14 Haha well this is awkward
A/n: just want to say I checked everywhere and couldn't find Sirius's middle name so it will be his fathers name.
-harry pov --
As I walked down the wonderous streets of New York now back looking like myself with no disguise I noticed the same shuffling pattern as my past life.
If only they knew what horrors will befall them in 2012, but honestly it's not my problem. the avengers can handle the big bad guys while I steal from them, a symbiotic partnership indeed although they won't know we are partners. Ah oh well, hey maybe I can hook up with Natasha!
Ah the delightful smell of New York hot dogs, I truly felt at home in this big city.
Walking over to the stand I put on a nice smile and said, "yo lemme get a dog, with ketchup and relish."
The man looked up and said with a smile, "commin right up, that's two dollars,"
I nodded, I watched him make the hot dog, oh shit mother fucker my kleptomania is acting up like crazy right now.
"Here you go little man," the man said passing me the dog and I gave him the two bucks.
I exchanged for all types of currency at Gringotts a while ago and I just keep it in my inventory
"Preciate it, have a nice day," I smiled at him and walked off
Looking In my inventory I sighed, there was a lone bottle of mustard I nicked off the poor man.
Kleptomania sucks sometimes.
By the time I made it to a hotel I had two wallets and a pack of gum I stole from a kid, I feel like a shitty person for the gum to be honest. But hey if he didn't want to have it stolen he should have kept it in his own inventory what a rookie.
Walking into the nice Hilton Garden inn I was instantly assaulted by richness. Some of these people are just walking around with tens of thousands on them like it's nothing. I mean I might be one of the richest people in Britain but I don't flash it around.
I took a seat near the front desk and waited, eventually a couple walked down for departure.
"Checking out for the Mackenzie family," the man said with a happy smile
"Of course sir," the attendant said respectfully
As the couple was walking out I started walking to the bathroom, passing the Man I bumped into him, Discreetly plucking a hair from his suit.
"I'm sorry sir," I said with a harmless smile
"Ahaha it's no problem kiddo." the guy replied and started walking again
I reached the bathroom and went into a stall, taking out my wand I took the hair in my hand and said, "wyneb ffug,"
All of a sudden I could feel my whole body changing taking the shape of the man. I pulled out my invisibility cloak and put it on.
I walked into the alley behind the hotel and took the cloak off, pulling out the phone I took from the pilot I dialed the hotel.
"This is the Hilton Garden Inn, how may I help you," a nice soothing voice was heard
"Hello, this is Mr. Mackenzie I just checked out but my wife just got called in for one more day in New York, I was wondering if my old room was still available?" I asked respectfully
"Let me look you up, sir," she replied
After a brief wait, she spoke once more, "Mr. Mackenzie your room is still available."
"Thank you so much, my wife has my wallet right now can I ask you to just pull up my information and reuse the same card?" I asked in a sincere tone
"Um, I don't know sir," She said nervously
"Aha well I'm actually back here again let me hang up so we can talk face to face," I replied in an honest tone
I figured my thief's aura might help me in this situation.
Walking into the hotel once more I spotted the only person I could possibly be talking to as she was the only female attendant working right now.
Walking up to her I smiled and said confidently, "so we were talking about using my info?"
She seemed to calm down, "yes of course Mr. Mackenzie I was just about to tell you over the phone we can do it." she smiled
Wow! Holy fucking shit! This aura works better than I imagined.
"Thank you miss you have been extremely helpful," I said with a wide smile
"Of course sir," she replied giving me my room key
Luckily the number of the room was on my key, I walked to the elevator and found my room, it was a suite a very nice one at that.
I woke up the next morning relaxed as could be, I took a couple of nice mini Alcoholic beverages out of the mini-fridge and started drinking them.
Ah, it's nice to be on vacation, I opened my room door, and what greeted me was two policemen and Mr. Mackenzie.
"Well this is awkward," I said with a slight pink hue gracing my cheeks
I was in a bathrobe and sandals truly an awkward situation.
"I don't know who you are but you're under arrest!" Mr.Mackenzie shouted lunging at me defended myself by pushing him back
The cops quickly separated us.
Well, this is an all or nothing situation, "Hey pal I don't know who the fuck you are but this is my room! And why do you look like me?" I asked bewildered
Now I'm really getting into character.
"Sir this is Jack Mackenzie he said he went back to the hotel to see if he left his passport in the room only to find out someone was stealing his identity." the cop said With a serious expression
"Sir that's not right I'm Jack Mackenzie! He is obviously trying to scam you into stealing my identity." I replied
"That's a load of horse shit! I have my ID right here!" The real Mr. Mackenzie yelled
He went for his wallet to only find it missing.
"I do too!" I yelled in righteous fury, walking into my room with them following me
Walking to the coffee table I opened the little door and 'pulled' out 'my' wallet from the compartment.
"See it's right here!" I yelled
"He's right sir, what proof do you have you are Mr. Mackenzie?" The police asked the obviously fake 'me'
"I- I don't have proof but my name is Jack Mackenzie and he is obviously stealing my identity!" the poor fool shouted
Before the police could say anything his eyes seemed to sparkle as he whipped out his phone, "I can call my wife sir! We will have this whole thing sorted out then." He said with excitement
"Tch I will call my wife then!" I shouted back pulling out my phone
While he was looking at his phone trying to find the right number he looked up and saw my phone.
"Hey that's my phone!" He shouted Lunging at me once again
The police restrained him and one said, "sir please calm down or we will have to restrain you."
"Come on officers this guy obviously realized his stupid ploy didn't work with the phone and now he is trying to claim I 'stole' it, please take this horrible excuse of a con artist away from me," I said with a sigh looking as distraught as I could right now
"Aha sorry Mr. Mackenzie for wasting your time on this nutjob, please stay here we will keep in touch." one police officer said glaring at the other guy
"Of course officer, please contact me if you need I will be seeing this man in court," I said with a resolute expression
"You can't do this to me!" He shouted while getting dragged out of my hotel room
As soon as they left I packed up my things and took out a port key to the American Wizarding district.
I really can't believe I just did that, it was exhilarating! Makes me want to pull off another heist!
I left with a twirl.
--Sirius Black Pov ---
HAHAHAHEHHEHE seeing the expression of shock and disbelief all over Dumbledore and Lucius's faces was the highlight of my year besides talking to Harry of course.
-flashback 6 hours -
"Now if no one has anything else to say this Wizengamot meeting shall be brought to a closing." Fudge drawled out obviously bored
Standing up with a huge grin on my face I declared, " I do minister!"
His eyebrows raised slightly, he then smiled and said, "very well Lord Black you have the floor."
Many people were shocked at how he was not as hostile toward compared to before. Narcissa seems to be doing a fine job.
"Thank you, Minister, I have two things to say, my first order of business is simple. I Sirius Orion Black the third hereby Lord of the most ancient and noble house of black annul the marriage between Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy!" I declared proudly
"You- you can't do that!" Lucius shouted in outrage followed by his cronies
"Oh but I can, you see Luci the marriage contract had stated as long as Narcissa births a child the contract will stand, but you have been a naughty boy because it seems Draco isn't Narcissa's!" I declared with a smirk
Lucius paled at what I said before he could retort I spoke again, "I also suggest Narcissa Black take Lucius's position on the board of Hogwarts directors!"
"You dare!" Lucius spat out in uncontrollable rage
--flashback end--
Hahaha, makes me chuckle just thinking about it, I was pleasantly surprised when Narcissa 'told' me that Luci had an affair before she could bear a child for him, and in that affair the woman got pregnant she made her swear to never tell a living person about it but she got around the oath by telling the grave of her father when Kreacher heard her he reported it to me.
So technically she didn't tell a living person, such an obvious loophole, and that fool Lucius missed it.
The vote about Narcissa taking over Lucius's position will happen at the next Wizengamot meeting, I must prepare more.
Narcissa even told me she hates Draco, something about how he always cried to his father when she didn't cater to his every whim.
I wonder what Harry's up to.
--end --
A/N: this chapter portrays the mc and his personality, I wanted to show the readers what he is like outside of his heists and training.
so the idea for Draco cake from another ff I forgot what the name was I have read so many but it was funny. Honestly hate Draco with a passion so yeah fuck him. Hope y'all enjoyed this chapter it was more chill.
