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Hazbin Hotel: Cain and Adam

Two Brothers Die and are placed in the bodies of the Biblical Adam, the First Man and Cain the First Murderer, one brother in heaven, one in hell, both some of the strongest of their kinds, angels/demons, Now they got to figure out to how Live as new people with the merging of their personalities with the originals bodies along with who they now are and all the memories they bring, question is that will they ever find each other once more?

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Charlie, I’m not a Good Person

"Are you fucking insane?! A small bag of this shit costs several million dollars just to have, and your giving this to a guy who you want to go clean? Are you nuts?!" Husk shouts out because he has seen this extremely rare drug that he saw back in his hay day when he was the overlord of gambling, it was something the highrollers in his clubs would snort when they had won loads of money.

The high was amazing and it didn't have any crash afterwards so it was highly sought after but now adays unless your an overlord with loads of money and connections there wasn't a chance you'd find any on the streets nowadays.

"I know what I'm doing Husk, after all, who do you think made this drug in the first place?" I say with a raised eyebrow while Angel looks at the Angeldust nervously as the allure of drugs was getting to him.

"You?… No that makes sense, you've been around long enough to do something like this after all." Husk says with a sigh before saying.

"But if you want him to go clean, why would you give him an even stronger version of some normal Angeldust?" But I just smirk as I put my hand over the small baggy before Angeldust can grab it as I hold it up while looking at him.

"Normally Husk you'd be right, but Devildust does something special to people addicted to Angeldust, and that it gives them the greatest high of there life, but the next day they go completely Catatonic while your mind will be off in Lalaland, but the day after that you'll be all better, and the best part is, your addiction to Angeldust will be completely gone." I go onto explain to the two which surprised them both.

So I took Angels hand before placing it and closing it, "You should be in your room when you do it, and don't worry about Valentino, I'll have a nice chat with him or not and have my boot sent straight up his ass when I deal with his bitch ass, and I'll keep a shadow demon nearby so you don't do something stupid while your high, so go run along now and enjoy your time." I say with a 'kind' smile as I pat his shoulder as he stands up and starts to head upstairs.

Before he stops and turns and looks at me, "Thanks Cain, it-it means a lot your doing this." But I just wave him off before turning towards Husk.

"Anything to make my Daughter happy, so if fixing your shit does that, then I'll gladly do it." I say before drinking some more of my scotch as Angel goes upstairs while looking at the small baggy in his hands.

"…. You didn't tell him everything did you?" Husk asks and to that I laugh a little in a rather menacing way.

"Huhuhu, there's no free meal in this world Husk, one needs to go through some intense pain and suffering to change, he will want to die after the high dies down and he goes catatonic, but hey, it will help scare him away from drugs for good…. Probably." I say as I shake my head before I get up from the counter and walk away.

"Anyway it's time I made a call to that little bitch Valentino about what's going to happen to his favorite star and he's just gonna have to suck it up and like it." I say without turning back before entering the mirror to return back to my room.

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The next day, after chewing out Valentino and making it clear that he will be forced to suck my fat cock if he doesn't give Angeldust the day off, and by fat cock I would give him his worst nightmare when it comes to getting raped and it's called 'Serrated/Barrbed tentacles ripping apart his asshole' and hearing that quickly shut him up as he agreed to give Angeldust the day off I had a good nights sleep.

Soon enough the next day came and I headed on downstairs where I saw Charlie, Vaggie, Mayberry and Niffty chatting with Pentious being there and listening in as he didn't have anything better to do with Husk still at his bar like always.

So I went and sat down at the bar, "Well everyone seems in a good mood." I say seeing how even more happy than usual Charlie was as she was excitedly talking with the others around her.

"Well they know about my contract being dissolved in a few years, and they also know that your trying to help out Angel with his issue, speaking of which how bad is it?" He asks with a raised eyebrow which my eyes turn pitch black as I share the sight of my shadow demon that was watching Angel.

"Frothing at the mouth and convulsing, but the demon I got watching him has his head tilted to the side so he doesn't choke, but who knows he might go through the pain of ODing and well…" I said while slitting my throat as my eyes went back to normal.

"Well you weren't exactly honest with the risks but he should have expected that would happen anyway." Husk just shrugs as really it isn't his problem in the first place.

"Well I'm not a good person, and that's just a fact." I say with a shrug, but I didn't realize Charlie came over and heard me say that last part.

"Uncle Cain now don't say that! I mean look at all the good you have done for this hotel!" She says all happily but I just laugh at that.

"Oho, Charlie, my sweet little girl, me doing very tiny nearly insignificant good things for you and your friends doesn't change for a fact that I am E.V.I.L, and that's just a fact." I say with a shrug at the thought as I know I'm not a good person, the only thing I care about are those that are close to me, everyone else I could easily stomp into the ground without a second thought.

I then stood up, "This hotel, redemption and saving sinners souls, if someone other than you were trying to do something like this I would laugh at their face for this pipe dream of theirs, but since it's your pipe dream I'm willing to help even if I'm 90% sure that Heaven won't listen and I'm just waiting for that idiot to do the one thing I really want to happen." I say as I turn and walk towards the center of the room before doing a perfect 900 degree jumping spin and pointing to her with a smile that didn't quite reach my eyes.

"Is to have him declare war on you, and in doing so I can finally kill that wretched disgrace that I call a father with my own hands." I say which makes her eyes widen shocked to hear that.

"You want a war to happen between Heaven and Hell? Are you insane?! Do you not know how many sinners will die because of that!" Vaggie steps in like the good girlfriend she is while Charlie looks genuinely hurt I would say that.

"Oh please, you think I haven't been planning to go to war with heaven for the past several million years? Oh we won't lose, no we sure as shit will win the war and send them running, and when the end times come I will finally be able to do what I always dreamed of! Marching upon heaven and burning it to the ground!" I say clenching my fist before my horns elongated and a halo of flame's appeared, something only the king of hell had, and now both Lucifer and I had it as well, a gift from that Bitch Roo as she believes me the better king than Lucifer ever will be.

"But I do hope that your dream does come true my little Morningstar, I do hope you can prove me and heaven wrong and that you can do this, but just know that if they do what I know they will do to you, they will have to pay the price dearly for crushing your dreams entirely, I'm not a good person nor will I ever be and I have no desire at redemption myself as I wish to see heaven fall for…. All they have done to me…." I say as I hold her shoulder as she looks up and sees the sad look in my eyes from that last bit I said, she could see the pain that Cain must have gone through in all these years he's been down here.

But even if he doesn't believe there is any good left in him, she can see a small light of hope deep within his eyes.

Hoping and praying that her dreams will come true so she doesn't need to be pulled into a war she doesn't want to see.

So wiping the tears that were forming in her eyes she looked up towards him with a look of determination, "Then I just have to try harder to prove you all wrong and that redemption can be done for any and all the sinners down here who really want to change!"

Hearing that I just smiled, "That's my girl, now go on and prove us all wrong about your dream, and we will see if it comes true."

I desire war, but I do hope such a small hope that her dreams really do come true.