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Heir of Chaos.

Guys I just write what I want to write. Starts off in Harry Potter there’s a Harem there is multiverse travel. Marvel world was involved at some point. If you don’t know me from my other stories than I’ll inform you here and now. I am chaos incarnate.

Ryan_Colman · Book&Literature
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Hot water.

At the end of the day there were quite a few people in hot water with lily. James for cheating on her, apparently he had been doing it for a while. Since the birth of the twins, having babies crying all the time at home made him stay later and later at the DMLE then to add to it he got caught up with all the fame of jimmy with women throwing themselves at him at parties and the office. So one thing led to another and he's cheating.

Dumbledore for making her get rid of her child by using mind Magic's for some stupid prophecy, not to mention it was all his fault everything happened in the first place. Trying to control peoples lives so he could get information. She would have blasted him on the spot if not for Perenelle stopping her. But even then Perenelle took her wand to him like a naughty child.

Finally Severus Snape for being a slimy git and selling out her family. Even if it wasn't her family he had still volunteered information to the dark lord that involved the life of a child. Disgusting. Why was someone like that at Hogwarts anyway?

She was livid.

And who knows how long they would have kept things hidden from her? Forever? Her child was nearly beaten to death by that fat walrus of petunias and he was adopted by an entirely new family and she knew nothing of this until recently. Every time she had wanted to visit there turned up a reason for her not to and she just went with it. It took all of her willpower to not turn around and head back to dumbledores office and start blasting.

And dumbledore expects one of them to fight an evil dark lord? They are children! All jimmy knows is how to stun and disarm. Are they supposed to restrain him to death? Does Ryan know what's going on? Perenelle seemed calm. She needed to know. Looking at the time everyone should be at dinner right now.

She stormed off to the great hall.

I was there minding my own business reading a book and eating some nachos I had the house elves whip up for me. When I was attacked!

"Come with my we have some things to discuss." Lily said dragging me by my arm.

"But my nachos?" I wave my wand and drag the plate with me. The children in the hall just looked at me as I was dragged from the great hall followed by flying tortilla chips.

As soon as we hit her office she started asking me questions and then sobbing and then shouting and then things started to blow up and she destroyed my nachos with her unrestrained magical power and I cried. It was all confusing.

I just brought out some bottles of booze and started pouring cup after cup. She was just drinking more and more in a rage.

"And then and then *hic* Perenelle bent him over her knee and swatted his ass with her wand. Should have seen the old man cry it was fantastic." She slurred out sloshing booze everywhere.

She was currently sitting in my lap telling me about how her day went drunk as a skunk. But her mood was much better.

"But then he said that one of you were some kind of chosen one and needed to fight Voldemort who apparently isn't dead, in some kind of battle to the death. You can't do that your just a child." She says hugging me.

I was sweating internally at this.

"Welllllll....." she hugged harder.

"No that would be crazy." She says firmly.

"About that...." harder hug and air supply being cut off.

"No you'll grow up and be just a normal wizard. Yeah a good wizard nothing like your bastard father!" She says even more firmly.

"Too much affection can't breathe!" I gasp out.

"Your not allowed to fight dark lords I won't allow it." She says before falling asleep still hugging me.

Mothers can be terrifying creatures.

I tried to get up but she just hugged me to the chair. Looks like I'm stuck here for a while.

I look at the sad remains of my nachos and pull my book out again. You'll always be remembered my dear nachos.

The next morning she woke up with a massive hangover still hugging onto my body.

"Don't you have classes to teach today?" I ask making her jump in fright.

"Ryan what are you?..." then it hit her exactly what had happened yesterday.

I pass her a hang over potion she quickly gulps down.

"I won't ask where the booze comes from. But there are other things I need to ask and I want to be answered truthfully." She says looking at me.

"Sure." I mean a little honesty isn't that hard to give.

"Do you know about the prophecy?" She asks me.

"Yes." I answer.

"And you think it's real?" She asks me.

"Oh it is real they actually have an orb of it in the hall of prophecy in the department of mysteries." I tell her.

"So Voldemort is still alive?" She says in worry.

"Yep."

"And you are going to fight him?" She says.

"Well that's kind of my job ya know?" I tell her.

"Your job?" She asks.

"Sorry that's all I can tell you until you get occulmency shields." I say with a shrug.

She looks like she's about to blow up but quickly deflates. "Fine I'll work on it."

"That's good. But you seriously don't have to worry about me." I say with a smile. "Anyway I've got class so you should probably get ready for your classes aswell. It wouldn't do for the teacher to be late."

She gives me one more big hug before I can escape then starts cleaning up the destroyed office.

I head off to the tower to shower and change and get ready for classes.