486 486. Best field trip EVER!
"HAHAHA... Surprised?" Alexander laughed.
"HOW STRONG ARE YOU?" Yhwach exclaimed.
His ability let him consume even higher beings but it would generally take more time. He already knew that Alexander was stronger than him, but not how much.
So, now when he had Alexander in contact he saw the calculations in his mind on how long it would take him to consume Alexander's strength. The time was 1.76 trillion trillion human years.
"You seem to underestimate the word 'God'. You think a god is something strong like your father or you. But you fail to realize that if your father was a god then how could his limbs be removed? Can a god be so weak?" Alexander asked.
But he couldn't blame them. They had no one else to compare Soul King with. To them, the soul king was the strongest and hence a god.
*BAM*
Alexander punched Yhwach's face, making him lose the grip on Alexander's neck.
The positions reversed and now Alexander held Yhwach by the neck, "For a narcissistic person like you, I have no sympathy,"
Yhwach felt his own powers leaving his body. The hard-earned powers that he regained in the past 1000 years. He finally felt fear.
"NO! Don't do this..."
Alexander didn't hear him and took away every ounce of his power. By the end of the scene, Yhwach had lost the complexion from his face and now looked like he had not slept in years.
Alexander then looked into his sins.
||Yhwach - Category 4
Murder - 1,234,432
Indirect Murder - 12,234,532
Attempted patricide - 2
Sin Percentage - 80%||
Alexander was not very shocked by this. "Your soul will be sent to hell now and it will remain there till eternity."
Alexander then turned around and looked at Deadpool, "Wade, you will be going to hell too. You will work there from now on."
"Oh, nice. I always wanted to meet that child killer Anakin Skywalker," Deadpool cheered.
Alexander shook his head in disappointment, ~Did his mother drop him on his head?~
Alexander put Yhwach in time torture to make his last moment miserable. It was simple, he would get betrayed by his own Quincy and get beaten by all the shinigami in Soul Society, He will always lose just before fulfilling his wish of becoming the Soul King. In the end, he would get his limbs chopped and sealed in a crystal-like Soul King was.
After that, Alexander just used his eyes to burn his body away and send his soul to hell. What was a body in his grip not long ago turned to nothingness?
He looked at Deadpool and used his power again. "Don't mess up in hell,"
"Oh, I will enjoy it," Deadpool excitedly said.
Once that was done, he looked at the crowd of Shinigami standing dumbfoundedly, "Welcome back to life, I recommend you get back to your work. Though you will be doing things differently because there is no Rukongai or Hueco Mundo. Now your job is simple, to lead souls in Human World to their next destination. Got it?"
They all nodded dutifully. "Good, go now,"
Except for the captains, everyone left. They probably wanted to know about the Soul King.
Alexander asked the weird-looking being that was the soul king, "What will you be doing now?"
"I do not know," He replied.
Even Alexander didn't know. "Well, first of all, let's change your looks a bit. You look too scary to see you as an ally,"
He gave the man a few good clothes that made him look more friendly. "Okay, let's go to the 1st division barracks. No use flying here continuously,"
They came to the large hall and took seats. Alexander and Soul King sat beside Yamamoto. The five royal guards had also joined them.
"Want some tea, my friends?" Iroh asked.
Nobody denied him. Everyone was a fan of Iroh's tea. It would be considered an honor if he poured it himself.
"Will the Soul King be ruling the Soul Society now?" Yamamoto respectfully asked.
The Soul King denied, "No, I am going to see the human world. It seems fascinating,"
"Bwahaha... wonderful choice, I will show you around myself." Alexander laughed.
"Then what about the soul society? What are we five supposed to do?" The royal guards asked.
Soul King just shrugged his shoulder lightly, "I do not know. I did not appoint you to look after my tower,"
Yamamoto nodded, "Yes, the whole soul society's administration was created by old patriarchs of noble clans."
"Why are we even discussing such dumb things? What we need to do is divide the work. Now that your job is simple and well defined, you need to maximize your efficiency. What I recommend is creating 6 divisions of Soul Society, each headed by a Royal guard and the Captain-commander.
"1 that will run the Soul Society that will look after the Seireitei where all Shinigami live.
"4 divisions will be responsible for dealing with all souls in the East, West, North, and Southern parts of the Earth. The last remaining division will be the logistics division. This way, your work efficiency will be great and the workload will be less." He suggested.
Everyone nodded at this plan.
...
Hell,
Deadpool arrived with the new prisoner Yhwach.
Wade found himself standing in front of a ticket booth. Behind the booth was a dark metal gate on whose other side he could hear all kinds of screams and dreadful noises. His heart was getting excited now.
"NEXT," The demon in the booth called out.
"Oh, hey, Old man sent me to work here as a punisher. Also, this is the new delivery, here's the report card," Deadpool said and handed the small piece of paper to the humanoid horned demon in a nice suit.
The demon opened it and read, "Oh, a category 4. Well, he'll be going to the permanent punishment division. It's your first day right? I will show you the way to the Permanent Punishment Division."
Deadpool cheerfully nodded, "Yes, I want to see Anakin Skywalker,"
The demon smiled, "Hehe, easy now, you will have enough time to see him. Lucifer, by the way."
Deadpool shook the hand while squealing like a fangirl, "Deadpool, big fan,"
"I know, okay, this is the first area, basically the category 3 come here to repent. Most souls here will complete their time and go back to get reincarnated. This is a delicate division as we can't kill them or break their minds too much. Hence we don't put newbies here." Lucifer walked him.
"This one is the permanent punishment area. Category 4 sinners stay here. We didn't have a level higher than 4 because category 5 sinners get their souls destroyed from the start. Anyway, your first task is to torture Yhawch. See that boiling oil, go and fry him." Lucifer pointed him to a huge pot sitting over burning flames.
"You sure he will feel pain?" Deadpool asked.
"Oh, he will feel much more than that. The oil is not simple. It multiplies pain to whatever level that would hurt the sinner. Even if he gets used to a certain amount of pain, it will only increase." Lucifer said.
"Nice," Deadpool nonchalantly threw Yhwach into the pot. Soon, loud screams from him started coming out.
Just the pot beside this one, another demon was torturing a soul. Deadpool immediately recognized him.
"Ah, Thanos is here too?" He exclaimed.
"Heh, he's been here for a long time now. We give him a nice oil bath every day as the starters. Or else his sense stays dull after the lusty night of dread." Lucifer explained.
Deadpool was intrigued, "What is a lusty night of dread?"
Lucifer chuckled and answered, "Ohoho... you don't want to see that on your first day. Let's just say, some not so family-friendly things happen. With a small doughnut of the sinner and a 100X bigger hotdog belonging to another sinner. Make all of them stand in line in increasing order with each receiving punishment from behind. I can proudly say, their nights are worse than their days."
"When do they sleep?" Deadpool asked.
"There is no such thing as sleeping for a sinner. Okay, get Yhwach out of the pot and take him to the area reserved for night activity," He ordered and gave him a map of Hell.
Deadpool excitedly laughed, "YES!... best field trip EVER!"
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