A little peak into my life

You sure are a curious cat, aren't you! Haven't you heard how curiosity killed a cat? You know I got my mom's temper, so don't try to outsmart me, I'm not as bad as my mom, but definitely I'm next in line. I can take anybody apart from my parents even my twin sister Hazel. Only she knows that I have superpowers, some kind of twin telepathy I guess, you can call that's her power, because I sure as hell didn't tell her about my part time job. But somehow she found out, I shudder the day my mom finds about this, I sure as hell will not get out of that mess alive. Anyway I sure get side tracked a lot don't I, bet you are feeling irritated by my continuous ranting. So why don't I take you to some action scenes. There two baldies are trying to mug a poor old woman, well not in my watch. Don't worry lady, I will save you. I ran at full speed and kicked those muggers' ass down, the lady is looking terrified at me. Hey I save you, you know, don't you think you should thank me, but here you are giving me weird looks, wait is it because of my costume. Sigh, I know this looks weird, it's not even my original one, I am just using this until I get my dream costumes made. For that I need some money. Hey lady I just saved you a lot of money, can't you give me a little to show appreciation. "Ahhhh!" There we go again, that lady just screamed and fled. Maybe poor and old were wrong adjectives to describe her, she sure is vigilant enough to scream in someone's ear and run away super fast. Maybe she has superpower too, like flash. Damn why do they always scream and run away after seeing me, they are making me feel worse than a stupid villain. Well I better get home, it's almost dinner time. By the way have I told you I am 27years old and still live with my parents, well my sister also lives with us. My dad's philosophy is we can move out after we'll get married. But that's not gonna happen in a long time, I think, so we four are living together happily.