Milk 2
"Now we need to draw that brat in," Jigen said calmly, they had worked hard, creating a gateway to another universe. Now they needed to push that troublesome brat into the gate and close the gateway. They also had to ensure the gateway didn't catch a clone.
Madara was also in deep thought about this, this gate could only be used once, it couldn't be used over and over like it was nothing.
"Yo," I said while popping up before the 2, stunning the two. They were just thinking about how to deal with me, yet I just appeared before them... was this just not too good of an opportunity for them? But they were confused as to why I was holding milk.
"Well, I have a son coming into this world, I can't let you two troublesome fools running around. Since I was now the strongest, I thought I should clean up some trash while picking up the milk." I said with a cocky smile, and the two looked at each other before they burst out laughing.
"You Arrogant bastard!" Madara laughed while shooting towards me, all while I just crossed my arms with a smirk. With that mockery smile, I looked at the Limbo clones that surrounded me, all of them getting ready to use a jutsu.
It looked like Madara had mastered the Limbo clones, allowing the limbo clones to also use jutsu, something they couldn't do in the past. I calmly watched as the 4 Madara and Jigen use their jutsu, knowing damn well I wouldn't dodge,
With a flash, Madara sacrificed Kamui, and with the help of Jigen, a hole in space-time suddenly appeared. My eyes widened as I was sucked into the hole, I quickly grabbed onto the edge of the portal with my one hand, I couldn't let go of the milk. How could I go to get the milk and get lost?
With the determination of a father, I powered through, pulling myself out with just one hand, which was a shocker to the two. Madara wasted no time, and since I couldn't use Infinity right now, I was slammed hard in the chest, and with an unwilling cry, I was sent flying into the portal.
Madara sighed softly, before he moved, attacking Jigen who had yet to recover. Like hell he would trust an alien, he was just using Jigen, just as Jigen was using him...
While the two were fighting, far away within another universe, there was a war taking place. The shinobi world had united, all to combat the Madara of this universe. Currently, Obito stood on top of the 10 tails, controlling it and having it fire a tail beast bomb towards Naruto.
But as the allied shinobi, which had spread out all over the world to combat the army of white Zetsu and reanimated shinobi. The allied shinobi arrived one of them managed to send their mind into Obito's mind, leading to him missing the allied shinobi. This led to the attack landing miles away, destroying the mountains along with everything nearby.
"By time..." Kakashi who was helping a tired mighty Guy said softly, just as everyone showed themselves, the whole world had united for the sake of the world. This was the 3rd great shinobi world war.
They all worked together, first cutting off the senses of the enemy... oh wait, we are too early, let's fast forward a bit. The fight began, but of course, the might of the 10 tails wasn't so easy, Madara who was standing next to Obito didn't have to do much. Naruto tried his best, but at the end of the day even after sharing the 9 tails chakra with everyone, it was quickly proven that they were not enough to deal with this matter.
Soon the 10 tails transformed, with the head of a flower, it charged up a tail beast bomb towards the tired allied shinobi before it fired it. Luckily for everyone, Minato appeared, using the Flying Thunder God to teleport the Tail Beast bomb elsewhere. Honestly, if he didn't appear, everyone would have died there and then.
But this was a reanimated Minato, for in this universe, the world wasn't blessed with my birth, meaning no one saved Kushina and Minato. While everyone faced the shock wave of the attack, the rest of the Hokage arrived. The 3rd Hokage, second Hokage, and first Hokage. Unlike in the universe which was blessed with my birth, in this universe, they were brought back to life to combat Madara.
Well, the 4 Hokage went on to form a barrier to trap the 10 tails, which bought time for Naruto who was out of chakra to heal. At that time, Sasuke arrived, and it turns out he was a criminal, for in this universe... what am I doing? This is the original timeline of Naruto, you all know the plot. Sasuke and Naruto join hands... oh wait, Sakura is there as well.
Just as Hashirama made wood clones, the world froze as everyone faced the sky, there a rip in space appeared, a hand forcefully opened it, and from there, a man holding milk with his teeth could be seen. The man quickly jumped out, and to everyone's shock, he was butt naked.
"Haha! Damn Madara, you got me good. But at the end of the day, I Gojo Uchiha never lose!" I laughed in joy, before pausing sensing the huge amount of chakra down below. I paused seeing the many shinobi, I looked at the Edo Madara, Edo Hashirama, and so many people, before going blank.
'I knew Madara and Jigen were working on space-time ninjutsu to send me far away, but to another universe? I should have learned it. I just have to stay in this universe for like 18 years before returning to my original... it's not that I don't want to be a father, but that should be how long it would take me to come up with the jutsu... yup, that long.' I thought with a nod of my head, it pained me not to be there for my pregnant woman, but what could I do?
"Who are you?" Madara asked with narrowed eyes, to which I just looked at him.
"This seems to be another universe, the fact you are weaker than the Madara in my universe shows that my universe is the superior one," I said with a grin, making everyone raise an eyebrow at my words. I looked at the 10 tails, my mind racing with possibility before I landed on the ground, wondering where I could get some clothing.
"In my universe, you had to open a portal outside of the universe to send me a way to deal with me, but that didn't work... well, it kind of worked since I ended up here. Seeing as things got so bad in this universe, this should be a universe in which I don't exist or I'm super weak... but It's impossible for a version of myself to be weak, so it's clear I don't exist here." I said lightly, leaving everyone speechless at my ego. They were even more speechless when I undressed a dead body, I of course searched for a clean body. I didn't want to be dirty.
"What are you doing?" Naruto said disgusted by my actions.
"What, you want me to go around butt naked? Pervert." I said in disgust, making Naruto feel like he was hit with an arrow. I ignored everyone and flashed before Sasuke who was horrified by my speed, everyone eyes widened at my speed as they couldn't even follow it. I ignored Sasuke's reaction and began pulling his face.
"Wow, look at you acting all cold. Is it because there was no Gojo in this universe that you grew cold? Then again, Itachi was always doing missions, I spent the most time with you." I said playing with his face, which annoyed Sasuke who slapped my hands away.
"Anyways, in my universe, I'm Itachi's twin brother. I'm guessing Itachi was forced to slaughter the clan... knowing him, he tried to make you hate him. So he forced that trauma down your throat." I said with a shake of my head, leaving Sasuke stunned.
I patted his shoulders, for he was still my little brother, although he was older than me... let's ignore that small part.
"Let's have some fun," I said with a grin, I was about to get myself a new woman. Kaguya wasn't needed in this universe, right? I walked toward the Barrier with a grin, a grin that many people there didn't like. The barrier shattered by just me walking forward, unable to handle the weight of infinity.
"What are you doing?" Hashirama asked not understanding my plan, I ignored him while flying forward, grabbing the 10 tails by its tail. And picking it up.
"Since I'm here I thought maybe I should do a few things," I said while using blue, pulling Killer B towards me, where I knocked him out, and used Blue to just pull the 8 tails out of him.
Naruto seeing this of course tried to stop me, but what could he do with me floating in the air, with the 10 tails madly trying to free itself from my hold? I ignored them, as I pulled Minato, where I went on to pull the 9 tails out of him.
"Don't worry, I just want to return the 10 tails to its original form. I have no interest for you're the eye of the moon plan or whatever nonsense." I said with a smirk, while the 8 tails and 9 tails struggled to free themselves as they were sucked into the 10 tails,
I went on to force the 10 tails into Killer B who was still alive thanks to the 8 tails leaving a tail inside him. I went on to have Killer B very genetics rewritten, and to everyone's shock, slowly a woman appeared before everyone.
As she opened her eyes, she was met with my charming smile, as I took her hand.
"It's not every day I see someone so beautiful, would you bless this mortal by being my wife?" I asked with a gentle voice while kissing her palm, a kiss which caused Kaguya to pause, and blush in embarrassment.
"W-we just met," Kaguya said subconsciously, and at those words, I pulled her into my arms.
"Well, then we have to get to know each other. I'm Gojo Uchiha, may I know the goddess who blessed me with her appearance? Like the beautiful moon in the sky, your beauty shines upon the world, forever there, yet untouchable by the mortals below." I said lightly, making her blush deepen.
"I-I'm Kaguya Otsutsuki." She said weakly,
"A shining name for a shining beauty... shall we go and get to know each other?" I asked lightly, to which she nodded, and while holding my hand, we flew off while talking.
"...." Madara, Hashirama, Naruto, and everyone else stood there completely stunned and stupefied by what just happened. What were they going to do now?