"I'm fucked"
As the child sat there wallowing in the misery that is to come with life in this world his eyes opened wide as he remembered he might have a chance "System what are you able to do?" [I have three functions hose Status, Missions, and Wish]
A/N: Should I call it Wish or Gacha? What sounds better?
"Ok please explain them to me" [Status will show hosts Name, Age, Bloodlines, Talents, and Skills. Missions are tasks that the system will give depending on the hosts desires with rewards for fulfilling them. Wish is a gacha with three categories; Bloodlines, Talents, and Skills you can use a ticket you get from missions to roll for something in the category of your choosing] "Ok then can you show me my status first" [Affirmative]
[Name: Thor]
[Age: 5]
[Race: Freljordian]
[Talents: 50% Cold Resistance]
[Skills: None]
"Well that's not bad and my name is Thor so that's cool, system is the cold resistance from my race?" [Yes host bloodlines are capable of giving talents and skills] "well that's good and going off that I'm guessing I am in the Freljord? [Correct] "ok you also said that the missions you give go off my desires but what if I don't do them or I change my mind is there a penalty?" [No Host there are no penalties in failing or not completing a mission] "That's good because even if I want to do something it doesn't mean I will be able to do it. Now what about the ranks of wishes, what are those?" [The ranks or rarity to wishes is the same as the League of Legends ranking system as the system found it appropriate considering the world you're in] "Oh so from bottom to top it should be Iron, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, Masters, Grandmasters, and finally Challenger?" [Affirmative]
The boy sat there thinking for a time before finally sighing "ok lets get some info, system how old am I compared to other characters?" [Host is the same age of many of the characters you know about such as Riven, Ashe, Sejuani, Miss Fortune, Irelia and many more] "That's good so aside from those old fuckers I'm the same age as a lot of the champions" [Correct host]
"System was I given a gift pack or anything to help me get started?" [Yes host you have one gift pack you can open that will contain one of each category of wishes] "Oh that's pretty good I didn't think I would actually get one." [The father god gave it to you as reimbursement for him sending you to this world] "At least that guy is kind enough to reimburse people for the troubles his son causes" [would you like to open the gift host?] "Yes please do so"
*queue box opening*
[Host as obtained Silver Bloodline: Nord, Bronze Talent: Ambidextrous, and Gold Skill: Lightning Fang (Razors Ultimate from Genshin Impact)
"Hey that's not too baAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"