A Blind Game

The lovebirds made their way throughout Tenshukaku while Makoto was fully clinging onto him. If she did it to prevent his escape, then kudos to her. It worked perfectly...

The sight of the new deity of Inazuma with someone who looks exactly like the Raiden Shogun would cause mayhem though...

Because once you were able to notice the difference, it's easy to figure out who's who...

"Is this really safe, Makoto? You know how bad Ei is at cooking right?" Raiden Lu asked in worry.

"Of course I do! I'm her older sister after all~." Makoto smugly answered.

"But you're twins..." The deity reasoned.

"Doesn't matter. As the more mature between the two of us, I would naturally be the older one~." She smirked.

"Are you really? You completely lost in that department after all..." He whistled as he accidentally said what he's thinking about.

"Can you repeat that, Lu?... I swear I heard something absolutely unforgivable..." Makoto gave him a fright with such a wide, menacing smile. She even pressed her chest more onto him unconsciously.

"...Save me, Shuten~. I'll give you a massage later." Lu pleaded in his mind, but no one answered. Strange... Since that oni would definitely at least laugh at his situation.

"You're not escaping this one, Lu... My sister and I would exact our vengeance for everything that you had done~." Her cheerful way of saying that only dealt more damage.

(Goodbye world...)

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"Is this really, really fine, Makoto? You might become a widow early, you know?" Lu pleaded one last time.

"That would be a problem... But it should be really, really fine. I taught her what to do earlier before I fetched you after all~." Makoto giggled, recalling her sister's failures earlier.

"No way out, huh?" He grieved.

"Exactly! Now, onwards~." She said as she opened the deity's doorway to hell.

There stood Ei, completely focused on mixing something in her pot. Like a witch or something-

I mean a beautiful wife, preparing a wonderful meal for her beloved husband.

"Oh right... I forgot. Don't move, Lu." Makoto instructed. Once he complied, she immediately blindfolded him once again, with an article of clothing this time though...

"Hmm?... Ah! Dearest husband, come over here. I already prepared your seat." Ei jumped in surprise and beckoned him.

"I don't see... I can't see." Lu restated.

"Well, I do. So let me guide you~." The lady beside him cheerfully held his hand and dragged the blindfolded man.

"So? Can you tell me what this is about?" He asked as he adjusted himself to a seat in comfort.

"I won't~. We will wait until Ei finishes her dish. For now, let me entertain you." Makoto replied, then sat on his lap happily once more.

(Is there no other seat here?!!! My legs will go numb at this point...) The deity grumbled to himself.

"Pamper me, dear~. I believe this is another privelage of mine..." She placed one of his hands to her head while cutely humming.

"Is it time for a button smash?" Lu inquired to no one in particular, before patting her adorable lover heartily.

"Wait, Lu~. Don't be so rough. You're ruining my hair- Hahahahaha~! S-Stop..." Makoto couldn't hold in her chuckles as he tickled her at the same time.

"W-Wait~! I said wait~! Pfft~!" The deity smirked, imagining a squirming Makoto in his grasp.

"What in Teyvat is this?..." A cold, familiar voice rang in their ears.

"I was making great effort to improve my cooking... And you two were just goofing off as I suffer?" Ei stared at the two with cold eyes. Electro gathering towards her, showing she means business.

"I was just keeping him busy as we stand by. My beloved must be scared seeing nothing at all~. And for your information, he started it." Makoto blamed him while hugging him tightly. Her actions were completely contradictory.

"I understand... Now move." The current electro archon demanded to the former one.

"Lu is mine. Bleh~!" The clingy lady said, and stuck her tongue out.

"Haahhh... Give he half at least." Ei compromised and Makoto accepted. The two of them were presently sitting on one leg each.

(Heavy... I'm knowledgeable enough to keep that to myself, though... But still, my legs are dead...) He thought as he stared at two enticing pairs of thighs upon him.

"The food ladies... I'm hungry." Lu reminded them.

"Alrighty~! Try mine first." Makoto shoved a spoon into his mouth suddenly. Where did she get it?...

"Omm... Hmm... Miso Soup?" He inquired as he gulped it all at once.

"Pim Pom~! I thought a simple dish would be a perfect start for Ei." The lively twin explained.

"It's great! It's better than the one you made back then. However, that was a long time ago..." Lu praised.

"What's the blindfold for then, if you're telling me who cooks which anyway?" He whispered to Makoto.

"I don't want you to judge Ei-chan's cooking immediately... It might not look good, but you never know until you eat it." She whispered back.

(I see... No I don't. So she was just being considerate of her sister. I don't bother to hide my emotions to these two after all... If I saw that, then I would...) The deity was reminded of Makoto's gentle nature once more.

"What are you two whispering about?" Ei narrowed her eyes.

"Play along~. *Smooch* How about that taste, Lu?" Makoto giggled, after kissing him on the lips.

"Even better." Lu grinned.

"Now, I'm even more excited for Ei's." He distracted the left out Shogun.

"Fine... Makoto, can you fetch the pot for me?" Ei requested.

"Sureee~!" Her energetic sister accepted in glee.

"Where is it?"

"It's somewhere around there. Do find it. Please." The first wife implored.

"Item Found!" Makoto hurried back with a smile. Ei didn't waste time and landed a peck on the blindfolded man's lips before she arrived...

"I'm back~! Here you go, Lu~." The older one said as she handed him a small bowl, filled with the Miso Soup from the pot.

"Then... Here I go." Raiden Lu nervously drunk what might be his final meal.

"Hmm? Makoto, that's the wrong one! That's the first one I made before you came!" Ei exclaimed in realization.

"Eh???" Makoto uttered.

"Lu!" "Husband!" The twins tried to stop him from gulping it... But it was too late.

(Strange... I'm feeling dizzy all of the sudden...) Was his last thought before he dropped on the floor.

*Dud*

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