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Hick’s Harem

Ethan Langston confessed to a girl he had a crush on since kindergarten, but he had no idea that her brutal rejection of him would set off a series of events that made the women in his life a little more open with their feelings. Read as Ethan navigates an entangled web of childhood friends and local beauties in the small sleepy town of Munford Kentucky while trying to not wind up in the slammer like his father. This is a slice-of-life story following a hick and his often-time criminal escapades of get-rich-quick schemes with his two friends Ricky and Billy, and the various romantic encounters he has going about living his daily life.

uselessdegenerate · Realistic
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51 Chs

Chapter 26: Surprise Attack (Slight R18+)

"Pffthahahaha, so you guys are really doing that?" Camilla asked over the sound of the wind rushing through the open windows of the car. The radio was playing Hank Williams Jr. and I was fighting hard to not bust out singing. Don't think a sophisticated girl like Ms. Anderson would appreciate me singing If Heaven Ain't A Lot Like Dixie.

"Yeah, we've got a system worked out and everything. The employees at both stores are in on it and every away team that comes here always has a few suckers who didn't pack any rain gear." I turned down on her road, Lucas Street. Other than Main Street Munford didn't really follow the standard number and letter names for streets because we didn't have enough of them to really justify it.

The old district was really the only thing that resembled a city block, but its roads were named after the stuck-up snob's ancestors who founded the town. Everything else was just a few roads branching off of 37, and the old road it replaced. At one point the town was supposed to be the county seat, but Wollstone hit a boom with coal mining and the rest is history as they say. Now, our town is a patchwork of haphazard roads surrounding the pristine square layout of 'historic' Munford.

"Well, I might end up being your first customer because the Principal wants all of us teachers to show our support. Is this game important or something?" Camilla's hair fluttered in the wind as she turned to look at me, her usual red glasses absent from her face. When I had asked about that she had told me she was wearing contacts.

"Wollstone is a much bigger school and for 19 years they've beat us. It used to be we scheduled them for our homecoming game but after getting blown out three years in a row we switched to playing Valperga." I fought hard not to scoff at it, the Vultures (yes, it's a sucky mascot I know) were a terrible team. Their football program had only begun as early as 2007 and they had only won their first game in 2010. Every year we stomped them to make ourselves feel a little better after Wollstone steamrolled us.

"Huh, think we've got a shot this year?" She asked as she looked at her house coming up in the distance, the White siding glowing under the light of the evening sun.

"Eh, 50-50. Keith and Jason are assholes but they definitely have talent. If their offensive line can hold and their defense gets a few stops they'll win, but if either of those two is missing then they'll lose."

"You don't sound really enthusiastic even though you said it would be close."

"Just as long as it ain't a blowout and people leave early I'm happy. I'm only going for the money and if they leave before it rains I'd lose out on making some."

"Hahaha, you're a sneaky guy aren't ya?" She punched my shoulder, hard. My eyes shot her a glare as I rubbed my shoulder, the girl just laughing harder in response.

"I'm an entrepreneur, so I'd prefer if you call me savvy instead."

"Okay, okay Mr. Savvy." The sound of two girls snickering in the back had me adjusting my rearview mirror to glare at them. God, I couldn't wait to drop these three off.

***

"So guys, how did practice go?" I asked as I looked back at the two of them, my eyes glancing in the rearview mirror at the sight of Camilla's house shrinking in the distance. The only reason I was able to drive her home is because she spent enough time grading papers in her classroom for Clar and Else to get out of practice.

"Good, Coach Jenkins is still being a bitch though." Clara spoke as she looked at Elsie's phone over the brunette's shoulder, the girls sharing a look before the blond blushed. She seemed to notice that I'd seen her blush, her blue eyes looking back down at the phone screen.

"What are you two looking at?" I asked, the car rolling to the side of the road only a few houses away from Elsie's house. Parking the car I unbuckled my seatbelt before turning to reach for the phone. Clara stepped back like she'd been scalded by what she saw, her face growing increasingly flush. Else's reaction was less intense and she didn't even fight it when I snatched the phone out of her hand.

"…" My jaw dropped, my eyes widening like saucers. On the phone's screen was a photo of Clara and Elsie, but unlike a wholesome selfie among friends this was anything but.

They were in the shower, the butter colored tiles reminding me of the boys locker-room shower in the gym. Clara stood stark naked, beads of water from the shower dripping down her toned midriff. The pale lips of her pussy were in full view, the puffy flesh meeting evenly at the end. The pink color of her inner folds was displayed above this, glistening wetness causing her pink lips to gleam under the light. Just above her quim was a patch of tidy blond hair cut in a small landing strip, the rest of her pussy was entirely hair free.

Her boobs were the next thing to catch my eye, an uncomfortable tightness growing in my pants. The pale flesh of her tits was larger than I assumed, with large round areola topping them. The muted pink grew more vibrant toward the inside where her nipples rested, the perky nubs standing at attention. They were most likely erect due to the other culprit posing in the photo, a cheeky grin plastered on her face.

Elsie's slender arm had wrapped around Clar's waist, the girl pressing her body up against the tall blond. Her massive tits rubbed underneath her friends, the large areola of her boobs were a darker shade of pink than Clar's. Large pink nipples poked from the center of her areola, the erect nubs darker than either Clar's or Abby's.

Her pussy was drenched, the puffy lips of her muff concealed every part of her inner folds. Strands of silver liquid were bridged between her drooling slit and her creamy thick thighs. My eyes looked at the clean-shaven quim like it was the only water in a desert, my cock throbbing in my pants as I practically drooled over the photo.

"You like it don't you~?" I nearly jumped out of my skin at Else's whisper, her breath tickling my ear. My dick throbbed, the visible tent in my jeans causing her to giggle. Her voice was sweet and yet I felt more in danger than I'd ever been, goosebumps rippling across my skin.

"I-I can't, I can't—" Her slender fingers turned my head to the side, our eyes meeting as she raised my chin up. Those pink pouty lips I'd only ever had innocent thoughts about now looked so kissable, the way she quirked them in a little smirk had my heart doing backflips in my chest.

"I know Ethan, this was just a demonstration. This thing here—" Her slender arm shot out like a cannon as her fingers wrapped around the bulge in my pants. "—proves that we aren't just little sisters to you. Please don't hide behind that excuse forever because I can no longer contain my desire!"

"…" I groaned, her fingers massaging me with a delicate touch I'd never experienced before. She was teasing me like she knew all my weaknesses, my breath growing ragged as my arousal flared.

"If you ever need me for anything just know I'll be there in a heartbeat. That includes Clara too. She's acting shy right now but she was on board about sending you those nudes. If you're up for it when you get to work you can go to the bathroom and text me. I'll know what you want and I'll make sure to send something very special." Her lips brushed against my own before she pulled away, the smirk on her face growing wider. I could barely breathe, my heart pounding in my chest trying to break free.

Taking my silence as acknowledgment she pulled the passenger seat forward by pressing the lever. Her body covered in only a green spaghetti strap top exited the car, my eyes catching sight of her tits swaying as she crawled through the gap in the seat and the door. By the time she fully exited, I got a full view of her thick ass hidden behind her tight spandex shorts. The crease along her ass showing off her mouth-watering cheeks.

"Fuck…" I groaned as I watched her walk away, my dick practically ready to explode. Blue balls are unfun man.

***

"I'm sorry E, she's getting more antsy now that you've started dating Abby." Clara spoke from beside me in the car. We had just pulled into the driveway and I had parked the car, my eyes glancing over at the girl giving me a worried look.

After Else's little stunt I'd been super quiet, my hands gripping the steering wheel tight as I fought to keep my mind from wandering to something perverted. I don't know how she did it but I was still hard, and no matter what foul thing I could think of to distract myself my mind would always go back to that picture. It was like it was seared in the back of my eyelids as every time I closed my eyes I thought of Else's pussy.

"…Does it hurt?" Her question pulled me out of my thoughts, my eyes refocusing back on hers. Clara was blushing redder than a tomato, her slender fingers fidgeting with a strand of her blond hair. For a second I didn't really know what she was asking until her sky-blue eyes drifted toward my crotch.

"I mean yeah, it kind of sucks having these jeans constrict it." I gave an honest answer as I scratched at my chin. This felt incredibly awkward, my mind wondering why she still hadn't left the vehicle yet.

"…I-I can h-help y-you w-with it." She stuttered out every word, her entire face turning red as she spoke, but I heard her loud and clear. My heart nearly lurched up into my throat, my eyes looking at her like she'd grown a second head.

"Clar, that's really sweet but—" I couldn't finish my words as the girl climbed over the center console, her toned legs vaulting over as she landed on my lap. The feeling of her warm ass pressed against my cock caused me to groan, Clar's slender arms wrapping around my neck.

"L-let me help, it's the least I can do considering she's my friend." Her eyes were hard, her grip around my neck tightening. I knew that look, it was stubborn bitch mode!

"Are you really going to do this?" I quirked an eyebrow at her and when her expression didn't change I sighed. "Very well."

My arms wrapped around her waist, the girl stiffening at the touch. What she didn't expect was for me to pry open the door, the metal groaning as I kicked it open. Using my arms I held her tight as I swung my legs out of the car. My boots crunched across the gravel, a burning feeling running through my muscles as they strained.

"W-woah—!" She squealed as I lifted her into the air, one of my hands raising up to block her head from banging on the roof of the car. Once I fully straightened with the blushing mess of a girl in my arms I began walking.

Passing the stone pavers, the wooden porch steps groaned particularly loudly as I stepped up them. There for a moment, I was worried we would burst through, but as soon as we reached the reinforced top step the fear disappeared.

"Open the door." I commanded and she obeyed as she reached a shaky hand to the door handle. The creaking hiss of the screened-in door opening grated against my ears, my feet taking me right in front of the last aluminum barrier.

Without a command she opened our front door, the dimly lit living room greeting us, the cracks in the blind providing the only light in the room. My eyes immediately landed on the old red monster of a recliner Dad had placed across from the end corner of the couch.

"W-what're we doing?" Clar's nervous voice snapped me out of my haze, my eyes glancing down at the girl giving me a bashful look.

"Nothing, I'm going to work sis. Thanks for the offer but I'm already dating Abby and I can't break her trust." The way her face fell made my heart clench, but I continued forward as I sat her on the soft fabric of the recliner before turning my back on her.

"You dick." She hissed as the door closed behind me, a sigh leaking from my lips. I need a cig.