Chapter 6

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Hidan glanced at the treeline. "Kakazu, did youu get the dog?"

"No, I got 35 million though."

"Of course you did. What do I expect."

"Is that supposed to mean something idiot?"

"No, just take this guy's head. It's like 50 million right?"

"Yes, really high for someone who's not a kage. Guess it's a given seeing his strength. Also, where's your arm Hidan."

"I was just about to talk about it. Why don't you give sew this guy's arm on me and my head."

Kakazu eyebrow raised. "You want me to sew on this guy's arm onto you?"

"Yeah, and one more thing."

Hidan then walked up to Kakashi and tore out his Sharingan.

"Make sure this thing is connected to my optical nerves and chakra coils."

Kakazu then proceeded to sew everything in place. He grabbed Kakashi's head from Hidan and held it like a treasure.

"I don't think I'll get used to the feeling of someone else's arm on my body."

"Well, what do you expect? It's a whole new arm, your body will have to adjust for it and that can take years."

"Yeah, yeah, and sew up my stomach too. I almost forgot about it."

"Fucking idiot how do you forget your stomach is cut open?"

"Well you know, when you have high pain tolerance like me you tend to ignore these things."

"Whatever you say. Let's hurry to the bounty station nearby, and get this brat to the leader."

"Yeah, let's hurry u-"

He was quickly cut off by a giant explosion that occurred in his position. He barely dodged only for another one to hit him again.

"Kakazu, what the hell is going on?"

The answer he got was the sound of metal colliding and Kakazu cursing his luck. The dust went away to reveal a busty blonde throwing Naruto to a nearby leaf-ninja.

"Take him to the village and make sure he's okay."

"Yes, Hokage-sama."

"Hidan, the immortal. I'll make you pay for what you've done."

"Oh, is that so?"

"Be careful Lord-Hokage, if he cuts you any damage he inflicts on himself will be replicated onto you."

"What a weird ability. Now I see why so many ninjas would fall to you. Especially since you have such massive strength with it as well. I might actually be your worse match-up."

She then rushed at Hidan fist aiming straight for the face. Hidan quickly tried to block with his blade only to get fly backward at high speeds. He hit the ground a few times before coming to a stop.

Hidan coughed out blood. 'Damn, that lady is crazy strong. Just my type.' Hidan licked the blood off his lips with a massive grin on his face.

He didn't get to think much longer as she came running straight towards him again. He dodged this time but she quickly spun with a kick aiming straight for his gut. He quickly dodged by bringing his back parallel to the ground only for the Hokage to punch him on his chest.

Hidan couldn't match up to the years of battle experience that the Hokage had on the battlefield. He only beat Kakashi with overwhelming power but that wouldn't work here. Hidan noticed it too so he quickly abandoned his emotions and zoned in his thoughts to his goal. This was a technique he developed in his past life to help through his struggles.

'All I have to do is get one cut. Then it's game over.'

They kept battling with Hidan mainly dodging and getting hit with Tsunade barely having to dodge anything. She threw a risky punch at Hidan's head that was sure to blow it off when he did the unexpected. He let it get blown off and swung his blade across Tsunade's chest.

Hidan laughed mockingly. "That's it. You're done for. It was so fun fighting with you but it ends here."

Hidan rushed towards his head and quickly picked it up and licked the blade. His features turned black with skeletal-like markings around his body. He quickly pierced his blade into his heart expecting Tsunade to drop dead. What happened was different than expected. The diamond on her face turned black and grew out like vines across her face down to her chest.

Hidan started to rapidly stick his blade into his body but whatever he did she would heal it.

"Like I said earlier. I am your worst enemy."

She rushed at Hidan and started to beat him senseless. He couldn't do anything as her chakra skyrocketed so her strength and speed grew with it.

'Damn, this is bad. I have to get out of here. I can't die yet."

As Tsunade was about to bash Hidan's head into pieces Kakazu grabbed Hidan and his head and ran. He was badly injured and lost two masks in this attack.

Tsunade didn't chase them as the black markings went back up to her forehead into the diamond. She looked to be out of energy, and a little older?

"Leave them, we have to go back to the village."

"Yes, Hokage-sama."

"Damn it Hidan, if you would've lasted a little longer I could've got that guy's bounty."

"Oh shut it Kakazu *coughs up blood* you're not looking too good yourself."

"Hidan you have the Sharingan as well as that strong strength ad couldn't do anything to that Hokage. You're weak."

'Tch, Tch, Tch, Tch!. Who do you think you are Kakazu! I'm not weak!'

"Yeah, whatever you say Kakazu~"

He couldn't say more as he passed out. He woke up an unidentified amount of time later with his head reattached.

Hidan started to crack his joints. "Ahh, that feels good."

"Hidan you're up. It's been 5 days, the leader called and gave us our next mission."

"I see. Get ready to go, I just have to stretch a little bit. 10 minutes max."

"Yes, I'll meet you in the clearing east of the cave."

Kakazu left leaving Hidan to stretch in the cave.

'I can't believe the Hokage was so much stronger than I thought. If it was like that I wouldn't have gone so unprepared. I hate to say it but right now, I'm pretty weak. Kakazu was right, I had Sharingan and still got my ass handed to me by someone of the same power level. I can't be this weak. Not again, not like last time.'