The best way to deal with a dumb person is to be dumber than him

　　Walking into the corridor of the gymnasium, Lu Qi and Michael saw two groups of people from a distance, making a noise.

　　 Judging from the clothes and gestures of the two, it should be that the program staff and the contestants have some communication problems.

　　 "Why can she go to the audition first, obviously we came first..."

　　 "We all follow the procedures..."

　　 Taking advantage of the gap where no one can convince anyone on both sides, Lu Qi and Michael quietly opened the door on the side and walked directly into the studio.

　　 said it was a studio, but it was actually an audition room that was temporarily transformed into a large vacant room in the gymnasium with a background board and judges table.

　　 is the same as the audition scenes of other talent shows, full of crude flavor everywhere.

　　 A contestant just finished his performance. An old man with a ponytail clapped soullessly while coming to the center of the stage.

　　 Lu Qi recognizes this old ponytail, who is the host of "Famous or Curious", Reziro.

　　 "Yes, this is really... awesome"

　　 "Okay, here is the audition site for the fourteenth season of "Famous or Clumsy", right in the good wheatwood of Los Santos! And I am your old friend, Rezro..."

　　 pointed at the camera and said a few words, Reziro continued according to the table:

　　 "The next one is Trish De Santa!"

　　 When these words came out, Trish, who had been waiting for a long time on the left side of the stage, was pushed out by the staff.

　　 black stockings, low-cut short sleeves, Qi B skirt...

　　 As soon as he saw Cui Xi's dress, Lu Qi immediately turned his head to pay attention to Old Mai's reaction.

　　 Sure enough, as he expected.

　　 When Michael saw Trish, who was wearing a very revealing dress, he was pulled to the camera by the host, his entire face flushed instantly, and he was very angry.

　　 Unconsciously, his hands clenched his fists.

　　 Lu Qi is sure that if it weren't for the camera, Michael would probably go right away and take Trish out of here.

　　 "Judges, Trish is a dancer, she also likes acting, acting as a model, and working in preschool education. Then, next..."

　　 Halfway through the introduction, Rezro turned his head to see Lu Qi and Michael watching on the sidelines. He couldn't help but asked:

　　 "Who are these two guys?"

　　 "Dad? And... Alex?!"

　　 For the appearance of Michael and Lu Qi, Cui Xi was also a little surprised.

　　 However, the desire to express herself in front of the camera and become a big star made her selectively forget what happened the last time her father came to find herself.

　　 "Then, next, start your performance!"

　　 Under Rezro's order, Trish, who was in a pose, began to twist her waist and dance to the music.

　　 However, her dance, as Michael said, was too bad.

　　 I don't know where I learned the cheap **** dance. Trish dances while stroking her body.

　　 This kind of performance, not to mention Lu Qi and Michael, even the judges frowned one by one.

　　 Rezro was very happy to see it.

　　 "Shake the beautiful body that God has rewarded you, my dear!"

　　While talking, he was shaking his body, while coming to Cui Xi's side, putting his hand on Cui Xi's buttocks, and dancing a duet with extremely spicy eyes.

　　 Seeing this, let alone the old wheat, even Lu Qi couldn't bear it, and reminded:

　　 "Michael, should you do something at this time?"

　　 Needless to say Lu Qi, Michael gave a violent shout, stepped onto the stage angrily, and rushed towards Reziro.

"enough!"

　　 "Hey, I said enough!!!"

"what!"

　　 Pushed Rezro down. Old Mai wanted to keep up with him and gave him two feet, but Trish, who reacted, grabbed his arm.

　　Rezro, who was sitting on the ground, moved his buttocks back in a panic, trying to distance himself, yelling:

　　 "Security! Come on!"

　　 A burly black man arrived, and stopped between Michael and Reziro.

　　 "Hey! Stand there, don't move, stand..."

　　 Before he could finish, Lu Qi kicked him from the side and kicked directly on his waist and eyes.

　　 "Ouch", the black security guard was kicked away.

　　 Seeing that it was not good, Rezro turned around and pushed the door open and ran out.

　　 "YouTM stop me! You bastard..."

　　 Michael scolded while chasing him.

　　 Lu Qi also followed closely.

　　 At this critical time, Lu Qi's advantages in exercising all the time have finally been manifested.

　　 Lu Qi strode out, first surpassing the panting old wheat, and then, one second before Reziro was about to open the car door and get into the car, he grabbed the door that was about to close.

"Uh…"

　　Looking at Rezro with a look of horror, Lu Qi twitched at the corner of his mouth, revealing a devilish smile:

　　 "Let's go to a quiet place, slow~slow~chat~"

　　. . .

　　Luo Shengdu River, a black Audi, slowly stopped.

　　 The rear seat door was opened, and with a sound of "Ah", Reziro was pulled out of the car by Lu Qi.

　　Ponytail, who is male on the left and right, seems to be very scared, as if he has imagined his fate.

　　 "Don't kill me, please, don't kill me..."

　　 Grabbing Rezro by the neckline, Michael leaned his face closer and cursed loudly:

　　 "You little muddy ball, what you did just now... I really want to break your head and throw your corpse into the Haomaiwu Mountain, let the wild dogs eat your little useless eggs!"

　　 Michael's fierce expression made Lu Qi on the side a little surprised.

　　 He originally thought that Michael didn't care much about Trish, and didn't care about that rebellious daughter who always liked to chase star dreams.

　　 However, from the perspective of Michael's attitude towards Rezlo, this is not the case.

　　Perhaps, for Michael, his family is everything he cherishes. Whoever dares to touch his family will suffer!

　　 Hearing these threatening words, Rezlo quickly explained:

　　 "Listen, man, I'm just a celebrity who wants to meet the needs of mass entertainment."

"The audience likes watching those things, what else can I do? To be honest, I still have a lot of sexual harassment lawsuits, and I am addicted to it, I can't help it, man. Even driving. Time~www.mtlnovel.com~ I also want to have a bite..."

　　 "It's all my fault, so please let me go, I won't dare next time."

　　Looking at Rezro's ugly face that defended himself, Lu Qi couldn't help but think of a good way to punish him.

　　 "Let you go, yes. Take off your pants!"

　　 This request, not only Reziro, but even Michael, was a little surprised.

　　 Although he didn't know what the other party wanted to do, Rezro, who had been frightened, still compromised.

"Ok…"

　　 Looking at Rezro, who was covering his lower body with only a pair of hairy legs, Lu Qi curled his lips in disgust, then took out his phone, pointed the camera at Rezro, and pressed the record button.

"what are you doing?"

　　 "Now I want you to dance, be sexy. If we are satisfied, you can go."

　　 "Uh... I need some music, or..."

　　 Rezro, who still wanted to dying to resist, was slammed by Lu Qi's collar and threatened viciously:

　　 "If you don't want your corpse to sink into Los Santos, just jump for me!"

　　 In the end, Rezro danced obediently.

　　 And the host of this episode of "Famous or Fucked", who only dances in underwear, was faithfully recorded by Lu Qi with his mobile phone.

　　 "Now you can roll, before we change our minds, get away!"

　　 Watching Rezro run away, Lu Qi turned his head, holding his mobile phone, and raised his voice to the smiling old Mai:

　　 "Hey, I'll send you a copy of the video?"

　　 "Fuck! You should keep it for yourself..."

After 　　 said, the two looked at each other and laughed at the same time:

　　 "Hahaha..."