9 Chapter 8

A mysterious light bulb gave me a blessing that will solve my utmost problem which is... Money.

I'm a genius! Hahaha but I'm also an idiot for not exploiting it earlier. Since there's limited avenue of entertainment in this world, I'll have to take advantage of it. I'm excited hehehe. I will be able to swindle ahemm.. earn some coins from my friends.

"Sorry, guys. I ain't gonna sing another song for tonight."

"But do you wanna hear somethin else? An epic story that no other has ever known or hear yet. If not for my grandfather's mother father uncle father's grandfather from his godfather before that, I wouldn't be able to know this."

When I said this, I purposely said it in a mysterious tone. A legendary story to swindle *cough* hook them up.

"Spill it out, lad. Don't keep us waiting."

"Sigh, it's a pity that my throat is already tired from singing.. maybe if you can give me a little motivation. Hehehe. I'm not asking for much, just a silver stag for each stories or song ye hear from me. What say you? Hehehe."

At this time, my 'Eloquence' skill was already activated.

"Are you kidding us, lad? I would rather spent a stag coin for a whore, hahahaha."

"Hahahahha, aye.. For the whore!"

"Hahahaha"

"I promise you guys that it will all be worth it. If you aren't satisfied with the story after hearing it from me, you can demand the money back from me. I can even give you a discount. Since you are all my close friends, you only need to pay one dragon coin for a lifetime of stories and songs from me. Isn't that a bargain?"

After I said that, the drunk idiots became lost in thought really thinking it was a bargain. To further seal the deal, I have to push it a little bit more.

"Besides I really need the money to leave the camp. I plan to go on my own adventures and see the world with my own eyes. You can take it as if you are just helping your little bro. If you can spare just one dragon coin for me. That'll help me lot. Not just that, aside from adventures, I'm gonna go out there so I can find a way to earn more money. That way, I will be able to help you guys, my good brothers when I come back. You can buy some new armor and new sword from my coins. Consider it as an investment."

When I said that the coins are to help me, these group of blokes suddenly made up their mind and didn't hesitate anymore. Ahh..what good band of brothers. If I didn't steal these good men from my cousin, then I would be a big fool. On the other hand, what I said to them was half truth. If they became my private army, I'm gonna arm them to teeth.

"Shut up, lad. Talk no more! You can count me in."

It was Tristan who was the first to toss his gold coin to me. They collected all the gold coins with a few stags in one coin purse before handing it over to me.

'Fuck, I suddenly felt guilty for swindling them. But I promise to myself I'll give them what they want someday. Kindness needs to be repaid tenfold.'

"Thank you, brothers for helping me. Still, I'll have to fulfill my end of the bargain but I need to prepare. Let's gather here once again on the morrow after the sun comes down, aye?"

"Aye, go lad. We'll call it a night. We're going to bed too."

I nodded and turned to little pussy.

"Can you lend me you're lute for now?"

"Sure, just don't destroy it."

After having an agreement with little pussy, I approached Tristan and whispered forms of thanks.

"Tris, can I talk to you alone tomorrow before we gather here?"

Tristan nodded and grinned. He patted my shoulder as assurance.

"Aye."

I departed from the scene walking wobbly towards my tent. I'm already tired and I'm sleepy so I directly went to my bed without removing my boots. Then I immediately slipped into my dreamland.

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I woke groggily next morning because of the hang over. As I slowly opened my eyes, I felt something wet and slippery encompassing my little dragon.

I looked and saw Marlena diligently bobbing her head up and down.

"Mmmm what are doing, Marlena?"

There was a 'pop' sound when Marlena let go of my dick before she replied.

"Good morning, my Lord. I was just relieving your morning wood." She said before engulfing my dick again.

With the way she suck me, I couldn't concentrate and I couldn't help but close my eyes once again.

"Uhhh.. I can see that. Well, that was a stupid question indeed. We have to hurry, I can't skip my morning run."

Marlena pouted then she tightened her grip towards my shaft and suck the tip of the dragon.

I'm almost at my limit so I grabbed the back of her hair and fuck her mouth choking her. Then I released my load inside her mouth.

She released my cock from her mouth and swallowed my juice before smiling at me.

"Oh god, Marlena you became naughty, huh. I'm gonna have to punish you later."

Marlena just giggled at the thought before climbing down the bed.

"I already prepared your wash basin, my lord."

"Thanks. See you later."

I tidy up my pants and wear my boots. Then I swiftly left the tent starting my stamina training program.

In case you're wondering how do I prevent Marlena from becoming pregnant, well that's easy. Withdrawal is the key and I always blast my load inside her mouth.

As for letting her drink moon tea, sure! But the problem is, only Maesters can concoct that contraceptives. Where would I found one?

But the interesting part is, I found Smartweed and Thistles around the camp. These fools weren't aware of the treasures around available to them and it's another way for me to exploit it to earn money. This plants they ignored can be used as an alternative contraceptives. Plus the fact that you can just simply boil them and drink its tea. Compare to the moon tea, which requires concoction from maesters, it's way more cost effective. I will be rich overnight given the number of whorehouses in Westeros and Essos. But again, I gotta leave the camp first.

It was already my 7th Lap when I stopped. I saw Marlena ready to dry me up and I let her. She said she already prepared my breakfast so we return to my tent to eat.

After having my breakfast, I retrieved the pouch that contains the gold coins from last night. I counted it the coins to 305 gold dragons and 15 silver stags.

Sigh, I owe them big time. It might be small in number but in terms of value, these 300 gold dragons was already an annual income of a minor Lord. The amount can do a lot for me and I swear I'll return this to them tenfold someday.

I carefully packed them up again and hid it at the back of my closet for safekeeping. Then I picked up my wooden sword to practice my swordsmanship, I got a feeling that I'm almost at my breakthrough.

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Later that afternoon, I exited my tent to search for Tristan. I found the guy in the stables sleeping with a dog.

Watching him sleeping, I decided to prank him. Hehehehe. How dare he set me up last night.

I looked left and right to make sure we're alone. A perfect setting for a murder. I inserted my right hand in my pants aiming for my butthole and I scooped a finger size paste of shit. With the murder weapon in hand, I rubbed it at the rim of his nose without hesitation and hastily look for a pail of water to wash my finger in it. Then I place it near the sleeping Tristan.

'Hehehehehehe taste the smell of my yesterday.'

With the smell of my shit, he first twitch his nose and gradually, he stirred up from his sleep.

I don't care if he catch me now, I just wanted see his face and witness the funny scene.

I could see his face crunched up because of the horrid smell of my shit that I personally scooped up from the hole of the seven hells. It was so funny I couldn't help laughing out loud while trying to find something to hold me from tripping.

Specially when he smudge the murder evidence further from his nose. Hahahaha that was so hilarious I couldn't properly breath.

He cursed loudly trying not to vomit and glared at me, the only culprit at the scene. Then he noticed a pail of water near him.

He hurriedly crouch down to wash his face trying to remove the shit in his nose but he didn't know it was part of my plan. He dipped his entire head to under the water before lifting it once again, he noticed the smell of the water also stink so he shouted in fury.

Double Kill!

At this time, I started running for my dear life. I heard him shouting and running just behind me.

"Once I catch you brat, I'm going to shove your face in my hairy ass!"

"No....Mommy!"