(C) Let’s Party!
The next day, after the victory against Uriel.
"WOOOOO!!!! Let's get this party started!!!!" I shouted out to the entire party as the entire city block roared in cheer as everyone in gluttony was invited to this massive party.
Every Imp, Succubus, Incubus and Hellhound that heard about this party from both me, Bee's and Verosikas social medias all came to join this massive party down here in Gluttony, the more the better.
If I could invite everyone down to this party I would but since Sinners can't move between the rings without a reason, though with one notable exception.
"Angeldust Baby! How have things been? You enjoying your time working down in Lust?" I said as Angel was let into the VIP area that I had set up in Bee's Big central Party Building she's got dead center in Gluttony to hold all her party's six days a week.
"It's actually been fuckin great! I'm not forced to do pornos I'm not comfortable with and I even get to choose which ones I want to preform in! By the way, thanks for giving me this chance to enjoy this, which by the way, what are we having this party for?" He asked me as I left the reason for this party ambiguous on my socials so no one knew why I was holding a ring wide party all across Gluttony, something Bee does on extremely rare occasions, though it's mainly done to produce more of her BeelzeJuice from all the happy emotions of the party goers, which she would be profiting off immensely as well.
I just smirk, "It's a surprise, but one all of hell will be happy to hear about, well at least 99% of hell will be happy to hear about." I say without actually saying anything while three Hellhounds come into the room with Verosika coming on in as I open my arms wide for her to enter my embrace as I soon her around before taking her lips and making out with her before pulling away.
"Thanks Cerberus." I say to the trio which they just nod and begin to smoke which makes Angeldust who was just watching from the couch to spit out his BeelzeJuice before he began hacking and coughing from what I just said.
*Cough! Cough! Cough!* "T-Those hunky Hellhounds are Cerberus?! I thought he couldn't change into normal Hellhounds." He says as he looks up the Trio up and down.
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"What?" (Left)
"You didn't think." (Center)
"We could look like normal hellhounds if we wanted to?" (Right)
(N) There all Cerberus I'm just pointing out which one/head is talking, also imagine the voice of DMX and that's how all the heads sound like in their Modern Hellhound form, which will be important later in the chapter.
Angel shakes his head no, "I just don't like doing this unless he asks me to do so." Center said before lighting a cigarette, though he knew that all of him could only smoke when looking like a modern day Hellhound, he preferred following his instincts but he can't really smoke without thumbs to use his lighters.
"Ahh, don't sweat the small stuff, besides I couldn't exactly have him around here in his normal form because-" but before I could finish the door slammed open as I turned and smiled.
"Bee! Thanks for letting me host this party in your ring!" I go over and hug her before I pull back and see Vortex before I fist bump Vortex who reciprocated in kind.
"Puh-lease! Don't worry about it! Parties are like my whole thing so of course I'd want to host this whole thing!" She says waving it off but clearly happy that this party was going on.
That was until she turned to see Cerberus off to the side which she just scoffed at, "Ugh, why'd you have to bring him here?" Which made me grab my face as I could feel Cerberus getting angry.
"Oh no, here we go…." I say before stepping back as he takes center stage.
"You always want to start something with me when I didn't want to be here in the first place." (Center)
"Then why not just take a hike and get out of my sight before you ruin the party?" She says pointing her thumb to the door.
"Are you still sore that you know you couldn't ever beat me without his help back then?" Left says as he points his thumb at me while Verosika is cuddling up to me.
"Hey Uhh, what are they talking about?" Angel seemed confused about the apparent dog fight that was going down between the two.
"It's ancient history, but to summarize, both of them had the right to become the Sun of Gluttony, She won because I helped her way back in that day, only reason I did was because Cerberus was causing issues in the other rings back then so I made a deal and Bee became the Sun of Gluttony, but Cerberus is still stronger than her even after all this time and she doesn't like that so if they meet they always end up fighting." I explain as Verosika tan her fingers over my chest.
"Babe, want to bring this slutty spider with us to have some after party fun later?" Verosika suggested which surprised me a bit but made me grin as Angel looked eager as he wiggled his eyebrows.
"You know I have been waiting for you to make a move on me since I saw you, but I don't mind having three way with me in the middle of all this." He said as he leaned in close taking my other shoulder while I felt both Verosika and Angel begin to run their hands slowly down my chest and-
"You Wanna go old man?!?!"
"Who you calling old you fuckin grandma?!?!"
Hearing that I sigh and stand up, "Looks like I got to fix this, haaaa…." I say before cracking my neck as I go over to those two who were about to break out into a fight while Vortex is doing the smart move and staying out of it.
"Will you two shut the fuck up huh?!?! Your fight gonna bring this party down if you two go rampaging around!!!" Sure we were in a private room right now but if they bust out into their true forms and trash the place, the entire party will be ruined and I will not be happy.
"She/he started it! What?! Nuh-uh! Your the one who made it worse you bitch/bastard! Hey! Stop copying me!?!" They we're all saying nearly in sync with each other.
"Will you two just shut the fuck up?!?!" I said letting out my demonic energy to pressure them both to back off.
"How about this, you like to sing and have fun right? How about we have a contest whos song is better that the crowd likes more or some shit and whoever loses was the one at fault, the fuck if I know just stop fighting before I make you stop." I say making it clear that their constant fighting just keeps getting on my nerves whenever they do fight.
"Fine! But it's my place so I'll go first!" Bee says to which I nod before we head on out as she gets ready for her song.
(N) I'm only doing the lyrics for one as you can just watch online how Bee's song goes by looking it up on YouTube, where as I edited Cerberuses Song to fit him more than the original.
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Cotton Candy- Beelzebub (Kesha)
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"Alright I'll give it to ya, you got some music chops, but can you handle this?" Cerberus says after hearing the cheers from the crown d from hearing Bee's song before he got the mic in his hands before the beat began to drop
(N) anything in parentheses after the song title is left and right heads saying those parts with center being the main singer.
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X Gon' Give it To Ya- DMX (Cerberus Edition)
Grr-Grr
Yeah, uh, yeah (grr), yeah, uh (Grr)
Yeah, don't get it twisted
This rap shit is mine, motherfucker!
It's not a fuckin' game
Fuck what you heard! (Grr)
It's what you hearin' (It's what you hearin')
It's what you hearin' (Listen)
It's what you hearin' (Listen)
It's what you hearin' (Listen)
X gon' give it to ya (What?)
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel
Go hard, getting busy with it (Ooh)
But I got such a good heart
That I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)
Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah)
'Cause I am right so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh)
Break bread with the enemy (What?)
But no matter how many cats I break bread with
I'll break who you sendin' me (Yeah)
You motherfuckers never wanted nothing (Uh, uh, uh)
But your life saved, bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up)
I'm getting down, down like a dawg said "Freeze!" (Uh)
But won't be the one ending up on his knees
Bitch please, if the only thing you cats did
Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker!
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go!
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go!
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
Ain't never gave nothing to me (Yeah)
But every time I turn around
Cats got they hands out wantin' somethin' from me (Uh, huh)
I ain't got it, so you can't get it (Yeah)
Let's leave it at that 'cause I ain't with it (Yeah)
Hit it with full strength (What?)
I'm a jail Hound, so I face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen
You against me, me against you (Uh, uh, uh, uh)
Whatever, whenever, dawg, fuck you gon' do?
I'm a wolf in sheep's clothin' (What?)
Only dawg that you know who can chill
Come back and get the streets open
I've been doin' this for 7 Million Years (What?)
Dawgs wanna fight me? Fight these tears (Fuck)
I put in work, and it's all for the kids (Uh)
But these cats done forgot what work is (Uh, huh)
They don't know who we be, looking
But they don't know who they see, Dawg
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go!
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
Ay yo, where my Dawgs at?!
I know I got them down in the game
Give 'em love and they give it back (Ooh)
Talk too much for too long (What?)
Don't give up, you're too strong (What?)
Dub to the wild wild hunneds (Yeah)
Shout out to Dawgs that done it (Come on)
And it ain't even about the dough (Uh, uh, uh)
It's about getting down for what you stand for, yo, for real!
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on)
Come on, X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)
Come on
Uh, uh, come on
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The crowd cheered and bowled after hearing that song from, much louder than they did with Bee's song so it made it clear who was the winner.
"Alright you two can go kiss and make up later or not I don't give a shit." I said pushing them apart as I took the mic.
"Ayo party people! Are you having fun tonight?!"
"Yeah!!!"
"What was that? I can't hear you! I want this whole ring roaring, so let me ask again, ARE YOU HAVING FUN TONIGHT?!?!"
"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" The whole city began to shake from their screams.
"That's what I thought! And you assholes want to know why this party is going on?!?!" I shout out before pulling from my shadow the severed angel wing before the whole ring and all of hell to see that was watching.
"Cause for the first time in all of our history we not only kicked the angels asses, but we even ripped off one of their archangels wings!!!! Today marks the day that Hell achieved an actual major victory over heaven!!!!" I shouted out with all my might which got everyone cheering more as most of them don't remember the days when I killed angels during the exterminations hundreds of years ago so most thought this was the first time we ever won against angels where as the party is for ripping off an archangel's wings and taking it as a prize.
"So I want you all to party to your hearts content, because tonight we are glorious! Tonight we are fuckin victorious over heaven!!!" I shouted out which to everyone cheered to that while the other sins, barring one, who were watching grinned at this party.
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Pride, Lucifer's Workshop.
"…. Haaa this isn't good…."