Escape!

The cold hard floor of Azkaban was not forgiving. My feet ached my head ached, basically my whole body was in unimaginable pain. And the cold it's so cold, bone chilling cold, my mind feels frozen my bones ache when I try to move them, how could anyone handle this?

The sharp clanking noise of chains rustling together echoed throughout the prison, dementors floated around feeding on the pure happiness of others. One soul-sucking made its way toward me, slowly the creature approached I couldn't even defend myself. I felt it start to consume my happiness but then it stopped.

The dementor looked like it just got an order and nodded.

"Hahahha Potter! They sent you to your death!" Bellatrix laughed hysterically

At that moment I understood, Voldemort's loyal followers sent a dementor to perform a dementor's kiss on me. I will die any moment now. NO, I CAN'T DIE HERE I WON'T DIE LIKE THIS!

I immediately focused my mind and sent all of my happiness, memories of my life as Lucas, and memories of the good times Harry had right into my scar. The dementor instead of focusing on devouring my soul head on started to consume my scar. I could feel something like a tumor leaving my body, my mind was starting to get clearer and clearer. The fog that once shadowed my brain was starting to clear.

The dementor consumed Voldemort's soul and then left my cell.

"Hahhahaha Potters deadd Pottersss deadddd~" I heard Bellatrix singing a nice song about my fake fate

"Nooo I'm not!!! You will dieee bitchhhh!~~~" I sung back

"How are you still alive!" she barked angrily

"Because I am, now shut the fuck up Bella," I replied in a tired voice

I might be tired but my mind is in overdrive, I kept searching for a way to break out of this hell hole. Back in the day, I was laying low after some cops chased me to Washington, I found a girl there that was a huge need, and in my lovestruck state, I pretended to be a nerd too. She was the biggest fan of Harry Potter, she read every book and watched every movie she read fan fiction to, basically whatever she could find. I was infected by her passion and soon I became engrossed and captivated by Harry Potter I never read a book before that.

She was the cause of my love of literature and she will forever be a big part of my life. My face felt wet why?

Oh, I could see through a small puddle on the cell floor, a small crystal clear tear trickled down my face, my eyes became bloodshot, and my breathing erratic.

I will never see her again. I will never see my mother, my father, my brother, my sister, my friends, I will NEVER see them again. My life was gone and now, I am Harry Potter the boy who lived, the boy who suffered through manipulation disguised as care, the boy who was tortured by his relatives the boy who just wanted to be normal.

I don't want to be normal I want to be excellent therefore I will make myself excellent, first I need to break out of this god forsaken prison.

I just thought of something, something I admittedly read in a FanFiction but it sounded plausible, the books of Harry Potter never actually delved deeply into the capabilities of these loyal chore-loving creatures.

I remember that Dobby now works in the kitchen at Hogwarts but, he should want to work for me right? I mean he deeply respects Harry Potter and always dreamed of meeting him. This could work! No, it has to work, or else I'm stuck.

I parted my lips softly and whispered, "Dobby, please save me."

*pop*

"Dobby is here to save great master Harry!" The elf exclaimed rather loud

"Shhh," I said quickly putting my hand on his mouth

"Huh, you say something brat!" Bella snarled in the cell beside me

"Huh? Fuck off, Bella!" I yelled back

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!" She screeched madly

"Dobby can you get me out of here?" I asked softly so the mad women couldn't hear me

He seemed to want to say something but my hand was still on the elf's mouth. I slowly removed it hoping he won't shout.

"Yes, Harry potter we leave like ninjas," he said softly

"Um yeah like ninjas but make sure we go somewhere no one else can get too and it's secret," I replied

"Of course, Harry, Dobby is on it." the funny elf responded and grabbed my shoulder

*pop*

Next thing I know we are in a bedroom.

"Um, where is this Dobby?" I asked

"This is the great Harry Potter's room!" he exclaimed like it was obvious

But, now that I take a second look this is really my room in the Dursleys.

"Thank you, Dobby I will make sure to get you plenty of socks!" I said seriously

"Really! That's great sir!" Dobby replied

I was about to respond when I heard a noise.

*Ding*

[Criminal system activated]

[stats-were you will be able to see users' stats

Shop- user can buy top-notch criminal equipment

Crimes- users can view crimes and feats committed and the fame they gathered. use fame to buy items from the shop!

Inventory- place where user can store items!]

Uh. No fucking way! This system was made after my own heart! This is what I needed in my past life.

[Congratulations you have escaped from Azkaban! The user has been given a gift for achieving his first crime. Please check your inventory!]

I immediately rushed to open my gift box, I found it easy to access the inventory function, I saw the gift box right away and clicked on it.

[Congratualtions you have opened a gift box! Items received,

-Unbreakable tailor-made wand for the user

-knowledge of the art of Transfiguration

-mastery of the spell Protego

-All tracking spells and other harmful spells on the user are now destroyed!

- Apparation beginner proficiency (you can still get around but rather loudly)]

Holy shit, my mind suddenly gained all of this information about the spell Protego and Transfiguration, as the British would say this is wicked!

----Narrator pov ---

While Harry was appreciating his new gifts and freedom. Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Molly, and Arthur Weasley Along with the rest of the order of the Pheonix were sitting at a table confused and frustrated. The attacks at school never stopped once Harry was imprisoned eventually the Basilisk broke out of the tunnels and started a frenzy, neither Voldemort nor Albus could have predicted this scenario. The poor creature wanted to die, and it finally got its wish.

The professors followed the tunnel it broke out of to the chamber of secrets where they found the book of Tom Riddle and everything was explained.

"So Harry was innocent." an aged voice said

"No shit!" Sirius yelled back

"Calm down Sirius!" Moody barked back

"Let's go get my godson!" Sirius said angrily

Just then the door to the room opened, and a young Auror Tonks rushed into the room.

"Guys! Harry escaped!" She exclaimed

The room fell into silence everyone was too shocked, they couldn't formulate a response even if they wanted to.

"What?" Molly Weasley managed to croak out

"I mean he escaped! They went to deliver dinner for the night and he was gone! Vanished in thin air." Tonks replied quickly

"Were there any clues in his cell?" Dumbledor asked

"Um yes, there was actually. I mean it's not a clue really." Tonks replied nervously

"Well, what is it!" Moody said raising his voice

"Well um, it seems that Mr. Potter has a sense of humor. With a stone, he carved into his cell wall, 'Remember this is the day you almost captured Harry Potter!'" Tonks said barely holding in her laugh

".."

"..."

".."

"Well, that is interesting," Dumbledore said with an amused twinkle in his eyes

"Hahahahahahhah!" Sirius laughed loudly not able to hold his own laugh in

"Why are you laughing! Harry spent months in that hell hole! He isn't an animagus like you Sirius! Now he is gone and we can't find him!" Molly screeched

After she said that everyone in the room grew serious, they realized the trouble that will befall them if they can't find Harry. They need to find him failure wasn't an option.

"Albus do we have any tracking spells on the boy?" Kingsley spoke up

"I did but they don't seem to be working," Album responded

The room grew gloomy.

---Pov Harry ----

After playing around with the system I realized that the shop function is amazing. I can buy perfect fake IDs and passports, and spell packs like Snape's signature spells. practically anything and everything a criminal needs are in here.

My status is cool too,

[Status:

Name: Harry James Potter

Race: Human (Magical)

Hp: 70/100 (high levels of fatigue and bone damage)

Mp:3500/5000

Strength: low human

Speed: low human

Dexterity: high human

Stamina: low human

Wand: thestral hair core, yew wood, silver linings, basilisk venom binding agent, 12 1/2 inches, flexible]

I need to train my body as soon as possible, I already knew that but the system basically smacked the idea into my head. My wand is beautiful, a wand truly fit for someone like me.

I turned to Dobby and said, "Dobby would you like to work for me now?"

"Yes! Dobby has been waiting for this moment!" he shouted back as happy as an elf could be

Good thing I already made sure that the Dursleys weren't home or else they would have rushed up here with all of the noise we are making.

I quickly performed the bonding ritual with Dobby and then sent him to my Gringotts to set up a meeting. It's too risky to go out in the public right now. I'm sure soon my face will be plastered on every wall in Diagon alley. *sigh* it's hard being so famous.

*pop*

"Sir! Dobby has set up a meeting sir." Dobby said quickly

"Haha thanks, Dobby, I hope it wasn't too much trouble for you," I replied

"Not at all sir, those stinky goblins are no trouble." the funny elf replied

"Good, now let's go, I can't be late," I said with a small smile

"Right away sir!" Dobby replied and grabbed my hand

We left with a *pop*