2 Deaths Coffee Lounge

"Well who do we have here, so what is it that you want. Who am I that is quite a question isn't it my name is Reliquia anyways next question... where are you well am your dead. NO NO NO YOUR FINE YOUR FINE I'm not death he's on break so I'm on watch now I know it can be traumatic knowing your dead so here I'm going to tell you a story will that make you happy. Yes ok let me just find one for your demographic." Reliquia takes out a giant book and starts flipping through thousands of thousands of pages "do ya like myths kid because this story is the only myth that is one hundred percent true, it's got gods, monsters, different dimensions, a beautiful queen, a charitable mafia, a slight bit of time travel, a mad scientist and an amazing ice cream vendor I must say. So let me read this story to you until death comes back."