1 Reborn(draft)
???:"ROBs and other bored multiversal entities! Welcome! To our gameshow in the void, for another series of... reincarnating the random otaku!"
*Aplause and loud cheers*
???:"I am your host @#$%^&*€£ and, today, we are to here gathered to see the reincarnation of another random otaku!
Today's guest is a 16 year old american male, born and raised without pourpose, lived a life feeling empty and only finding meaning in anime! Tragicaly died by truck-kun! Ladies, gentlemen, everything in between and everything left unsaid, give your welcome to our deseased guest! Jeff!"
*Loud cheers*
Jeff:"Hi everyone! Thank you for this oportunity! I love you!"
@#$%^&*€£:"Now, Jeff, this is how this works, we have a few wheels for you to spin so we can decide your fate, first is for the world you will be reborn in, second, is the type of gold finger you will get, 3rd is the number of times you will spin the gold finger wheel, and lastly is the gold finger wheel, we all turned off our omnicience for this, now, are you ready?"
Jeff:"Yes!"
@#$%^&*€£:"Good! So here is the first wheel! Don't you worry, there is no boku no pico here."
*Laughter*
A cassino style wheel apared and Jeff proptly spun it.
After a few seconds it landed on...
*drumroll*
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#$%^&*€£:"Damnachi-verse!"
*Loud cheers and aplause*
@#$%^&*€£:"Damnachi, land of the dungeon and bored gods much like us here, tell me Jeff, are you excited? Do you already have a waifu in mind?"
Jeff:"I've only seen the first season, but yes, I am excited!"
@#$%^&*€£:"Just so you know, you will reincarnate as bell cranel when he first got his falna, is that ok?"
Jeff:"Yeah, I'm ok with that."
@#$%^&*€£:"Good. Now on to spining the second wheel!"
A second wheel apared, and Jeff spun it just like the first. It landed on...
*drumroll*
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@#$%^&*€£:"Character template!"
*Aplause*
@#$%^&*€£:"Character template means that you will get the powers of characters that already exist in the multiverse, such as Goku, Saitama, Madara Uchiha, etc."
Jeff:"Cool!"
@#$%^&*€£:"now, to spin for the number of characters you will get the powers of."
The next wheel apears and Jeff spins it with his fingers crossed for a big number. It landed on.
*Drumroll *
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Jeff:"One?!"
@#$%^&*€£:"One. that is some thought luck there buddy."
Jeff:"*groans*"
@#$%^&*€£:"Well, lets go to the next wheel."
The final wheel apears, and Jeff spins it, hoping for either Saitama or Goku.
after excruciating seconds, it lands on...
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@#$%^&*€£:"Upgraded Glutony from Full Metal Alchemist! "
*Aplause*
Jeff:"*whines*"
@#$%^&*€£:"Hey buddy, don't worry. Sure, it is not Goku, but it is an upgraded template, you will have all of his powers and a bit more."
Jeff:"Thanks, but *groans* will I have to look like that bald fatso now?"
@#$%^&*€£:"Normaly yes, but because it is an upgraded template, the only traces you will get, are the ones you want to get."
Jeff:"I want the tongue tatoo and nothing else!"
@#$%^&*€£:"Granted! Now off you go. Just please remember to pray to us every now and then, ok?"
Under the aplause of the crowd, Jeff was transported to his new life.