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Hello, this is Samantha reporting in and this is Vaspa news!

Violent crime around Crestville is as unfortunate as it is but something interesting has been found

Twelve armed men escaped from jail. They are believed to be dangerous and walk the streets in a group.

Eye-witness's also saw them in a van.

Bane is believed to be one of the members.

Three months ago, Bane was arrested and taken in custody.

Here is an image of him.

[30+ year old bald guy appears]

Bane before this nearly murdered one of the politicians running for vice governor of New York.

That man is.. wait a moment.....

Brice! haha...

Brice wanted to recount his story on this matter.

He couldn't make it personally but we're about to talk to him on webcam.

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Good evening mr Brice.

We know it was scary having a man nearly murder you, but if it's okay we would like to hear your thoughts.

"Yeah haha, I was inside my $1000,0000 mansion that's not in 32th residential area wearing my $200,000 dollars coat outside while I was taking a smoke near our pool."

"Then Bane appeared and one of my bodyguards took him down, he luckily didn't do anything else though."

"I don't know how he found out where I live though, I make sure to cover our address when I tell my supporters to come over our mansion."

Samantha reporting back in from that stu- scary story!

Next up we have a very wacky story involving an inflatable flamingo having a man inside-

"WAKE THE F*** UP GEMINI!"

I guess I fell asleep and Blonde woke me up

"You know how much of a wh**e you are? I check up on you every week to see you still being the same dips**t as usual!"

'I very much appreciate you being a complete nuisance, wait how do you even know my name now?'

"Doesn't matter, Gemi-hoe, I have a duty to upkeep and now i've completed it."

I yawned when she finished her tirade again.

Hope the poopman doesn't come after dealing with Blonde here.

"You're doing that fu***ing thing when you don't say anything and lower your eyebrows.. This is why you have no friends."

She's not wrong...

'Don't you have anything, LITERALLY ANYTHING better to do than talk to me?'

"No, i'll be going now."

She proceeds to back away from my door and probably runs off?

I was tired before but now i'm not, thanks loser.

*yawn*

My hair surprisingly isn't as much of a mess as I thought it would be.

Let's see..

8 hours of sleep? pretty good.

I think so.

I'm hungry.....

Then I remember I have to shop today or go to pizza shop thingie.

I don't hate blonde, I don't actually have a social life and haven't since I started this job thing.

Being a bounty hunter makes you paranoid of people and their intentions

Combine that with someone who didn't bother making friends when she constantly got in trouble in highschool..

Turns you into whatever I am.

Luckily my KTS plushie keeps me company, I love pretending that he's my dreamy boyfriend and snuggle and hugs me...

It's not that weird probably, I don't care if it is weird!

And nearly got all of my clothes on to go outside.

Let me just check if there's any decent job's...

Auction, Osborne Auction, One of a kind Blair cloak, tomorrow, 3 hours away, tomorrow,

Yup

I'm stealing that shit!

Unfortunately I won't be the only one with that an idea though...

Oh well

Now just to get something to eat and not cry myself to sleep like yesterday.