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God Of Crafting

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

MotivatedSloth · Urban
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Why go the easy route if I can overcomplicate even the slightest and least important part of the project?

It wasn't until an hour after breakfast that I finally managed to calm Claire down and excuse my great crime of leaving her in bed alone. A whole damned hour that I could be crafting… but ended up wasting instead. 

Or maybe not exactly wasting, given how it contributed to my relationship with the girl, but, at the same time, it didn't contribute to my projects, ideas, or understanding of the world around me in the slightest. 

'I guess that's what it means to be in a relationship. And if one wants to keep it well maintained then some effort and dedication is in order, isn't it?' I thought as I rushed back to the workshop…

Only to find a fresh set of what seemed like fifty boxes of various tools and materials already stacked in the very same place that I'd spent over an hour of my life clearing out before breakfast.