Chapter 5: The Destroyer of Jakatcha...Apparently

"Thank you for having me. I'm feeling quite tired so I believe I am going to head home for the night, but if you would like to talk again I'm free tomorrow. By then I should also be able to tell you more about my heritage as I myself just figured it out." I explained as I finished the tea and got up. No more teasing today. If Akeno and I continue, she really is going to end up as my wife.

Rias looked at Akeno who was still ufufuing. Once again face palming. "I understand, and yes we would like to talk to you as we explain the truth of the supernatural to Issei tomorrow. I'm sure you would like to see his sacred gear as well?"

Jeez, these women were fantastic business women. Even though I said I'm coming, she all but guaranteed my attendance with just a couple of sentences.

"Yes I would love to see what Longinus my friend possesses." I said with a smirk. They all looked at me confused and shocked.

"How do you know his gear is a Longinus?" Rias asked seriously.

"A guess." I chucked. Everyone deadpanned.

"I'm willing to bet on it." I said with a smile. They all curiously looked at me.

"Oh? And what are you willing to give?" Sona asked, switching back into business lady mode.

"If I'm wrong, I will give everyone here one favor. That favor will be something I simply cannot and I mean under any circumstances say no to." I said, dawning a serious expression.

Rias and Sona glanced at each other before nodding seriously. "Understood. Now, what do you want from us?" Sona asked again.

"The same thing." I looked at Kiba with a smile, then Koneko, then Tsubaki, Sona, Rias, and finally Akeno where I held my gaze. Under any circumstances."

Akeno instantly felt a shiver go up her spine. High risk VERY HIGH REWARD. I knew for sure that if Issei proved much like most of everything he does in his life, that he's a disappointment in the sacred gear field, then I would most likely spend the night in Akeno's bed getting teased all night as she gets off on my dissatisfaction. After all, conquering a god has to be somewhere on her perverted bucket list.

"You got yourself a deal." Rias said, weird enough she seemed to have some glint in her eyes. Desperacy, Hope, Fear. She got up and shook my hand. I also shook Sona's hand before showing myself out of the clubroom.

'[That went better than I anticipated]' Ddraig yawned.

Indeed. This was a great way to start my supernatural life off. After all, I'm sure I just gained some valuable allies.

'[Indeed, those girls. Rias Gremory, and Sona Sitri. They are the little sisters of the devil kings Lucifer and Leviathan respectively.]' That caught me off guard.

'Lucifer and Leviathan? Those two I just met are the little siblings of some of the strongest creatures to ever roam this world? Good allies indeed. And horrible enemies.'

'[If you happen to win, do not ask for something stupid from them. I have no doubt if their elder siblings catch wind they will destroy you in the worst way imaginable.]'

'I had no intention of asking for anything crazy anyways. Most I would have asked for from Sona is to have someone teach me magic, while for Rias…Alright I maybe would have asked for a date.'

'[I'm going to tell you what my Strongest Host, Belzard once said to me, and words I decided to engrave into my soul.]'

I gave Ddraig my undivided attention. Something the strongest host said? These words definitely had to be very wise and powerful.

'[Ahem…The more you fuck around. The more your gonna find out.]'

'…Wise words indeed. The realest shit that was ever said if you will.'

'[Agreed. Belzard was a great man. His death…was magnificent.]'

'How'd he go?'

'[He had just finished killing the white one. This would make his second white dragon emperor kill. He decided to get wasted in celebration, after drinking his heart out, he returned home. Apparently an army of angels had stopped by his house to purge his existence in the name of God. Belzard said to them, 'So I sees yous is choosing to find out.' He then used the full force of my power and nuked the country…Ever heard of Jakatcha?

'No…'

'[Exactly.]'

'Truly a legend.' I continued my walk home thoroughly enjoying the story of Belzard the Destroyer of Jakatcha…apparently.

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ORC -​​ (3rd POV)

Isamu had just left the building, and everyone was silent. All in deep thought. It's not everyday you meet a demi-god, and make a deal with one no less.

Sona was the first to speak.

"If we win this favor, we gain quite the ally."

Rias nodded. "A demi-god of the Egyptians. They are quite powerful gods in their own right. Also depending on who his father is, we might even be able to ask for a blessing from him or his relatives." She voiced her thoughts. Sona seemed surprised by that train of thought.

"I hadn't even thought about that. Even if his father is one of the lesser gods, they should still be capable of giving us great blessings. Perhaps they can even help you out of your situation." Sona smiled.

Rias gained a look of happiness. She had used six pawns to reincarnate Hyoudou Issei. The chances of his gear being a Longinus were rather small when considering her own power, and if he did happen to bear a Longinus it would no doubt be a weaker one.

"Regardless, it's a win-win for you, President. If you win, you can have us ask him for things that will help you. If you lose, you gain a Longinus." Kiba explained with an amused smile.

"Your right Kiba. I would be welcome to either outcome. Hopefully if we happen to lose, he doesn't ask for anything sexual. I know we agreed to any and all circumstances, but I refuse to offer my body or that of my peerage." Rias said in a more serious tone.

She received nods from everyone who shivered at the thought. Well, almost everyone.

"Ufufufu. I must disagree, Rias. A big strong demi-god like him taking me against my will? Sounds like a good time to me~" Akeno giggled. A strong blush on her face as everyone witnessed her sultry face.

*Sigh* "Akeno, we don't know enough about him yet. We have deemed he is not a threat, but we do not know his true nature. He could be like every other disgusting man here. A vile pervert that sees us for nothing more than our bodies."

Well she was half right.

Akeno gained a more serious look after hearing that. "Believe me, I know Rias. However I believe giving him a chance is the best way to determine his character. Trust me, my fetishes and jokes aside, I would never be with a man I do not love."

Rias smiled. They have been friends since they were both just eleven years old. Akeno is Rias' most trusted friend, and they have done things that would go beyond even friendship. Courtesy of Dom Akeno. The last thing Rias wanted to see was her closest friend get hurt.

"I doubt he will do such a thing though. In the time we spent talking to him, I realized he was actually rather polite and tame." Kiba shrugged. "If not for Akeno-senpai's teasing, I doubt he would have even shown any interest in any of you. He remained polite and held eye contact instead of oogling your bodies."

Kiba's words left the two 'Great Ladies' in thought. They both hadn't noticed. Akeno, was too busy trying to tease him, and Rias was more focused on listening to Sona's offer. Although they both felt a bit saddened that he hadn't shown much interest in them. The mind of a woman was truly a confusing place.

"...Sweets god." Koneko said quietly in the corner of the room.

"If he is the son of Osiris, I'm sure you'll have plenty of sweets, Koneko." Rias giggled.

"Want to make another bet between us regarding his father?" Tsubaki offered.

Everyone perked up at the idea. Making deals were as natural to devils as fucking was to rabbits.

"A wonderful idea." Sona smirked.

"...Osiris. Sweets God." Koneko mumbled with a small smile.

"He's actually the God of Agriculture as well as many more important Domains." Kiba corrected.

"...Sweets God." Koneko adamantly declared with narrowed eyes at the blonde. Kiba sighed and accepted.

"Hm. I think I'll go with Ra." Tsubaki announced with a small smile.

"Set." Rias added her own thoughts.

"Horis." Akeno threw in her own bet.

"Anubis." Kiba said after flipping a coin and getting heads.

"I'm interested, Kiba, who would have been your choice if you landed on tails." Tsubaki asked with rosy cheeks.

"I would have gone with Osiris like Koneko-chan." Kiba admitted with a handsome smile. Tsubaki nodded with a face of red before looking to her master. Sona was still in deep thought.

"I'll agree with Tsubaki. Ra would be the most beneficial god to me, in terms of blessings. With Set's blessing being the most beneficial to Rias." Sona explained her choice.

"So what does the winner get?" Akeno asked.

Now they all fell into thought. Realistically, Rias and Sona didn't have much to gain from this deal. They are the masters and if they wanted something from their peerages they just ask.

"If Tsubaki, or I win, we want all of your immediate support should we ask for it regardless of the situation." Sona voiced. All of the others nodded.

"Should I win, I ask for the same from your whole peerage as well Sona. And for my own peerage, you all have to take over my contracts for a week." Rias chuckled.

"If I win, I want full access to the next stray we hunt." Akeno said with a blissful face. Everyone shivered slightly but nodded.

"...Sweets." Koneko shrugged.

"A week off from contracts. Not only that, I want Akeno to be the one that makes up for my slack." Kiba laughed. Akeno narrowed her eyes at the boy but nodded and shook his hand.

"Good now if that's all, we will be taking our leave for the night." Sona said, getting up from her seat. She and Tsubaki teleported out of the room seconds later.

"Ufufufu. Tomorrow is going to be quite fun." Akeno bubbled.

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Satoru Household - Isamu (1st POV)

I arrived home and opened the door. Instantly I was greeted by the sight of my mothers naked everything spread across the table as my father was drawing her body.

Ever since I entered Kuoh they've been doing shit like this. They said something about me being 'old enough.' Truth be told, I don't think you're ever old enough to see your parents naked bodies and be okay mentally.

"Welcome home Isamu. You came home quite late. Join a club?" My mother asked. I looked right at her. I felt zero attraction to her so it really didn't matter anyways, and crazy enough. This isn't even the top one hundred worst sights I've seen. Ever see your mom gobble your fathers cock with her entire body covered in whipped cream and chocolate syrup? Number eighty four. It doesn't break the fucking top fifty.

"Hey…mom. Sorry for being late, and no I didn't join, but I might soon." I said before going into the fridge.

"Okay honey, I made Chapatis for you and your father. They're in the bottom drawer."

"Your body is divine indeed." My father said as he started concentrating harder on his drawing.

"Actually I need to talk to both of you." I said warming up two chapatis for myself. I haven't ate anything besides breakfast all day and I am ready to fill up before this definitely spiritually taxing talk.

"What is it kid?" My father said, He didn't even look up from his drawing.

"Okay. I'm going to stop you right there." I said as I quickly moved to the living room and threw a blanket on my mother's nude body.

Neither of them reacted to my action but my father did give a very very long exhale.

"This better be important, Isamu." As he said this, my mom wrapped up in the blanket before going to sit between myself and my father. She also gave the man a good bonk on his head for his comment.

"Our son wants to talk, and you're simply thinking with that other head of yours? Shame on you." She scoffed.

"That other head has solved more than a few of our problems, and is the reason why the boy sits where he sits." He chuckled as he rubbed his head. She gave him another bonk and turned to me. She grabbed my hands and showed me a loving expression.

"Tell us Isamu, what is bothering you."

I took a deep breath. Once I told them I knew, the family would never be the same. I knew that for sure. No way they would act as they have been once they know the only other resident within the house knows their secret.

"I know." I simply said before looking at them. Two simple words. They didn't bother questioning me. They saw the certainty and betrayal in my eyes. That was all the answer they needed.

"How long." My father asked after a few seconds.

"Just today."

"Who told you?" This time it was my mother. Her eyes were getting glossy. I knew she would start crying any second. Something I hated to see, but something I felt she deserved right now.

"The Welsh Dragon."

Both of them finally gained a look of surprise. There wasn't a single competent soul in the supernatural world that didn't know of the Welsh, and Vanishing Dragons.

"So he resides in your body? You possess the [Boosted Gear]?" My father, Anubis, asked in fascination. I nodded before summoning the gear.

"[It has been quite some time, Anubis.]" Ddraig greeted the Egyptian God of the Dead.

"It has been Ddraig. Last time we met, I was ridding the world of one of your rabid hosts." Anubis chuckled.

"[Indeed. Another damned soul added to the curse of my gear.]" Ddraig said solemnly. Hold up…curse? Nah that shit sounds important.

"What curse Ddraig." I asked. Surprisingly it wasn't Ddraig or Anubis that answered.

"Hatred, Depravity, Solitude, Pain, and Torture. These are a few words you could use to describe the curse of the [Boosted Gear]. Once a wielder of the gear succumbs to their negative emotions they enter a trance like state, where they lose control of their powers. In that time their power increase is extraordinary, but the cost is the life force and sanity of the wielder. This state is known as the [Juggernaut Drive]." My mother explained.

"A pain in the ass to deal with is more like it." Anubis scoffed.

"[If I'm right, you almost perished against that host of mine. Maybe you should have allowed him to go get his sister from the depths of your Domain.]" Ddraig chuckled in the face of the god.

"I was going to let him go, after all the lost souls would surely have taken care of him, but when he saw me, he blamed me. Called me the endless plague that takes everything beautiful from this world…That's my father. Not me." Anubis sighed.

"Your father doesn't take them away all willy nilly though." My mother shrugged.

"Tell that to the bastard forever strapped to the gear." The god snorted.

"So you are truly Anubis, the Egyptian God of the Dead, son of Set and Nephthys, correct?" I asked, wanting to be absolutely sure.

"Yes, Isamu. That I am. Honestly never thought you'd figure it out. We weren't going to tell you until you did. Which we had anticipated would be when you were forty and you still looked like you were twenty five." The man chuckled.

"Understand, Isamu. We were going to tell you the day you became eighteen originally, but after Daiko…we couldn't bring ourselves to. We lost one son. We didn't want to lose another one from a stupid god complex." My mom said. The tears finally broke through and she started crying into my fathers body.

"Daiko knew?" I asked not able to believe my ears.

My mother nodded. "Daiko awakened his grandmother's Domain of Air a month before his death. We told him and asked him to keep a secret from you. Unfortunately we didn't see that he had become too enamored with his newfound power until it was too late." She sobbed.

"So you did it…to protect me?" I asked. Earning a nod from both of them. "One more question. Why didn't you bring Daiko back?" I asked, my eyes red bored deep into my father's own.

"Unfortunately Daiko wasn't sent to my domain. Trust me, I searched every corner of it. Apparently he ended up in Hades' realm. In terms of power, Hades has me beat. I simply can't go fight that bastard. Not only would I die, the Greeks as a whole would declare war on my pantheon." Anubis explained with clenched fists.

"I see." I said while looking at the table. All my real questions towards Anubis were answered, and the whole talk went more peacefully then I thought. "Now you mom. I know you're half yokai, and half human, but what kind of yokai?" I asked my mother with a small smile.

She looked towards her husband for a few seconds and got a nod from him. She stood up and dropped the blanket that covered her, revealing her nude body. I didn't look away as much as I wanted to. Suddenly two cat ears and two tails grew from her backside.

"I'm a Nekomata, well more specifically a Nekoshu." She explained with a bit of a saddened look. "Our race is near complete extinction, and you could count the number of nekoshu remaining on one hand.

I stared at her ears. My mom's a fucking cat girl. My gaze left my mother and went to a smug Anubis.

"Lucky bastard."

He raised an eyebrow. "Are you jealous that I'm married to your nekoshu mom?" He asked.

"No, I'm jealous that you're married to a cat girl and I'm not. Trust me when I say her being my mom quite literally has nothing to do with it." I heard a hearty laugh from him.

"You learn everything you want kid?" He asked. I nodded.

"Good go to bed. I have some plans for your mother." I nodded before turning around to say one more thing.

"I want training."

"No shit. You thought I'd let you, the Son of Anubis, Grandson of Set walk around like a fucking weakling. Get some sleep because first thing in the morning before school I'm taking you to my domain." He said as a sinister smile formed on his face.

I quickly ran upstairs and locked my door. I grabbed my airpods and put them in. Gotta cancel out the wild fucking that's about to take place downstairs. I knew Issei just had a shitty night so I decided against texting him, and instead chose to text Akeno on Instagram.

IsamuSolos (9:48pm): You up? Please tell me your touching yourself.

And the fourth teasing battle starts. I smiled. Only seconds after it was sent, I saw she read it. She started typing just as fast.

HimejimaSama69 (9:48pm): Why would I tell you, when I can show you.

My heart froze. Oh shit. I almost gave her the win right there.

IsamuSolos (9:48pm): Don't threaten me with a good time.

HimejimaSama69 (9:49pm): Sent an image

No fucking way she sent it. She can't be that down bad. If I check it and she didn't actually send it, then I definitely lost, but if she did send it then I get to see her… THE REWARD OUTWEIGHS THE RISK.

I lost.

And won.

When I opened the image, Akeno wasn't masturbating, however she was only wearing a bra, and beside her was what I assumed to be naked Rias, though she was covered in the sheets. I can only assume she's naked, because I saw a very small amount of bare ass.

HimejimaSama69 (9:54pm): Akeno 2, Isamu 2. Tied game.

Another ass clapping added to the books.

IsamuSolos (9:55pm): Rias awake?

HimejimaSama69 (9:55pm): Of course. We devils are nocturnal creatures afterall.

IsamuSolos(9:56pm): I want you to tell her what I want her to do for me if I win our bet.

There wasn't a response for an hour, but Akeno did reply eventually.

HimejimaSama69 (11:08pm): Ara, what do you want from her?

IsamuSolos (11:11pm): You.

I waited for another five minutes. During those minutes she started typing only to erase whatever she wrote.

IsamuSolos (11:16pm): Akeno 2, Isamu 3.

HimejimaSama69 (11:16pm): Well played.

Indeed it was. Indeed it was. I thought as I drifted off to sleep. My boring and depressing life really did a complete one eighty in the span of twenty four hours huh. Incredible.