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Harem? No Loli? Yes

Arcipilia, the land of magic. Filled with mages and sword masters. A place where male mages were as rare as treasures. In the year 6969, The clouds were gloomy. Strong wind blew itself making the weather icier. Rain came pouring down hard. The hailstones were poured to the ground like marbles spilled from a box. A dragons cry resounded in a far away region away from human kind. Anubis, the first male mage after millenniums. Strong mana? Check Powerful magic? Check Forced to go all female mage academy? Check Flocked by all females? Check "So how is your new academy, Anubis? Any girlfriend?" Lucas asked with a sly smile. "No, I don't have" Anubis said with a deadpan look. "Then, what do you want huh? Harem with different types of woman?" Lucas asked with a teasing grin. "No" Anubis said and ignored his idiotic friend. "Ahh, then. I know!! You want loli right? Hehe" Lucas said laughing. "Stop right there." Anubis hit Lucas on his head. Lucas ignored the hit he just received and laughed even louder. "LOLI LOVER." Lucas shouted then started running as Anubis chased him.

PatientNyx · Fantasy
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9 Chs

Prologue

In the lands of Arcipilia,

Humans were granted with the power of magic.

Everyone here were mages.

Until, a goddess cursed the males.

"Thy shall not be able to produce magic."

Then, it became a chaos.

Male mages became rarer day by day.

The council announced that male mages will be given supreme treatments. Thus, hunt for male mages started.

Millenniums passed

Finally, a male mage has been found in the new era.

In starlight academy,

"Hello, I am Anubis Artino. I will be joining you all from today onwards."

Anubis said nervously.

"Kyaaa~~ Anubis is so handsome."

One of the girls screamed.

Ms. Rina hugged Anubis squeezing him with her melons.

"Oh my, cutie. I whole heartedly welcome you to our academy."

Anubis blushed hard and choked for air.

'Damn, these huge jugs are going to be the death of me.' Anubis thought internally and gave out a big sigh.

'My life here isn't going to be peaceful anymore.'

(Let's meet Anubis)

"Till yesterday I was just a normal human. But after the mage test, my life has turned upside down."

Anubis falls on the ground and cries dramatically.

"I am forced to go no. 1 mage academy called 'Starlight Academy' which is full of girls.

And these girls are scary.

How you may ask?"

Anubis slowly turns around and points at the pillar.

"WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING THERE? I TOLD YOU GUYS TO STOP STALKING ME!!!!"

"Kyaaa~~ Anubis talked to me. I am so happy." One of the girl said.

"No, back off . He clearly talked to me." Another girl said.

"You both are mistaken. I am the hottest one here so obviously he talked to me." Another girl said.

Then, all three of them started fighting.

Anubis sobbed as the bitter tears rolled down his face along with the snot.

"I clearly scolded them yet they think I talked to them. This place is so scary. I get stalked everyday. Heck!! I get stalked even when I am bathing. Where is my privacy??!!! Hello? Male rights services?!"

Now, you might say you should be happy so many girls are after you. You get your own harem.

NO! I DON'T WANT HAREM.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM.

Lucas pops out of no where and shouts,

"HE LIKES LOLI. LOLI HERE. LOLI THERE. LOLI EVERYWHERE."

Anubis had a tick mark on his head. He pulled out a pan and hits Lucas on the head.

"THEY CLEARLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT!!"

Lucas' soul went out of his body.

'I guess it's time to say goodbye to this world. I still haven't said goodbye to my wife and kids.'

Lucas thought before taking his last breath.

The author: "You don't even have them. You are single, idiot."

Lucas who was already dead end up having heart attack and died again.

"R.I.P. LUCAS KENTO"

Lucas: Author broke the third wall!!

Anubis: Please ignore this idiot. Hope you all enjoyed it. (mumbles in a small voice) enjoyed the death of Lucas.

Lucas goes to the corner and starts sulking,

"Everyone bullies me. No one loves me."

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