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Hazbin Hotel: Cain and Adam

Two Brothers Die and are placed in the bodies of the Biblical Adam, the First Man and Cain the First Murderer, one brother in heaven, one in hell, both some of the strongest of their kinds, angels/demons, Now they got to figure out to how Live as new people with the merging of their personalities with the originals bodies along with who they now are and all the memories they bring, question is that will they ever find each other once more?

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66 Chs

(A) Meeting Little Miss Morningstar

(A) = Adam Chapters

(C) = Cain Chapters

If you don't see those symbols that means it's several chapters in a row of the same pov of either Cain and Adam

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Extermination Day, if I was one hundred percent the original Adam, I would be laughing my ass off while watching sinners get murdered by the hundreds by my girls.

*BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG*

The sound of the heaven tower rang that I was resting in, as while I'm the leader I let the girls do all the work, making me realize how lazy this guy is, though then again it wouldn't be 'proper' for a angel such as myself to do the dirty work when others can.

"Alright ladies, Execution day is over! Head on back to heaven and get yourselves cleaned up!" I said over the microphone for my Exorcists to hear along with the sinners of hell.

And with a snap of my fingers I opened up a portal leading right back to heaven which all the girls began to fly up and out of here, though a lot of them left their weapons behind which I found odd, but it never did anything bad so I forgot about it.

All of them left, except for my Lieutenant who flew on down and landed besides me as I acted as naturally as I could.

"Here to make my report sir!" She said while giving me a salute but I just waved it off when it came to Lute.

"It's just us Lute, no need to be all serious work mode around me alright? We've talked about this, when it's just us you can be casual with me." I say patting her shoulder as we walk on inside to the board room.

"So lay it on me, what's the stats for this year?" I say sitting down as I look at a plate of freshly made ribs and begin to eat them naturally as I breathed, seemed the original had a near addiction to eating ribs whenever he could and now it's affecting me as well.

"We're up 12% compared to last year, seems the girls were very enthusiastic about getting that bonus for doing a good job." Lute says as she shows the statistics up on a large plasma screen tv in the boardroom.

"Good, good, give the top nine girls the bonus, with you obviously taking first place like every year." I say enjoying my ribs.

"Thank you sir…. Though I have some…." Lute was trying to say something but seemed hesitant to say it to me.

I just raised an eyebrow to her, "Well? Are your choking on a cock or something?! Spit it out already!" I say in a very Adam like way to her.

"One of our girls…. Was killed by a demon-"

*PFFFFFFTTTTT!!!* I spit out the rib meat in my mouth as my eyes widen in shock to hear that as Angels can't be killed by demons with their normal weapons and the only people who can don't, on 'vacation' or….

"…. Was he spotted up here in the Pride Ring?" I ask with a serious look as I wipe off my lips, this mask is surprisingly skin tight even though it's made from LED's making it feel like a second face I was wearing.

"No sir your…. Son hasn't been seen up in the Pride ring in a few years now, at least he hasn't been spotted when the Extermination is going on." Lute reports to me as I nod.

"Good, if he was up here and that girl attacked him then we can't do anything about it, but since it's not him we are going to have to send out our spys down here in hell to find out the fucker who did it and take care of them…." I say with a sigh as I lean back and look up at the ceiling.

I'm going to have to file so much pointless paperwork because of this, at least exorcists need to be natural born angels with no relatives to become one in the first place so people don't ask about the extermination that to everyone in heavens knowledge, isn't happening and my boss would like to keep it that way.

"Anything else I should know?" I say massaging my forehead as I feel a massive migraine coming on.

"Yes Sir, the meeting with Lucifer has changed, instead he plans to send his daughter in his place, she should be here in any minute." Lute said as I could hear the clear disdain in her voice that we have to talk to a demon of all things, at least Lucifer is still 'technically' an Angel, even if he has fallen from heavens grace, they never stripped him of his angelic powers.

"Now Lute Demons deserve nothing but your disdain but the little Morningstar is a bit…. Special? For a demon I've never heard anything about her doing sinful acts down here in hell, so until proven otherwise we will at the bare minimum treat her with some respect…. Even if she is that bitches daughter…." I say feeling the irritation that is deeply engraved into Adams bones about the Queen of Hell, Lilith who is now technically my ex-wife.

'Why she made that deal to just disappear and have a vacation up in heaven is beyond me, but I can worry about that later.' I say as I see the elevator that leads to this room specifically start to come on up.

"Now unless I give the approval you act like a good little subordinate and leave the talking to me." I say before acting completely relaxed and natural as I begin eating my ribs again as I wait for the elevator to open.

Soon enough a nervous looking teenager or maybe young adult girl stepped out from the elevator.

She was wearing a red suit with long blonde hair and a face that seems similar to Lucifer's but with some clear and distinct differences.

"Sup." I say as I eat some of my ribs while Lute stands beside me as we look at the Young Morningstar.

"Oh! Um, Hi! I'm Charlie and my dad said I was supposed to meet you here." She says awkwardly while I just nod my head as I eat my ribs.

"Yeah I know, take a seat kid we got things to discuss." I say to her as I motion to the chair opposite of me and Lute.

"Oh uh, right, um I got things to talk about as well." She says but I wave her off.

"Sure kid but let's save that for later, first things first a bit of introductions, the names Adam, first man of humanity, and the leader of the Exorcists, this is my second in command Lute, now usually we talk things with your dad, but I'm guessing he didn't mention anything about that, however I need you to sign this before we continue talking." I snap my fingers as a heavenly contract appeared along with pen all made of gold as it zipped over to her.

"Umm…. And this is?" She seemed confused but I just kept eating my ribs before swallowing.

"It's a NDA, unlike your dad who we know won't talk what is said in here to anyone else less he piss off heaven more, this is so what is said here, stays here unless I say otherwise, got it?" I say pointing to her with a rib bone before tossing it on the spare plate with all the rest of the bones.

'Man I really need more ribs…. I'm almost out….' I mentally say to myself but internally shake it off, 'The Original is really affecting my personality and even my tastes….' I think to myself as Charlie signs the contract without even a second thought.

I snap my fingers before it disappears, "Alright I'll keep it short and simple since about 95% of the stuff we talk about with your dad, Lute, how many Sinners did we kill in this Extermination?"

"Roughly around 15,000 sir." She said with a nod.

"Fantastic, fist bump me." I say before I give her a fist bump as we burst it away.

"Thats uhhh…." She said with an awkward look on her face.

"Let me guess, awful right?" I say with a raised eyebrow, but I shrug, "But that's just how things are, it's a way of life your sinners need to deal with once a year, I mean it could be way worse, this could be happening multiple times a year…. Something that's more likely to happen with what happened this year…" I say to her which clearly makes her freak out and Lute to smile as I looked to my side.

"Wha-What do you mean this will become more often?! What happened to make you want to do that?!" She said as I could see her visibly shook en from what I just said as I shake my head.

"What I'm about to say is under this NDA you just signed, and I'll be very clear, you break that NDA, and I'll know if you do, I will start another extermination day right on the spot, do I make myself clear little girl?" I said in a very menacing way that made her visibly gulp before nodding.

"Lute, show her what you showed me." I said but she hesitated.

"Sir are you-"

"Bitch I got Lucifer's little girl by her nonexistent balls, hell will pay the price if she ever says anything about what she is about to see." I squint my eyes at her which Lute just nods before turning on the tv to show to Charlie's complete shock the body of a dead exorcist.

"Now someone, one of your people, somehow, someway, killed one of my girls, and I know only three people in hell who could kill an Angel, and those are your old man, your mother and…. From what I've heard your adoptive uncle, but your dad wouldn't dare, your mom is off who knows where and I know he wasn't anywhere in the pride ring for extermination day this year, so some other fucker here in hell has figured out a way how to kill angels, now if this gets out that normal sinners can kill angels somehow, I wouldn't be surprised your people will demand an uprising of sorts and if my boss hears about this, she won't mind sending the full force of heaven down here and wipe the slate clean." I say before turning the tv off.

"So here's the deal, you figure out who did that and inform us who it is before the next extermination day and we won't change it to a Biannual or less event as a result." I say laying it all out before her as she seemed conflicted about doing that.

"Now then, I've said what I needed to say, what is it that you wanted to talk about?" I said with now a bored look on my face.

"Right! Um, I have this hotel that brings in sinners and hopes to have them be redeemed and…. Be allowed into heaven by turning them from sinners into angels." She says which makes me raise an eyebrow as I look at Lute who shakes her head as to her it sounds completely ludicrous.

I just look back as I rub my chin, "Alright I'll bite, tell me, how do you plan to make this even possible in the first place?"

'This is either possible or a total flop, but let's wait and see.'