Average day.

Honestly I was expecting a lot more gunfights and magical combat coming into this job. However I'm currently just buying stockpiles of food at the local grocery store with Alice happily tossing things into the cart. With Leah planning on staying with me and her increased metabolism combined with mine we burn through a lot of food. You should have seen the cullens and Bella at lunch when I knocked out almost half my body weight in food. The dull girl just had like a small chicken salad. While I wolfed down pounds of food. I had to explain my organs had been adjusted due to a combat accident and it messed some stuff up. They understood that. The doctor was quite curious and asked me a lot of questions. He was mad for medical stuff.

Esme didn't seem to mind as she just kept happily cranking out food. Of course I ate politely not like a certain Ron Weasely. I do have manners.

Lucky for me the cars trunk is expanded. I look back seeing the three carts filled with food.

"Atleast your not as bad as the wolves on the reserve. They go through almost three times this much." Leah says pushing a cart next to Alice.

"I blame Voldemort for this." I promise revenge on the bastard the next time I see him in some alternate universe.

"Who?" Leah asks in confusion.

"Nevermind is there anything else you want as I'm pretty sure we bought out most of the meat, Doritos, bacon, cheese, potatoes, bacon, and bacon." I say looking at the stuffed carts.

"You said bacon three times." Alice points out.

"Important things need to be said three times." I counter.

We make our way to the check out as the poor checkout girl stares in shock at the massive piles of food.

"We are hosting a massive cookout." I explain with a smile.

What I don't explain is that massive cookout will probably only be used to feed me and the skinny looking girl glaring at her for no reason. Must be a mate thing.

She just smiles and starts loading the cart.

About 800 dollars later we head out and stuff it all into the trunk of the car before driving back to the cullens. We make a side trip to a local butches for more meat which we will be smoking later on.

At the house the cullens help unload stuff to their kitchen while I fire up a big grill I had and throw tons of meat on to be slow cooked. The wolves will be swinging by in a bit to pick up blood barrels for the clearing and I figured I'd feed some of them and get myself some delicious brisket.

I feel like it would be absolutely terrible feeding so many people who eat like me. The parents must have to work like three jobs or something to feed them. Well I guess the do hunting aswell so that might actually answer some of my questions. Maybe I'll have to take up hunting. I wonder how wild dragon tastes barbecued.

Looking around it's nice to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city and school. The fresh woods and clear air are quite relaxing. I'd invite the other girls but they are all busy. Maybe next time.

The sizzle of the meat on the huge grill is music to my ears and the smell is just as heavenly. I've got burgers, hotdogs, ribs, brisket, roasts, potatoes and bacon, Mac and cheese, the whole shebang.

You can indeed also cook Mac and cheese on a grill. Just boil up the noodles in water, strain them and throw in some shredded cheese, fresh milk, and anything else you want to add. Boom fresh Mac and cheese.

After a while the wolves show up and are immediately attracted to both my car and the food cooking.

"Oooh is that a dodge challenger?" Jacob asks running over to my car.

"Yep it's also been modified in many ways like the expanding trunk and seats. The reinforced body and windows, I have basic invisibility on it and the glove compartment has a small weapons armory." I tell him as they quickly look at everything I just told them.

"The button on the dash is invisibility." I shout as the car disappears a few minutes later.

"So fucking cool!" I hear a shout from the area.

The next few minutes was spent explaining some of the improvements like the refilling tank of gas. The super powered engine. The fact I could probably hit it with a train and I wouldn't even scratch the paint makes it so much cooler to them.

Even Rosalie the princess is listening in. She is actually a car fanatic herself.

Soon after the food is done and I set up the area everyone makes a mad dash for the food. It's like a pack of starving ghosts have been let free. I use spells to expand the food to bigger portions. One of the magical laws is you can't create food from nothing but you are able to increase how much you have.

Even being increased this poor food doesn't stand a chance.

After it's gone I give them all some barrels of blood and they run off to work the clearing.

I just let them do all the work and head inside to watch tv and maybe nap. I'm sandwiched between Alice and Leah on the couch and quickly doze off into a nice food coma.

Sometimes it's good to slow down and just have a nice relaxing day. You know enjoy life. Eat a whole cow. Send wolf boys to spread blood over a field. Normal person stuff.

The newborn vampires still won't be here for a couple more days so I'm just going to relax. It's not like theres anything I can do at this point in time anyway. Well besides check on leahs blood and see what I can find. But that's for later for now we sleep between the icy and fiery beauties.