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God Of Crafting

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

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#ROMANCE
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#OVERPOWERED
#CULTIVATION
#SLICEOFLIFE
#URBAN
#NO-HAREM
#LIVESTREAMING

Obnoxious is better than genius

I knew that what I just said was quite provocative. Heck! It would be weird if the guards, people set to protect the borders of this extremely conservative place, took it any other way.

But in this precise moment, with the feat I'd just learned to be some sort of a great achievement…

How could they even think about responding to my provocation in any way one normally would?

"Traditional belief…" one of the guards muttered while squinting his eyes and tightening his hold on the ceremonial spear he held in his hand. "And what is that supposed to mean?"

I glanced over at Chihiro… but the man looked away.

'I'm quite sure he will come and help if things take a turn for the worse, but for now…' I held back a smile from emerging on my face, 'I am to drink the beer I brewed, right?'

I took a deep breath, held it in my lungs for several seconds before slowly, slowly breathing it out while letting my shoulders drop a little.