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Greater Than Gods: Chojusen Akimichi [Complete: I'm On The Job Editting~ This Is What I'm Suppose To Write, Right?]

Naruto, but Naruto isn't the MC, Its Choji's twin brother that has a system. As much as I wish for Chojusen to be a space-trotting gopnik, we probably won’t ever see that come to fruition. This is the closest I can come to photoshopping an image that resembles Chojusen. He’s supposed to have parted hair like a comb-over. But, aside from that, the image is pretty much ok. Sources for the novel cover (I Photoshopped the images together, but this is where I got them before it was edited~): http://www.kinyu-z.net/WDF-1566448.html https://www.deviantart.com/torivic/art/Gopnik-Slav-Ishida-734359751 https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/6c/01/f16c015d6865695689833f76f70be901.jpg http://ninrp.wikia.com/wiki/Akimichi_Clan

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Resolving The War Part 2

Lord Phoenix said "Now, that we're ready… I vote to kill him off and have his soul sealed away for the rest of eternity!"

Serafall hesitated for a moment before agreeing with Lord Phoenix. However, Sirzechs asked Chojusen "Say, you can create energy restricting seals right? Why don't we just release all the demigods after sealing their Source Divinities? We can seal them up for a couple thousand years as a punishment."

Lord Phoenix was the first to reject that proposal. He said "Fuck that! These shitty gods dared to fight with us to the death!"

Serafall seemed to have been influenced by Sirzechs opinion, she shifted toward his side. Seeing that now, he was alone in the opinion to wipe out the enemy gods, Lord Phoenix looked at Chojusen and said "You agree with me right? This war started just because you became a threat to them, and that cause was more than enough for them invade our land! Think of your friends and family that were in this war? All of them fought life and death battle! Should we really just let them off the hook?"

Chojusen thought about the discussion and said "I would definitely not hesitate to go with Lord Phoenix's proposal if anyone on our side was killed… However, that isn't the case and I have a means to handle the danger letting these gods go might bring."

To Chojusen's amazement, Lord Phoenix responded like a mentally ill person. He said "Chojusen-kun~ Call me father-in-law~" What was wrong with this man? He went from preaching for the death of Demigods to acting like a chummy kinsman...

Chojusen ignored Lord Phoenix and turned to Indra, who at this point was just lazing about on the floor waiting for his punishment to come. Chojusen called to him and said "I'll give you two options, either, you willingly accept a restriction seal and ally yourself to the Underworld for the next five millennia, or I shatter your body into trillions of pieces over and over again until only your soul is left and I seal that for eternity."

Indra laughed like he had just heard the funniest joke ever told. He said "Why joke around with me when I'm already hopeless? Do you enjoy taunting and torturing your prey before finishing them off?" In his opinion it would take an idiot to not choose the first option. But even then, the that punishment was too lenient to be true. Why would Chojusen give him so much leniency after the war he started.

"Huh? I'm deathly serious."

"Really? I only have to be allied with you for 5,000 years and then i'm free to go? Do you think I'm retarded?"

"Is that what you're concerned about? That I won't hold up my end of the agreement?"

Indra smiled as if his expression was enough to scream out the word "OBVIOUSLY."

Chojusen smiled right back and teleported himself with Indra to the Dimensional Gap. Chojusen showed Indra an attack that would cause him to shiver whenever Chojusen was mentioned or seen the future…

Chojusen held out his hand and created a ten meter ball of hyperdense magnetic osmium. In the core if this sphere there were billions of lines of water, fire, wind, earth, and thunder laws. Chojusen waved his hands and 100 hyper magnetic rings appeared in front of him. He then gave Indra a knowing smirk and tossed the ball of osmium through the railgun.

Now, the rail gun was pointed towards a hypergiant red star; it was about 2,500 times bigger than the sun of earth. When the ball of Osmium passed through the last ring in the railgun formation, it was perhaps six or seven times faster than light; only the laws in the form of lines held the ball together, else it would disintegrate.

When the ball hit the star and passed about two-thirds of the way through, the delicate balance of the laws holding the ball together grew disordered and the whole thing collapsed. The next thing Indra and Chojusen saw, was a trillion kilometer long trail of space dust that expanded in all directions. This was the power of Chojusen's Railgun as a True God; he could cause real stars to go supernova…

Chojusen turned to Indra — connecting a string of energy to facilitate a conversation in space — and said "Now. Do you really think, I'm worried about your guys' strength? All I want is for you to be allied for a mere 5,000 years; not much. Right? Besides, at my current pace, I will definitely be at some higher universe by that time..."

When Chojusen teleported back to the meeting room with Indra, everyone could see that Indra was visibly shaken from whatever Chojusen had him experience. Indra said "Y-you can just g-give me the s-s-seal..." But then he said "I… I can pledge my allegiance to you for however long you want, but can I revive my fallen comrades?"

Chojusen took out Ganesha's soul from the void and reincarnated him right then and there. But he also put the seals on his soul as well.

Now everyone looked at Chojusen with horror. They could understand if he could revive Satan Class beings, but Super Class? Even Indra only expected to revive some of the Satan and below level beings that fought as cannon fodder…

Chojusen then summoned Shiva and gave all three of the demigods pseudo-slave seals. They were basically conditional slave seals. As long as the demigods did anything to harm the Underworld or Chojusen's friends or family they would immediately die and have their souls captured.

Shiva wasn't exactly too thrilled to be forced into his situation, but it was way better than being sealed for eternity and his brother Indra did a good job describing Chojusen's ridiculous levels of power. So, in the end the Hindu pantheon became contracted to serve the Underworld for 5,000 years.

Chojusen and the two Hindu demigods, went outside the newly created Gremory Compound and Chojusen released all the cannon fodder from their side. The Demigods collected what remained of their forces and left to go to their dimension and talk to their remaining powerhouses.

Obviously not all the gods could come to participate in this war; all of the pantheons left a couple demigods and Super Class brings back home to defend against any potential betrayal.

Chojusen then summoned the Norse gods and a similar situation played out. He revived Loki, and Vidar; prompting the demigods in attendance to flip out. Now he can even reincarnate Demigods? Next he'll be bringing back True Gods… Once the Demigods stopped their ranting and raving, Chojusen had them take the pseudo-slave seals and energy locking seals.

Chojusen repeated this until all the demigods had his seals and left the underworld. Everyone obviously took the deal to serve under Chojusen and the Underworld for 5,000 years. However, Azazel and Michael spoke out against taking back the fallen angels that betrayed them during the war. For the enemy Pure and Fallen Angels Chojusen used Dust Disintegration after confirming with with their leaders that this was what they wanted.

Ophis also wanted for Chojusen to make it so that Great Red had to stay out of the Dimensional Gap for 5,000 years. It was an odd request, but Chojusen didn't really care either way, so Great Red had this additional condition placed on him.

[Mission Complete~

Mission: PEACEFULLY handle the punishment of the gods that dared to fight with you.✔

Bonus Calculating...

Rewards: 50 Million Shop Points + Creation Law Fragment]

When all was said and done and all the deities returned to their pantheons to recount what happened during the war, Chojusen had a couple more things to do. He asked Sirzechs if he could build an estate next to the Gremory Clan to house his friends and family when they visited, and obviously Sirzechs agreed.

Chojusen went outside and created something akin to a five star hotel and entered his room to ask the system what the fragments he received from completing missions were used for. The system's response came outta left field.

[The best way I can explain what Law Fragments are would be by comparing them to a chance. When you consume them, you won't learn anything automatically, instead you will be given a chance to create your own version of that law.]

"My own version?"

[I guess if you wanted to be more specific you could call it your Dao. Consuming the Space Law Fragment would give you the chance to create your own Space Dao, and so on, for each of the Law Fragments.]

Chojusen thought about it for a moment and reasoned that this was what he needed at the moment. He was already a True God by having a control over all the existing system of laws, so the only way to go up would be to create his own version of the laws.

Dao? Whatever could that mean???

Here's a double release; don't kill me for being late~

I had a nice 12 hour long napperino~

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