Okay, so I lied to Gertrude. I told her I wasn’t plugged in—as she put it—like everyone else my age.
Why did I do that?
Maybe thinking about this would put me to sleep.
Number one: I don’t lie.
Not often
Number two: It’s kind of true I don’t listen to music all the time.
I don’t take my iPod to workThat should count for something
Maybe I lied because I wanted her to think I was kind of different. Special.
Okay, that works
Number three: I told her I had a lot of friends.
Not true
But from the look she gave me when I said I did, I could tell she knew it was another whopper. How does she know these things? Bernadette would say it was age and experience. I suppose she could be right.
Again.