378 378. Hard Boiled

Alexander walked towards the Senju compound with Dobby and Yamato.

Everyone on the street greeted him. Most people of Konoha had somewhat gotten worried about their Hokage because they had not seen him for so long.

But now, seeing him had relaxed many people. His return was already announced throughout the city on the public radio which Dobby had set up.

They walked by the Ichiraku Ramen and heard a lot of commotion. The shop had been extended into another floor and a wider area. Teuchi had also hired some interns after many rounds of interviews.

He looked and saw all the tailed beasts huddled there slurping on noodles. Naruto was also there and challenged them to a food contest.

"My little potatoes, I hope you don't get too fat." He reminded them.

Saiken turned his blob body towards him. *Pat Pat*

He patted his fat tummy with his chubby hands, "G-Chan, don't worry, I don't think I can get fatter than this,"

All the tailed beasts nodded, "Yes, G-Chan. We are just like you. With an endless stomach, hehe." Shukaku added.

"Bwahahaha, okay. Be sure to pay after eating." He loudly laughed and headed on his way.

"OLD MAN! WAIT FOR ME!" A voice came from behind.

It was Naruto, "What is it, little Naruto,"

"Old man, please train me. Pervy sage doesn't teach me anything." Naruto asked and showed him his big blue puppy eyes.

"Hmm, Naruto, have you met Itachi, Shisui, Obito, or Kakashi?" Alexander asked.

"Oh, you mean big brother pirate? Yes, he plays with me sometimes." Naruto exclaimed.

"Which pirate are we talking about? Kakashi or Obito?" Alexander asked back.

"Big brother Obito. He's the coolest. Big brother Kakashi is always strict with me and big sister Rin gives me candies every time she comes home." Naruto replied with a happy face.

Alexander just remembered he was dealing with a 4-year-old kid. "Well, go and find Obito and ask him to teach you meditation. If you are able to master it, then by the time you go to the academy you will already be leagues ahead of everyone. Other than this, you can do physical practice with your father."

Naruto was excited by the prospect of one day being the strongest among the kids. He quickly ran away to find Obito.

...

Alexander arrived at the Senju compound. *Knock Knock*

A servant opened the gate. "Is Hashi in?"

"AH, Lord Hokage, yes Lord Senju is here. Please come in," the servant flustered.

"Haha, be easy, child. I'm not going to eat you. You can go back to work. I will find Hashi myself." He dismissed her.

Alexander entered the house and was instantly greeted with giggles of three children. He followed the noise and reached the place. It was the middle courtyard.

There, three children were playing. Two were somewhat able to walk and one was crawling on four limbs. The most peculiar thing he noticed was that one of the kids had red hair.

"Ah, Lord Sage, you're back. We learned about your great deeds." Hashirama walked in with Mito walking beside him with a bloated belly.

"Yeah, it took longer than I expected. Well, care to introduce me to these little ones?" He asked.

"Ah, sure. Those two are my twin son and daughter and that little one is my youngest son. He inherited more from his mother so we let him keep Uzumaki as his surname." Hashirama introduced.

Alexander's mouth was wide open in shock. He looked at the kids and then at Mito's inflated belly. "I was joking when I told you to go on a baby-making spree but this is even faster than I imagined. By this rate, we might find the village full of Senjus soon."

"Haha, she is going to give me another pair of twins soon. My beautiful Mito." Hashirama shamelessly added.

"You guys are so fast. I hope you never meet Olivia. She is going to lecture me to learn a thing or two from you." Alexander said.

"You saying bad things behind my back, Alex?" A voice came from behind Alexander that made all hair on his neck stand.

"Ahahaha... I was just kidding, wifey. Y-You know me, I joke all the time." Alexander tried to deescalate.

"Where are my new grandsons?" She asked.

"Chomping on some Ramen." He replied quickly.

"Huh, always eating unhealthy. Well, how've you been Alex? Yalo's been missing you lately." Olivia told him.

Alexander instantly vanished and returned with cheering Yalo. "What are you doing here in Konoha?"

Mito answered before Olivia, "She and your granddaughter came to Konoha to start some charity organization. We invited them to stay with us. I was also getting very bored in this big house. I must say, Lord Sage, you have a wonderful wife."

Alexander lovingly looked at Olivia and nodded, "Yes, she is the best,"

"Est...Est"

Alexander looked at Yalo with shock, "Damn, Yalo just tried to speak. Say, Dad..."

Yalo looked at his face with full concentration. "D... D...D-dam"

Alexander's face and shoulders fell like all happiness from his life got stolen, "It's all right, Yalo. We will try again later. And forget that word"

Alexander then looked back at Hashirama, "What about Tobi? Did he find someone?"

Hashirama laughed at that, "Haha, you won't believe him. He didn't just find a match but she's from the Uchiha clan."

It was certainly a day full of surprises for Alexander, "Hahaha, I can only imagine what terrifyingly strong babies they are going to make now."

"Yeah, I was thinking that too. Come, let's eat lunch now." Hashirama invited him.

"Yeah, let's do that. I also got someone to introduce to you." He said and followed them. Besides Alexander, Olivia was staring daggers at him for making Yalo speak a bad word as his first word.

Mito looked back at Olivia and Alexander while chuckling. "You two are cute"

...

Somewhere across the Multiverse,

Marvel Universe - Alternate Timeline

Natasha tried her best to seduce Saitama. But he turned out to be hard-boiled. He wouldn't budge even if she came in front of him in a bikini.

She then turned up a notch and brought in Agent Hill on her mission. They both tried to seduce Saitama but still, nothing happened.

Sadly, Tony proved to be very fast in making a spacecraft for Saitama. Her target then simply left on his ship.

Saitama had a star map with him already thanks to Alexander. His first stop was Asgard.

Once reaching the palace, he simply walked into the throne room of Odin. Many Asgard soldiers had tried to stop him but all of them got beaten. Many were still holding his leg and getting dragged along as he walked in.

"Why have you come here, human? This is no place for a mortal. Return while I let you." Odin roared from his Throne in the royal hall.

Saitama just stood there with no expression in his yellow jumpsuit.

"I came here to fight you." Saitama blankly said.

Odin stood up in rage and summoned his spear. He flew to Saitama to stab him with it.

But Saitama caught the spear with his teeth and shattered it. Due to Odin's momentum, he still advanced to Saitama.

"Normal Series: Normal Punch."

*BOOOOOOM*

He punched Odin in the face. Odin got thrown back. His body collided with his golden throne and destroyed it. It didn't just stop there, his body collided with a few huge pillars too.

*BAM*

Saitama felt something touching his bald head. He noticed it was a flying ice spear.

"Ah, you must be Loki," Saitama exclaimed.

Loki looked at Saitama with full seriousness. He was in his battle gear, "Pleasure to make your acquaintance."

"Well, I defeated your dad. You should stand down now. You can't be stronger than him." Saitama warned him.

"Lesson number one, never underestimate your opponents," Loki said.

Just then, out of nowhere another Loki appeared beside Saitama. He had his poisoned dagger ready to kill Saitama.

But Saitama caught Loki's face in his palm without even looking at him, "I am bored, do shops here sell hotpot?"

"WHAT?" Loki confusedly asked.

Saitama just threw him towards where Odin's body was. Unlike Odin, Loki didn't have that much strength and passed out just by the small impact.

Saitama awkwardly went to the bodies and saw them unconscious, "Hmm, at least they are not dead. My normal punch has also gotten stronger. *Sigh* I need to find stronger people. Okay, I need to find this Galactus now. The old man said he didn't have a fixed location."

Just like he came, he left back in his ship. Leaving behind Asgard in mayhem and uproar like the Ragnarok just dropped a trailer on them and left.

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