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God Of Crafting

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

MotivatedSloth · Urban
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271 Chs

Holding the hottest pottato of them all (double chapter)

Stepping back into the control room, I couldn't help but feel like in the few moments I was gone to deal with the authorities, things changed far more than it should be possible for them to change. 

The former peace and quiet necessary for us to conduct the whole process in peace and focus was now completely gone, with Chihiro screaming out obscenities into his phone in the corner of the room while a group of men I've never seen before were trying to make themselves look as small and unimportant as possible. 

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, IT BEYOND YOU?! WE ARE MAKING HISTORY HERE!" 

Hearing Chihiro so agitated, I instinctively took a step back, as if preparing myself for a retreat. 

"Don't mind him too much, dear," Claire whispered as she climbed up on her toes to reach for my ear with her mouth. "Sometimes he gets like this… but just give him a moment and it should all pass."