Banquet Time
A party is being held at ' the blue palace ' showcasing the power of the imperium.
Meanwhile at The Falmartian Palace...
"SCREAM FOR ME! SCREAM!" Zorzal said to the Former Bunny Queen whimpering below him.
"My lord" Said the messenger. " I bare a message from lord Casel."
"What is It?!" He said while thrusting into the Bunny Queen
"It appears there is a Banquet being held by your younger sister and one of the ambassadors at the Blue Palace."
"Enough!"
The Former Bunny Queen took a breather before walking out with rags covering her front body.
"I'm getting tired of that toy, What does Casel want with me?"
"He wants you to go to this banquet my lord."
"What does he think I am? His puppet? But if he advises it then I shall go, Begone with you!"
The messenger bowed before leaving the chamber.
Meanwhile at the party
"Brother, You look miserable." Said Horus to Sanguinius
"Oh, It's that time of the month again." The golden haired angel replied
"Your period?"
"No. Not my Period, Celestine's."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Yes."
"What about Celestine?"
"We were eating, You know just complete silence in the room and she asked the question 'Are you cheating on me?'."
"Wow."
"And I was like what? It was completely out of the blue, and I've been miserable ever since."
Smack
"He-hey Cel, W-what was that for?"
"Nothing." Said Celestine
While Horus just stood there snickering
She cups Sanguinius' cheek
"You can tell all the stories about me, but don't blow them out of proportion of you do then I'll " She said in a loud voice as a threat
"Okay honey?" She said in a cute manner.
"Ye-yes, I love you." Sanguinius said
She blew him a kiss before flying away.
"Wow." Said Horus
"Wow would be an understatement." Replied Sanguinius
Meanwhile with Ferrus
"Hello, I am Ferrus Manus brother to Sanguinius and Horus, and I will be one of your demonstrators today."
Ferrus Nodded to The commissar next to him.
"I am Ciaphas Cain, The representative of the Imperial Guard."
As Ciaphas said that a 13 man squad of Guardsmen jogged onto the field.
"FIRING FORMATION 3!" Ciaphas Ordered
The Guardsmen then formed two lines, The first line kneeled while the second stood.
"Fire when ready."
The Guardsman shot their lasguns at the targets downrange which are armor of the Falmartian legionnairesPiercing holes through the armor and shield.
"As you can see, The Standard Lasgun-"
"How much for one of those?!" A senator asked aggressively
"HOW CAN WE MAKE THOSE?!"Asked another
"How MANY OF THESE DO YOU HAVE?!"
"To answer your questions, We cannot sell them to you, We cannot teach you, and I think it's safe to assume that Every guardsman has one."
The senators stood in awe.
"Thank you commissar, I'll take it from here."
Ciaphas saluted to the primarch before leaving with the squad
"That was the Imperial Guard or Auxillia forces for you. The true Ground forces are the Space Marines." Ferrus said
Iron Hands jogged to the Field and aimed their bolt guns downrange.
"We didn't want to waste ammunition so we captured some beasts from the countryside."
Then a cage was revealed downrange, full of tiny animals.
"But at that range even our best archers can't even hit those!" Said the Senator
The cage was opened and the animals rushed through.
The Marines shot at the fleeing animals, The animals were seen to be exploding.
"Every marine is trained to be a crack shot with ranged weapons, and unstoppable berserkers with melee weapons."
Then an ogre was released onto the field.
"An Ogre?!" Exclaimed one of the senators
The Half of the Marines Unsheathed their chainswords and powerswords and charged, while the other half of marines kept shooting.
The Senators saw the Marines sprint at full speed.
"How can something so big move so fast?!" One of them asked.
Within seconds the Marines defeated the Ogre.
"The Imperium is made out of Three Races, Humans, The Aeldari, And the Necrontyr." Explained Ferrus "And they shall also demonstrate, their weapons."
"Oh no."
The Vox spoke.
"What is it Raven?" Asked Ferrus
""
"Negative, They think we are having a party, Stick To the Shadows."
""
Ferrus turned to the Senators. "We have company, I'm afraid all of you have to leave, My sons shall escort you to the southern gate."
Meanwhile with Sanguinius, Horus and Fulgrim.
"So, I sliced that daemon's head and banished it back to the Underworld."Said Fulgrim
"Ohhh myyy gods Fulgrim marryyy meeee." Squealed one of the many girls that surrounded him.
"Even here he gets stans.." Said Sanguinius
"Stans?" Asked Horus
"Stalker fans, I have some back home."
"Huh, how come I never get stans..."
"You don't want to.."
Mean while on Social Media
@Sanguinius_Bride "HORUS WOULD HAVE NEVER FALLEN TO CHAOS IF HE STANNED SANGUINIUS!"
@Daddy_Dorn "Frick you @sanguinius_bride If he STANNED Rogal Dorn he wouldn't have fallen to chaos!"
@TheEmperorofMankind[Verified] "Can you two stop obsessing over my kids?"
@Horus'_DarkWolf."Oh My gadd it's the emperor are you going to read my fanfiction between you and @Prince _of _pleasure?!"
@EmperorofMankind[Verified]"No! That's disgusting."
@Corvus'Ravenking'Corax[Verified]."Are you going to read my Poems Father."
@EmperorofMankind[Verified] "No, Fuck off Corvus, You remind me of my emo phase, is this what it feels like to be your grandparents? I'm going back to reddit and 4chan, at least I feel somewhat normal there."
@Magnusdidnothingwrong. "#Magnusdidnothingwrong."
@Corus_littleraven."Can I get a whiff of that hair of yours, Daddy@Corvus'RavenKing'Corax[Verified]?"
@Corvus'RavenKing'Corax[VERIFIED]."Is this what Fulgrim deals with everyday?"
@Fulgrim'ThePartyMaster'[Verified]. "I'll be streaming in 2 hours! Catch me on twitch!"
@Fulgrims_Slave."@Fulgrim'ThePartyMaster'[Verified]Can you be my husband?"
@Fulgrim'ThePartyMaster'[Verified]."Treat me to dinner first, and go buy my onlyfans, and my PrimarchGamerBathWater™."
@Fulgrims_Slave."OmG I will!"
@Sanguinius'_Bride."The BloodThirster Would have lived if he STANNED Sanguinius."
Back to now.
"Yeah, I think you should stay on WarpBook brother."