Let Me Out!

I am currently sitting between Ei and Yae. I didn't know how or when it happened, but it happened nonetheless. I was the one who invited myself in, but this wasn't my intention, and that's not the point!

"Ehem! ... I don't think there's any need for this. I'm only here to drop the vessel I made for Orihime and I'll be excusing myself after it." I chuckled nervously, and hinted at my lovely wife to help me. 

Too bad she only narrowed her eyes to my suspicious behavior, then ignored me. Oh yeah... I never had the time to talk about my phobia of foxes. It's not my fault, since she always 'savours' the times we are together.

"I really wanted to show you the ropes about your new vessel Orihime but that can always happen at a later date. I'm currently busy in Tenshukaku, you see?" I decided to switch targets. The Orihime that I know was a responsible person, so she should understand my crisis, even if it's fake.

"Nooooo~ You should stay with us for a while Lu. Then you can help me get used to my new body. If you want, you can teach me with only the two of us... intimately of course~." She suggested in a dangerous tone. What's with millennial chaste maidens and their horniness?! ... I guess it's normal for a lady to find a way of satisfying her needs.

For now... There's something I want to check. I took the pot and poured myself some tea that they've been using. This taste... VODK- I mean, ain't this green tea? Not only that, but a special alcoholic one! Everything makes more sense now! It was nothing but elementary, after all.

"Now now, there's no need be in such a hurry now Lu~. We've never had a proper talk ever since you showed up and changed a lot of things after all. Goodness... You really did change a lot of things, yourself included..." She said with a somewhat distant feeling. When a lady is in sorrow, I am compelled to do something!

"I am still the same person you knew-" She stopped me by putting her finger to my mouth. I wonder what would happen if I went and licked it? ... I'm sure Ei would kill me for flirting with another woman in front of her... She should, right?! The dreadful feeling got stronger with the passage of time.

"You appeared and disappeared over and over! You really do love teasing others, don't you Lu? ... Me too, I really- love it." She continued as she got closer. That deranged expression of her reminded me of my wife's occasional state.

"That wasn't my intention-" I attempted to stop her as the feeling continued to get stronger, but to no avail.

"Shh... But that doesn't matter now. You're here and I believe that we would have enough time to know more about one another, right Lu~?" Yae seductively said as she hugged my arm, then flashed her assets within my line of sight.

"There's no need to hold back Lu~. I know that you truly understand what I want. There's even a small chance of you hearing our chat earlier..." Scary! Is this what they call woman intuition?!

"So do devour me right now as I can't hold back anymore!" She shivered as she tightly closed her things together. Chime--* What a mess... I decided that putting her to sleep was the best option. 

I am definitely delighted with our reunion. Nevertheless, the person I wanted to talk to wasn't a beast, but a priestess. And if the devilish Daji wasn't able to tempt me, I doubt there's any form of seduction that might work against me...

At least it isn't all bad... For example-

"Nooooo... Don't go Lu~. You can't just leave after just getting here~. I really missed youuu!" What a cute creature... There's just something about the gap moe of a mature woman suddenly acting like a child!

"If you leave, I'm gonna cry! ...Im gonna bawl out you understand!" What a threat, it was super effective. Chime--* I've seen enough, if I see more, she might kill me once she calms down. Thanks for the treat!

I silently positioned the two foxes in a comfortable position, then stroked both of their heads so they could rest better. I didn't forget to pat the little girl in my arms, naturally. It's a good thing she didn't wake up during that farce.

"Its a good thing she didn't wake up, right dear?" How? Oh, it's my beautiful wife. Understandable. She sat herself comfortably while leaning on my shoulder.

"I knew you weren't drunk." I stated it as if it was natural.

"Pfft- No way in hell I would get drunk of such a weak beverage." She chuckled as she replied. Ei definitely had the strongest alcohol tolerance within our group. Maybe I'll beat her in that now that I'm in my prime.

"Do you not mind what happened? ...Between me and your friend?" I questioned with a vague smile.

"I don't, ...in fact I instigated it. Since you already gathered your harem of disciples, I thought I should at least pick who I want. So I hope you give her a chance..."

"I'm fair at the fact that I give everyone equal chance. Either about this or another topic. And I don't have a harem of disciples! They're my students for Archons' sake!" I complained at her assumption.

"Really? Then do explain why they're all female?" Ei said with an icy tone.

".... It's not my fault that Inazuma is filled with beautiful women!" This should work!

"That won't work on me, you playboy. It doesn't change the fact that they're all female."

"Ehhh?" What an unfair judgement.

"Nnnnnnnn....." Shit, we were too loud. I stared at Ei with a helpless look, but she only shrugged in response.

"Sayu .. is still sleepy..." The little tanuki groaned as she rubbed her eyes.

"Who?..." It seems like everything is still blurry for her. I decided to sip some tea as I waited for her to assess the situation. A handsome man carrying a child in his arms. No matter how you look at it, this situation is bad for me.

"Nnnnnnnn..... Papa?" My cup almost fell, but I was able to catch it. My throat hurts as I forcefully drank the hot tea because of that word.

"Papa? What's wrong?" Haha... I don't know what kind of face I have right now, but I'm truly shocked. I haven't heard that word directed at me for a long time.

"Dear... I want a child." What the hell woman?!

"...We have a lot of time, there's no reason to rush things." Ei settled down with my words, but I'm a million percent sure this isn't the last time I'll hear it.

Let me out of here!

Now I really miss those two drunk females...