The Hero Gangster

"Hey Bancho we caught that guy blanche who kept scamming the casino what should we do with him." A bloodied man was thrown into his knees in front of someone who could only be called the embodiment of fear itself. He had a scar running from his chin diagnoly across his face and a square jaw. Intimidation radiated from his eyes and shook the bones of every man in the room. He stood up and the tiger and dragon tattoo across his chest writhed as if alive as his body shook with what everyone thought was monumental anger.

"I put you in charge of the casino because of the constant loyalty you had shown and you betrayed that trust. You embezzled millions and scammed many innocent people. I wouldn't have even known if not for this young lady telling me her father committed suicide because of his loss." The attention drew to a young woman at the side of the room who was tearing up with rage. He looked back at the man before him before taking up the katana at the side of his chair. He slowly unsheathed it be for coming together in a drawing stance.

"For your crimes against us and against those innocents, our karma now turms to dust. Please forgive me for upholding my ideals against you." He swiftly struck as the mans head stayed before a red line appeared around his neck and blood spurted out. Before this happened the sword was already in it's sheathe. "MEN FALL IN" in seconds hundreds of men in suits lined up ready to receive the next words.

"I am retiring from my position to pursue knowledge." Sharp gasp filled the air as everyone looked at their Bancho with shock. " I know you may not understand but I feel that my legacy is ready to be passed on. The underground world is much to painful so I will now get my doctorates

In medicine. Tears started pouring from their eyes because they knew their Bancho was tired of the thug life, he was too kind and yet the thug life chose him. As an orphan he needed to protect his brothers with numbers, and although they smuggled illegal arms and collected protection fees, they never sold drugs and always stuck with their members. The Bancho always did what needed to be done and yet he was too tender hearted.

"I hope that you will be warriors for your families and what is right, please remember my words, BECAUSE THAT'S OUR YAKUZA WAY!!!"

-15 YEARS LATER -

Geuss it's time to go shopping again. Worldwide acclaimed docter Ceaser Anne had just finished his favorite anime series Naruto. The emotional stress had tired him out but he remembered he didn't eat that day. If people knew that a worldwide authority on health ate ramen daily who knew what they would think. As he walked out of the store he saw a box across the street that read "free kittens" he looked at them in infatuation but sighed because he was allergic he turned his head and began waking away when a black kitten tumbled out of the box. It rolled off the side walk and onto the street. He immediately grabbed it and rolled away barely dodging the speeding car.

"Damn that was close I was almost introduced to car-kun cause of you little guy." Counting his blessings he began to walk away before he noticed a giant shadow covering the road he was on and he looked up just in time to see a plane crash right in front of him. Surprisingly the car that just passed blocked the explosion and only a piece of shrapnel landed in directly in front of him.

"Whew god you must be my lucky charm huh from now on I'll name you a-gwaaaaaahhhh." He never got to finish his sentence as a 16 wheeler had driven up the planes wing and completely crushed him save for his hand holding the little cat. Even his good luck was nothing in front of the all omnipotent Super truck-kun.

'What's, huh, where am I.' Looking around all Ceaser found was a black void and then he remembered the last few moments of his life. He truly felt his death was unjust and didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the chain of events. He was almost driven insane when a black woman with white hair and a white woman with black hair appeared in front of him. They looked exactly alike and both studied him with the same pitying look.

"You have done much good in your life consisting of yet not limited to leading the eastern underground world and lowering crime rate to the point of non-existance doing more world than the entire eastern police force. As well as inspiring a new age of honourable Yakuza and giving the world president her reason to live at a young age. Because of your many notable acts and the positive influence you've brought worldwide you achieved an almost unlimited amount of karmic points. You can either reincarnate in this world with almost unlimited potential and fortune or any other world of your choosing." The voice that came from them seemed the same as they spoke at the same time. He considered for a moment before a wild smirk formed on his face.

"If I'm going to go to any world I wish to be born in the Naruto Universe!!!" They still looked at him with a pitying face and he started to question his existence. " Just because I like Naruto doesn't mean I'm an otaku okay." They looked at him before sighing and raised their hands in perfect sync.

"Good luck on you journey hero, and hopefully you will finally get a girlfriend."

"Hey, I heard tha-." And yet again, he never finished his sentence.