What Does Little Tutu Eat?
Editor: Henyee Translations
Just then, the cub jumped out of Feng Wu's arms, crawled into her mother's arms, and whined, waving its paws around.
Still teary-eyed, the beautiful lady looked surprised. "Xiao Wu, are you going to call it Feng Tutu?"
Feng Wu was bemused. "Mum, how did you know that?"
She hadn't been there when the name was brought up.
The lady looked at Feng Wu innocently and gestured at the cub. "It told me itself."
Feng Wu was baffled. "Mum, you can understand what the cub is saying?"
The cub made sounds and gestures the whole time, but it was only days old and spoke in a beast tongue that no one could understand.
The lady blinked at Feng Wu. "Yes."
"What did it say, then?"
"It called Feng Tutu the worst name and it told me that you're a bad master. It doesn't want to talk to you anymore and it told me to spank you —"
The beautiful lady knew nothing about being tactful and told Feng Wu everything the cub said.