Idiots.

"Really the fake leader of a group of S Class criminal ninja couldn't figure out a way to revive a single person? You have immortals, mad scientists and someone who had eyes that can summon the king of hell and call back souls and you just fucked around playing Pokémon for some mamas boy and a brainwashed idiot with a god complex." I say with a smile as a raise my hand and a soul appears.

"Half a second is what it took me to call back the soul of your friend. It would take me another half a second to revive her. I wonder what she would say when she finds out you caused the death of your mentor? The lost lives of how many bloodline users of the mist? The grand plan to brainwash the entire world for some fake peace scheme." I say with a mocking laugh.

The man is stunned into silence staring at the floating soul.

"I'll make you a trade I want the Gedo statue and I'll revive her right now." I say with a smile.

He tears through hand signs and a massive stone statue appears destroying the building and killing yagura and a few others in the process. I place my hand on it and store it in my space.

"Please." I hear him say.

"A deal is indeed a deal." I wave my hand and a young girl appears he quickly grabs her before disappearing.

"I now have all the tailed beasts and the shell of your mother. What do you plan to do now I wonder?" I ask the black and white zetsu that had appeared with a smile.

"Mother? What have you done with mother!?! Why can't we feel her anymore!?!?" He screams gripping his head.

"In a way she no longer exists in this realm and the only way for her to come back here would be through me. Come on and call me papa and I might let you see what I have planned." I say with a laugh.

"Give back...." is all he got out before being splattered across the floor by a slap.

"Really so rude." I wipe the gunk off my hand before apparating away.

I appear back at the uzumaki compound without my gear and head to eat some lunch. I quickly scarf down like 10 pounds of bacon happily satisfied with my plans.

After that I head into my mental space for some fun.

9 giant cages filled with tailed beasts surround a giant stone statue. The statue was the dried husk of kaguya, the tailed beasts were basically the life force and zetsu was the will or personality of the woman.

I feel a pair of arms wrap around me and lips press on my neck.

"Hello darling have you come to play?" Death asks me with smile.

"Mmm maybe in a little bit right now I'm going to be doing a little experiment." I say looking at the massive statue.

"I see you've stolen the fake goddess. Do you plan to revive her?" She asks me wrinkling her nose.

"No, I don't need some fake goddess I have other plans." I say kissing her nose.

"Do tell." She says clinging to my back and floating along behind me.

"You'll see." I walk in front of the statue and clap my hands. Soon the energy starts to drain from the tailed beast into the statue with a rainbow glow from the different chakra types.

This goes on for a bit until I drain half of the power of each beast before I cut it off. There's another clap as a different being starts to get absorbed. The massive black obscurus quickly disappears into the massive statue.

There's a groan from the statue as it's eyes pop open revealing pure black eyeballs. It's eyes snap onto me as it quickly starts to shrink down into a human form.

She looks almost exactly like death except for a few small things. Instead of white hair and eyes they are completely pitch black also she seems to be shorter than me looking like a 10 year old.

"A being of pure chakra and magic? Not bad for your first creation." Death says examining the little girl.

"Papa?" The demonic looking girl says looking at me with a tilt of her head.

"Soooo cute!" Death quickly snatched up the girl.

"Mama!" The little girl says happily being hugged.

I may have not taken into account how smart the obscurus was mentally since it doesn't really have a mind.

"Now we just need to name you." Death starts thinking. "I think Sara sounds nice."

"I agree." I say with a smile. "From now on you can be Sara Steele." I tell the little girl who just looks happy for no reason.

"Gunna need to fix your eyes though as even I know you'd probably scare people." Death says looking at the pitch black eyeballs and waving her hand making them a regular blue color. "So what are you going to do now? This is what happens when you play around too much and destroy your enemies plans 10 years or so ahead of time." Death says with a sigh.

I just shrug wryly.

"However I love it when you fuck people over its so much fun. Wanna see them get even more screwed over?" Death asks holding the little girl with a serene smile.

"Oh and what do you have in mind dear?" I ask her.

We quickly are popped into a nice clearing with a view of the moon in the sky and stars twinkling brightly.

She points at the moon and suddenly it just disappears.

"We were missing a moon in your realm so I figured we could take this one. There was a few people living on it but I just killed them off." She says with a smile.

Wonder how the akatsuki is going to take this one I ponder looking at the empty sky.