Sucrose panicked after he blunder. Her eyes spiraled around. She was fidgeting even more as her face got redder. She's not good with strangers, especially in front of Eula and Jean.
She respects them but having conversations with them she finds it difficult. Before she fainted from anxiety.
"Hello there, Sucrose. Nice to meet you." I stretch out my hand for a handshake. I didn't laugh or anything about her mistake. Cuz, I know how it is to be an introvert as I was one long ago.
I only stare at my computer 24/7 and hack government servers around the world.
"H-H-Hi?" Sucrose stares at my hands for a few seconds. I let my hand hang in the air.
"Sucrose it's rude not to reciprocate respect." I hear Albedo whisper to her.
"I-I-I-I" She then grabbed my hand with both her hands in panic. I could feel her fair and smooth hands around mine, yet I also could feel a different kind of texture that I cannot explain. "S-S-S-Sorry."
"No, you don't have to say sorry. If you need a friend I can be your friend if you want!"
Her unknown halfling ears twitch hearing my words. She was stunned. Her eyes looked at Albedo as he nodded.
"O-O-O-Okay."
"Great! Now I have alchemist friends." I laughed inwardly. Do you know how much valuable an Alchemist is? Someone like Albedo and Sucrose who are excellent in this kind of thing.
"Sucrose you better watch out of this guy. Don't be fooled by his appearance. If you are not careful he will pull you into his bed." I hear a scoff by the side. Who else would it be? Amber.
"Hey that's rude isn't it." I crossed my arms but my smile betrayed my words. Teasing Amber is always the best time. "Why don't you be careful instead? You've been taunting me, I might pull you in hehe."
As Amber heard- not JD's ex-wife- my words. Her face paled as he stepped back a few times while guarding her body with her arms. "I know it. You beast, you're not content with what you have. Pervert!"
"Pfft hahaha, you're such an adorable creature, Amber. You're getting interesting." I laugh loudly.
"Eula, do you see that?" Amber pointed at me.
Eula looked at me and said. "Don't tease her. She's gullible, she can't take a joke."
"Eh?" Amber was bewildered. "Big Sis, what do you mean?"
"Oh, what do we have here? Did I interrupt something?" A voice that somehow made me subconsciously disgusted comes from behind.
We turn around and see a man with red hair. Unfortunately, it's not your All time favorite, Diluc. This one has a stupid noble haircut with frickles on his face. Droppy cheeks, large bulbous nose, and large build. (Obese)
The people behind him, I remember them. They were from the Imunlaukr clan. This setting, I should say what a cliche!
No, I can't let this continue or I'll die from cringe.
Before anyone could respond to this ugly fatty. I already know without knowing who this guy is. "Who is this fatty?'
Everyone looked at me in shock. I already anticipate that. That fatso face turned even more ugly. "Who are you to insult me?"
"What insult? Do you even have a mirror?"
"Wh-What?! Do you know who I am?!" His face is getting red not from blushing but from anger and shame.
"I don't and I don't intend to do so."
He was shaking in anger as his belly flapped. "Fatty what's wrong with you? You're so red, do you have high blood or something? You should take your medication. At your age, I'm afraid it would be bad if you got a cardiac arrest."
"What is this imbecile spouting about!! I'm the Great Yggip Imunlaukr, whoever owns this dog, stop it from barking!!" He shouted, pointing his fingers at me.
"Pfft hahaha, Fatty who named you?" I burst out laughing. While everyone is silent. Jean and Kaeya looked at me with interest. "Did your parents predict the future or something hahaha?"
"I can't take this insult any longer. Throw this dog out of here!!" The Fatty couldn't take it anymore. He ordered the people behind him. However, no one made a move. Fatty looks at his subordinates in anger. "What the f*ck are you all doing!? Do you think I paid you to stand there? Get moving!"
"Young Master, we can't." His subordinates pointed at Eula and Jean plus all the Knight of Favonius core members.
"Huh? What do you mean you can't." Fatso's face deformed into a more ugly thing.
"Yggip do you think of me as a statue?" Jean stepped forward. Her face was cold and astute, her expression was obvious that she didn't like this fatty.
"Oh, if it isn't Acting Grandmaster Jean Gunnhildr. Is this dog yours? As both are from prestigious Clan, why don't you discipline it." However, The fatty did not care about Jean at all. It's as if he was not afraid of her position.
I wonder where he got this confidence. I look at Lumine who whispers. "He is only level 21."
As expected it's just a trash noble with a big backer. Hmm, this should be easy to deal with.
"Master Jean, let me handle this. I don't want your Clan and the Knight of Favonius involved in our matters."
"Are you sure?" Jean looked at me. I nodded. She then stepped back, watching what I would do.
"Ronan, what are you doing?" Eula whispered closely to my ear. Our actions were very intimate.
Watching Eula whispering to my ears. The Fatso turned purple, he look like he will die from lack of oxygen.
"Just trying to make a statement. I want them to know, that I'm not easy to deal with."
"You! Get off of her!!"
I ignored his rambling, I leaned and planted my lips on Eula's luscious lips. It was a quick peck.
"YOU!! F*cking kill him!" The Fatso shrieked like a hog. "F*cking move will ya!!!"
Seeing his subordinates not moving. The fatso slaps one of them in his rage.
It looks like, I don't need the Lawrence vault to upgrade.