09

One day, as he walked through the golden halls of his palace, Thor felt a disturbance at the core of his divine essence. Something was wrong.

Thor paused, his piercing blue eyes sweeping the room, searching for any sign of intruders or anything out of place. His hammer, the legendary Mjolnir, was not in its usual resting place.

An uneasiness coursed through the warrior god's body as he narrowed his eyes, his sharp mind searching for answers. His hammer was an extension of himself, a weapon that could only be wielded by the worthy. It couldn't just disappear.

In one swift movement, Thor ran to the room where he kept Mjolnir. The emptiness in his hand where the hammer should have been confirmed his fears. Someone had stolen Mjolnir, the symbol of their power and honor.

On the pedestal on which he left Mjolnir there was only one letter. On it was written:

If you want to get your hammer back,

come visit me in my domain and we can

negotiate. By proper ransom you can get

it back. – Signed: Thryn

Without much information other than the thief's name, Thor didn't have many ways to find his hammer. He then decides to go get his father's help.

"Father, I need your help to locate a thief named Thryn."

"Thor, what happened?"

"This thief I'm looking for has stolen something extremely important. My hammer."

"Fine, I will try to locate this man."

Odin sent his two ravens Huninn and Muninn to fly across the other realms supported by Yggdrasil. He used multiple divination spells to try to locate Mjolnir or the individual named Thryn.

After some time Odin's attempts to find the target were all thwarted. He then decided to enlist the help of his friend Yahweh who also had abilities that allowed him to locate targets.

A day has passed since Odin sent a letter using magic to his friend Yahweh. He was surprised to see that the person who came to answer his request for help was his friend's beautiful assistant, Anastasia, and not the very god he had asked.

Anastasia Anastasia, seeing Odin's surprise and Thor's excitement at seeing her, said: "Hello Asgardians, my boss is a little busy at the moment, but I'm more than enough to help you find a thief."

"We only have the information in this letter." Odin replied as he gave the letter to the girl.

Anastasia immediately used a simple divination spell to locate her target. Seeing that simple spells were unsuccessful, she went to Thor and pulled one of his hair strands, with the strand she conjured an advanced spell created by the fairies where she came from to locate objects associated with a person. Her eyes sparkled like galaxies and then she closed them and said.

"I found the hammer, it's in Jotunhein and the thief named Thryn is an ancient frost giant who is proficient in barrier spells to make it difficult for you to track him down which is why you failed to locate him."

Odin, surprised by the girl's success, asked. "What spell did you do with Thor's hair?"

"This is not important, they should focus on choosing a negotiator."

[Doesn't the great queen of fairies want to tell the others that she made her subordinates create a spell to locate things she lost daily?]

'Silence dragon who lost a battle and is now trapped inside a sword.'

[Want to fight goddess who left her people to die against a bunch of machines?]

While Anastasia was busy having an internal fight with her sword, Thor was weighing the best way to get his beloved hammer back.

Thor knew that no one was a better negotiator than Loki and that's why he asked him to meet Thryn in the land of the giants.

Loki arrived at Thryn's palace in Jotunhein and face to face with the ice giant Loki began negotiations.

"Dear Thor, come closer, for my sight is not as good as it used to be. You're thinner than the last time we met."

Loki realized that the giant's eyesight was really impaired, as the differences between him and the god of thunder were enormous.

After negotiations, the god of mischief returned to Asgard with Thryn's proposal and presented it to the Æsir gods.

"The giant is willing to return the hammer if Freya, the fairest of our goddesses, were given to him as wife."

"Why are all giants so attracted to Freya?" Anastasia asked in a low voice to Thor.

"Who knows, maybe they are only attracted to blonde women." Thor responded whispering to the rival he self proclaimed.

The other gods found the proposal outrageous, but they knew that without Mjolnir Thor could not defend Asgard.

That's when Loki had an idea that was at least unusual. "Thor I need you to wear this."

It was a white wedding dress. "Loki, how dare you insult me like that."

"Calm! keep calm! let me explain my plan."

Loki knew the giant could see as well as a mole. And so he intended to take Thor to Thryn's palace posing as the goddess Freya.

"Why do I need to be Freya? Why not you, Loki, or Anastasia who is already a beautiful woman?" Thor complained, unwilling to submit to such shame.

"Well, Loki will just ignore the quest if he gets extremely angry and is probably just helping to embarrass you. As for me, if you beat me in combat I can pretend to be Freya instead." Anastasia grins.

"Well, apparently I don't have a choice." Thor took a deep breath and accepted his fate.

Thor, having no alternative, dressed as a bride and left with Anastasia and Loki, who were also disguised as servants of the goddess Freya.

Loki warns before they reach the place "Thor, don't say anything, your voice is very manly, the old giant is blind not deaf."

When they arrived in Jotunhein, the ladies were welcomed by their host.

"Be welcome to my palace. I prepared a lavish feast in honor of the beautiful goddess Freya."

"Indeed, the giant must have been nearsighted, in order to confuse the the bodybuilder Thor who is crossdressed as a bride with a beautiful maiden." Anastasia whisper to Loki.

"This old man thought I was Thor, for him to believe that Thor is a beautiful goddess doesn't surprise me." Loki responds in a low voice.

Right after sitting down at the banquet table, Thor begins to devour everything in front of him with extreme voracity.

"Wow, what an appetite, my new wife. I've never seen such a gluttonous goddess."

Then Loki said, "I think she wants to get the feast over. Then, you two can consummate your union and go to the marriage bed."

Thor glared at Loki, who seemed to be enjoying the situation immensely.

"So let's get on with it. Bring out the gavel and let's seal this deal and get down to business."

One of the giant's minions brought the hammer and placed it in front of the bride.

Thor grabbed the hammer so he could unleash all his pent-up fury. The god of thunder smashed all of the frost giant's minions with his hammer, and Thryn had his head split open like a melon.

"Let's go home! I can't wait to get out of this damn dress."

"But you know a good widow should wear black in her mourning period, don't you?" Anastasia teases him.

With the return of Thor and his hammer Mjolnir, Asgard was safe again. And at the feast in Valhalla's hall the gods feasted in high spirits as they hear about the day when mighty Thor was dressed as a bride.

"Thank you Anastasia, we will be forever grateful for your help." says Odin with a serious tone before trying to do a perverted act of grabbing the beautiful goddess' ass.

Anastasia simply uses illusion magic to make Odin squeeze Thor's ass instead of hers.

"Allfather, that damsel was just widowed, you should comfort her properly." Anastasia speak while withdrawing from the Valhalla's hall.

The last thing she hears is Loki laughing and mocking Thor. While Thor is trying to use his hammer to attack Odin for bringing back the bad memories he was trying to hide.