fucking car?"

Everything is under control. I have like keys. The car and driver were missing. What a small date. Did anyone notice?

-You have to return the car along with the keys.

And it's so obvious. My almost flirt? blow? Guilty. You had to return the car. What's the hard part? I explained this in the contract. At the time of caution.

His smile is apologetic; his face is one of utter surprise. I look at his look with a sigh. It won't be the last to decide the night in a nightclub around here. And I think he decided to try more things for the reddened minimized eyes.

Sweetie, he could have tasted the best lagoon in Búzios. I indicated. You know, these animals are almost prehistoric, they are so big and delicious... I would make a list of the best restaurants on the waterfront. Stone Street...

- I don't have a car.

Wrong answer, cat. You have the deposit on your credit card as insurance for the buggy. Don't give me the wrong answer.

-You took the car at dawn. A woman took the keys.

Well, they are problems after all. We don't collect the buggy during the night and the mechanics take care of the cars. This means that the future god has been dating people he shouldn't have and having too much fun. We don't have beautiful blondes who go out to our clients' rooms stealing keys at dawn, and we don't even have cars. She took them as spare keys too.

He's nervous, backpack over his shoulder, and itching to get out of the store.

-We didn't take the car... Damn. Lost the damn car? Seriously? With whom? Have you been hanging out with hookers and drinking so much you lost my fucking car?

Just a basic question. sweet. Is our flirtation over? Sudden death? Yeah, I think the flirting mood went down the drain.

I start yelling orders and the dry ones who wash the cars. It is a street full of shops that rent buggies and cars.

To get to the city...there are always options: transfer, car, bus or plane. And to go out... You can go to Cabo Frio or Rio de Janeiro via the airports: Galeão or Santos Dumont. AND