"Damn it, if I knew who pushed me from behind, I'd make them regret being born into this world!"
"Old Wu, how did it feel to fall into the lava?"
"How did it feel, why don't you fucking try it yourself? Damn, it was cool, mind-blowing, even better than any sauna!"
A burst of raucous laughter!
"So, are you going again next time?"
"Yes, of course, it's not like I actually died!"
"I think you better not go. I heard from Little Wu that you were so scared you almost cried, haha..."
"Buzz off. It's the same for everyone the first time. Little Wu? That little bastard was still clinging to the bridge crying out. I bet the people stuck behind him were itching to kill him."
"Bullshit, it wasn't Chief Li's first time... Oh, Chief Li's awake, Chief Li's awake!"
"Chief Li..."
"Chief Li..."
"Everyone, stay back, let us check him out, move back, move back..."