You dirty mother fuc-

I've died. Instead of a dark void missing my body or the like I'm sitting on a stone chair on top of a bed of leaves, nothing but bright blue skies above me.

A big tree. Nothing but leaves and sky.

So who will be here to greet me I wonder a sudden warm breeze brushes my ear.

"~hello" the breeze solidified into a voice

"gah!" I jerk to the edge of my seat away from the weird-ass invading my space.

Sandpaper colored hair in the shape of a buzz cut with bangs framing a chiseled face?? Bangs with a buzz cut??

Cream-colored eyes trail my movement with an analogical glare. Tan skin doing nothing to bring out his dark green almost black eyes, almost hiding them in his face.

I tighten my grip on the chair facing the mystery person behind me.

"so you died, " the man stands straight, only now do I realize how far he had to lean down to be above my head. 7 feet of muscled mass barely fitting the template of a body over my head

he looks down me with a smirk showing sparkling gold teeth lines his mouth.

"-so," large bear-like hands smack together "Let's get right into it shall we!"

I get the feeling I don't have a choice.

"Hear me, challenger! You have by some miracle Been given the un~revokable and rare privilege of being brought back to life in another world!"

...Wow, so rare~ I'm literally shaking... I get a strange antagonistic feeling from him.

"I, I, I AM VERSEPOSE!" Flexes* "And you lowly thing get the highest privilege of gazing at my body despite your pathetic excuse for existence!"

...wat. Verse-pose

"Versepose-!"

Continues to flex strutting about the canopy making insultingly humming at me like an arrogant creature. What a shit god.

"Hey. Hey hey hey. Kitten here you crocodile shaped dandelion stop your perverse strutting and get me out of here jerk ass!"

He stops while he upside downward dog, head snakes at me like a possessed child. Annoyance bubbles in me again.

Verse-pose "Versepose!" Pops into a standing position, one moment on the leaves the next floating above me standing on a flying stool covered by a red blanket.

"...tsk" bitch just tsked at me. "Such a rude little boy with a rude little mouth"

What really gets me is how he insults come so naturally and he acts like he's been respectful this whole time.

"hold on there, I'm giving you a rare gift see shouldn't you be more respectful?" he leans to face level with a condescending looking much to natural on him.

My emotions boil. "listen you fick I don give a toss" I start losing the ability to form a coherent sentence.

"stop with the attitude verse-bitch! Don't act like a fukin reincarnation is rare bum, stop with the insults, and don't blow into my ear!"

His smirk turns into a full-blown smile "whatever you say Captain" white clouds swirl above in the still blue sky.

" I suppose I should stop playing with you~"

Stupidbearpawcreamdonkybitvh

"ill give you the 「weak gamer」"

Sikbdtjbk- wait what that's?!

"oh, thanks for-"

"But only because you were so rude." he says in faux depression.

If that's what I get for being rude then? Wait 「weak gamer」

"you see the average human will be level 5 with 5 stats in most everything... You will have .1 in all your stats ant get 1 a level up"

"..."

"..."

"...you sTUPId FUCK!"

I jerk in my chair, a red pillar falls on my head and my world shatters.

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What...what are these states... wait is my?

"Don't worry I'm not that cruel you still have sexual prowess and the ability to fight!"

"..."

"Just you know... way less stamina and endurance and strength, so really no one would even feel you punch them, touching you could hurt, and walk-in could wast you-you look mad? Oh and you were American right? I made sure meters and stuff like it will be used is that fine with you?"

"You DIRTY MOTHER FUC-"

Mad->apcalyptic

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{Me La Vey}

「weak gamer」

[Level – 0

Class –

Race – Human

Alignment – ?]

—!Physical stats!—

HP – .1 [.01 regen per minute]

SP – .1 [.01 regen per minute]

STR – .1

END – .1

DEX – .1

?—mental stats—?

INT – .1

WIS – .1

CHA – .1

*metaphysical*

Energy– .1 [.1 regen per minute]

Energy skill-.1

LCK – .1

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Finished 10:32 am 5-11-2020 I forgot to put it when I started.

This is in the novel section when I meant to have it in fanfic. Does anyone know how to fix this?

I also decided to stick with outing the chapter name in the chapter. It's just a gimmick I decided to do.