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Harem Records of the Hedonist

Please don't read this novel if you're lighthearted. — Lots of cultured scriptures. — Excessive gore. — Corruption of girls. — NTR and Yuri? Hell no, that's disgusting. Other people's status systems help them get stronger, why do I have to have sex with mine? Do 69 with the support goddess and gain 69 skill points and experience points... that sucks... or does it? In John Doe's previous life, he was killed by the apostle of the Goddess of reincarnation, Truck-sama, due to his drunken state, which caused him to miss his designated calculations. Truck-sama crashed into the car John Doe was in having just been born. However, the worst part was that he wasn't given a name before his death, and he was assigned the name John Doe, typically used for unidentified or missing persons. After facing trials, he was forced to die and face reincarnation again, this time as Sieghart Zegion. But, his new life came with a unique bonus - he was granted the Goddess Support System to aid him on his journey. However, one thing he didn't realize was that in order to gain skill points, mana points, and experience points, he had to engage in activities that were centered around pleasure. In other words, he had to have sex with the system to acquire the necessary abilities to survive in the new world. But, this wasn't going to be an easy journey. Sieghart will have to face various challenges and bizarre adventures in the fantastical new world he was reborn into. Get ready for a wild ride filled with action, humor, and unexpected twists, as Sieghart tries to adapt and explore the world that fate has brought him into. But most importantly... sex while leveling up?

Pendulum_ · Fantasy
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27 Chs

Character creation process.

The ceremony of reincarnation commenced with Nuvelia, the goddess of creation, standing before John. "Now, John, to start your character creation, you must first perish," she explained, her voice confident yet with a hint of concern.

John blinked in confusion. "Wait, what? I've already died."

Nuvelia dipped her head. "You have, yes, but for this, you require a unique type of death. You must perish with your current default character."

"Well, that's just great," John grumbled, crossing his arms.

Nuvelia handed him a template with numerous death scenarios. John sighed. "Alright, so which one do I pick?"

『You have 10,000 Life Points...』

At the top corner of the template, John noticed some digits. Curious, he asked Nuvelia what they were for.

"That will be your currency to purchase additional items for your character selection," she replied.

John's eyes widened. "Wait, I have to buy the way I die?"

Nuvelia chuckled. "Yes, dear. But don't be too upset; your situation is quite special."

『Select your death scenario...』

— ( Has a heartattack after having a threesome ) [ 5,000 LP ]

— ( Breathes Air ) [ 4,500 LP ]

— ( Accidentally falling off a cliff ) [ 1,000 LP ]

— ( Tripping over a mysterious rock ) [ Free ]

— ( A daredevil stuntman who tried to jump over a pool filled with hungry sharks. Unfortunately, the sharks weren't as hungry as he thought and they ended up falling asleep, causing him to crash and burn in front of a live audience ) [ Free ]

John scanned through the options and groaned. "Even dying is expensive!"

Nuvelia shrugged, grinning. "Such is life, or in your case, death."

John rolled his eyes at the pun, muttering something under his breath. "I guess I'll take this tripping over a rock death scenario. It's one of the free ones and less painful too."

"Excellent choice," Nuvelia said, nodding. "Now, let the reincarnation commence!"

The options were set with the level of comfort that came with it. The death with the most pleasure cost more and the more painful ones cost less.

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After a few minutes, John limped back to Nuvelia. He glared at her, his expression furious. "What the hell was that? You said it was an excellent choice, but it was far from it!" he shouted.

Nuvelia raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"I tripped over a damn rock, but it turned out to be a landmine and I got blown to bits! That was way more painful than the daredevil stuntman!" John yelled.

Nuvelia chuckled at his misfortune. "Sounds like shrapnels can be a real bummer."

John groaned, "So, what's the deal now?"

"Well," Nuvelia said, "you now have an extra 5,000 life points to use for character creation!"

"How did I get these points?" John asked.

"Your karma determined your life points. Since you were a default character, you received default life points," Nuvelia explained. "Your life points can decrease or increase depending on how you live your life. If it hits 0, Truck-sama will come for you, and you won't get another reincarnation."

John's eyes widened. "Truck-sama?!"

Nuvelia nodded solemnly. "Yes, Truck-sama is the end for those who don't have any life points left."

John then wondered about the other 10,000 life points he had. "What about these additional points? Why do I have them?"

"You died as a baby," Nuvelia said. "And since babies are the purest, bundles of joy in the world, they have double the normal life points. So we added that as a bonus for you."

As John scrolled through the character creation template, he came across a section for choosing which world he wanted to reincarnate to. There were several choices available, ranging from the post-apocalyptic dystopia to the medieval era. John sighed and muttered under his breath, "Of course, the apocalypse is the only free option."

Nuvelia giggled at his comment. "Well, it wouldn't make much sense to charge for it, would it?"

『Choose the world you reincarnate into...』

— ( Slice-of-life romance novel ) [ 10,000 LP ]

— ( Medieval Era ) [ 900 LP ]

— ( Cyberpunk ) [ 800 LP ]

— ( Eastern Fantasy ) [ 700 LP ]

— ( Post-apocalyptic ) [ Free ]

— ( Dropped Webnovel work ) [ Free ]

John nodded in agreement before continuing to browse the options. Suddenly, he noticed the choice to reincarnate in an eastern fantasy world. He was about to select it, but Nuvelia quickly stopped him.

"Trust me, John, you don't want to choose that one," Nuvelia warned.

John raised an eyebrow. "Why not?"

Nuvelia leaned closer and spoke in a hushed tone. "Let's just say it's usually weird. You'll end up as garbage, handicapped, with a million years worth of memories. You'll also meet strange maidens across the street, have an ancestor assistant, insult the tribulation of thunder, and have to destroy an outrageous sect. And that's just scratching the surface. Oh, and you might also kill old ancestors and gather jade girls. Plus, cultivation can suck without a status system."

John burst out laughing at the absurdity of her explanation. "Okay, okay, I won't pick that one. Normal fantasy works for me."

Nuvelia gave him a thumbs up. "Good choice. Trust me, you don't want to mess around with those eastern fantasy worlds."

『 You have purchased 'Medieval Era'. Current life points 14,100 LP...』

"Alright! Next one!" he shouted.

『Select your power level』

— ( Outer Gods level ) [ 1,000,000 LP ]

— ( Elder Gods level ) [ 850,000 LP ]

— ( Elder Dragon level ) [ 750,000 LP ]

— ( Demon Emperor/Void King/True Divinity level ) [ 600,000 LP ]

— many more...

— ( Average ) [ Free ]

— ( Below Average ) [ Free ]

— ( Fine, I'll reincarnate as slime ) [ Free ]

He rubbed his chin in thought before turning to Nuvelia and saying, "Well, since average power level is free, I'll choose that one."

Nuvelia, however, showed a bit of concern. "Are you sure? You have enough money to buy something closer to demon lord or hero power level."

John shook his head. "Nah, if I choose average, it means I'm not the weakest or the strongest either, right?"

Nuvelia raised an eyebrow in confusion. "How so?"

John grinned mischievously and said, "Well, if I choose average, I'd have half the power of the Outer Gods and half the power of slimes."

Nuvelia's eyes widened in realization. "Ah, I see what you did there. We'll have to change the templates for the 9,453rd reincarnation ceremony."

John chuckled. "Don't worry, I always find a way."

But then Nuvelia decided to put him in his place. "Sorry to burst your bubble, John, but the Outer Gods have infinite power. There can't be half of infinity."

John raised an eyebrow. "Actually, infinity can be split. Numbers are infinite, but there are prime and even numbers. Separated, that's two pairs of infinity," he explained with a grin.

Nuvelia sighed and hid her face before whispering to herself, "I understand now why he was supposed to be the president of Japan before he died."

She then turned back to John and suggested, "Can we negotiate for you to have half of the Elder Gods' power that will progressively increase as you go?"

John nodded in agreement and selected <Average >. "I trust your judgment, Nuvelia."

『Choose your power』

— ( Status System ) [ Insert LP here ]

— ( Prime Skill ) [ Insert LP here ]

— ( Unique Skill ) [ Insert LP here ]

— ( Immortality ) [ 800,000 LP ]

— ( All Elemental control ) [ 200,000 LP ]

— ( Weapons control ) [ 150,000 LP ]

— ( Spellcasting ) [ 3,000 LP ]

— ( Potion making ) [ 1,500 LP ]

— ( Can turn invisible when no one's looking ) [ Free ]

— ( Can make people sneeze ) [ Free ]

— ( Can run slightly faster than any human weighing 80 kilograms ) [ Free ]

"What does the insert LP here mean?" John asked.

Nuvelia took some time to think of the easiest way to explain it. "Okay, it's like a lottery. If you put 3,000 LP into one of them you have a possible chance of getting a useful or useless feature of the selected category."

"Oh, that's neat," he replied, amazed.

John's fingers clicked away as he allocated his LP in the character creation template. He hovered over the <Status System> panel and remembered the advice of Nuvelia who told him that a system is critical in eastern fantasy.

( Well, it's not eastern fantasy.

But I'm sure it'll be just as important.

Yeah! ) [John]

With that in mind, he poured 3,000 LP into <Status System>.

After a few seconds, a notification popped up on his screen, and John giddily clicked on it. "YES!" he shouted, startling Nuvelia, who was waiting in anticipation.

"What happened?" she asked curiously.

"I got the <Goddess Support System>!" John exclaimed while pumping his fists into the air.

"The <Goddess Support System>? That's amazing!" Nuvelia said, clapping her hands. "But do you even know what it does?"

John paused and scratched his chin. "No idea. Would you mind telling me?"

"Sure thing!" Nuvelia said, approaching him again. "The <Goddess Support System> is a unique feature that provides you with a virtual assistant in the form of a goddess! She'll guide you, give you advice, and offer you cute commentary."

John raised an eyebrow. "A goddess? Sounds too good to be true."

"I know," Nuvelia said, grinning. "But it's true. And the best part is, you can choose which goddess you want based on your preferences."

John chuckled. "So, I can choose a goddess based on her appearance, huh?"

Nuvelia rolled her eyes, "Typical men. But, yes, you can. Just remember that each goddess has her own unique abilities and perks. So choose wisely."

John smirked. "Don't worry, I'll choose the goddess with the biggest—"

"Personality!" Nuvelia interrupted, her face flustered.

"Well, I was gonna say heart," John replied.