Back to Falmart!
As the custodian was escorting the princess back to the Web way Gate Home.
They heard a distinct roar.
A roar of a Brood-lord
As they turned their head to find out where it came from. It stepped before them and...
"ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR"
and it didn't even devour them it just ran past. And they heard
"THERE IT IS!"
As Piña looked to who said it, she had a minor nose bleed. It was only a rather large group of Oiled up, naked, ripped as heck custodians running towards her.
And they just jumped over the Piña 's Group.
"W-What was that?" Asked Piña
"The Blood Games, Where my brothers go out into the galaxy and find the Strongest, Toughest and Hard to kill Monsters, they capture it and let it loose into the Palace, and according Shield Captain Custodisi they have to do it naked and oiled up, in case they get attacked when they're fa- never mind." Says the Custodian
"Why do you do this? Aren't you endangering your Emperor and his sons."Asked Hamilton
He let out a good chuckle.
"It was created to test The Custodian 's Ability to protect the Emperor, heck every once in a while The Emperor Joins just because he's bored, if we make him join we just end up capturing a fragment of an All powerful God and set it loose to 'make it more challenging' as he says."The Custodian replied"Let's get a move on."
They continued walking.
Meanwhile with kitten and Magnus
"Okay custodian We shall put these magic to the test, I'll try to create a portal to another world, While you stand there and be useless." Said Magnus
"Okay. Wait Useless?" Asked Kitten
"I mean stand guard incase a giant daemon shows up, okay!" Said Magnus condescendingly.
"Oookay????" Replied Kitten
"I'm going to open the portal now."
"Five."
The nearby masters of Change legionnaires readied their bolters
"Four."
Dreadnoughts readied
"Three."
Terminators Pointed their Guns at the Soon to be opened portal.
"Two."
Custodians assigned to this project Readied their weapons.
"One."
Magnus opened the portal and dived out of the way like it was a bomb to about explode.
And... nothing happened
"We didn't accidentally open a black hole." Kitten said "Yuss!" Kitten exclaimed
Magnus got up and Went to The Portal, Together with kitten Looked inside the Portal.
They saw... This:
Magnus Slowly backed away and closed the portal.
"Custodian."
"Yes?"
"We will NEVER speak of this. Ever."
"Agreed."
Back to falmart
Sanguinius and Horus were walking around 'New Cadia' as the Base was called but the world itself was named New Terra, With thousands of Astartes and Millions of Imperial Guardsmen arriving each month.
"Brother." Said Horus to Sanguinius "I cannot understand why father summoned so many for the subjugation and compliance of one planet."
"I do not know, but what I do know is that father has prepared a rather large force for a reason." Replied Sanguinius "Or a fucking typo."
"Perhaps... You are right brother of mine."
Then a Guardsman approached the two of them, "My lords, Lord Johnson is summoning all primarchs."
Thus, Horus and Sanguinius went to the command center,
"You sent for us, Lion?" Asked Horus
Only to see, The Others are already there.
"Yes, I believe Princess piña wants to open negotiations, But who will go to represent us?" Said Lion
"Maybe angron." Said Mortarion
The Rest of the primarchs chuckled of the prospect of Angron doing negotiations.
"I didn't know you had a sense of humour, Mortarion." Said Fulgrim
"Angron's not here." Said lion
"I thought all of us are here?" Asked Horus
"Well, After Angron found out about slaver cities, He... how do you say it.. took Konrad against his will and took 50 rhinos, 45 Assorted tanks and 20 dreadnoughts, Recruited some night lords, Black Templars and his legion and went off in the country side, freeing slaves, massacring slavers and burning slaver cities to the ground and after he burned the cities, he burned the ashes of Said cities." Explained Lion
"You haven't stopped him, why?" Asked Ferrus
"It greatly lowered the enemy morale." Said Lion
"Good point." Ferrus Replied
"So anyway the ones who will go are Fulgrim, Sanguinius, Horus and Ferrus, Any objections?" Said lion
"Why bring ferrus? Last I checked he wasn't a... sociable person." Asked Mortarion
"It's because, he has extensive knowledge of our weapons."Said lion "Also I head that you got dragged into father's drunken shenanigans..."
"Oh, probably just rumors." Said Mortarion
It wasn't, he could remember it as if it was yesterday.
"Mortarion!" Shouted Erga "Can you carry your father to our chambers?"
"Yes, Mother." Replied Mortarion
Mortarion put one of The emperor's arm over his shoulder, On the way to his parent's chambers, The Emperor became conscious but still drunk.
"." The Emperor said
"Dad, Go back to sleep." Mortarion said.
""
"A what?" Asked Mortarion
"" Said The emperor
"If you go back to bed after It." Said Mortarion
"" Exclaimed the emperor
He then opened a portal to another dimension and pulled Mortarion in.
4 weeks later...
Mortarion was crying in a fetal position.
" *buuuuuuurp*" Said the emperor
"Easy for you to say, You're an all powerful being." Whined Mortarion
"" The Emperor sat down beside Mortarion ""
"Really dad?" Mortarion looked at his Father, with stars in his eyes, like a Child that was given hope.
"" The Emperor exclaimed ""
"Written? .. wha-"
""
""
"I don't get it..."
"
SHIT HE'S GETTING SELF AWARE
SHUT IT DOWN BOIS BEFORE WE GET SUED
""