Starting the job, meeting "The Purple Guy" and the robots

When you get there, you see lots of kids with their parents, walking into the pizzeria. You walk up to the door and open it. You hold the door open for a mom and her child. You look around in awe. You see a purplish-blue animatronic bunny holding a red electric guitar. A ton of kids are surrounding him. You shyly walk over say loud enough to be heard over the screaming kids, "Um...Hi. My name is (Y\N)." The animatronic bunny turns around, smiles, and says, "Oh! Hi! My name is Bonnie the bunny! You must be the new night guard!" Before you can respond, he turns to the other animatronics: A brown and tan bear with a black top, a black bow tie, and a microphone. (I would show what they look like but.....I don't feel like it. And it takes up a lot of space) The other animatronic is a dirty yellow chicken with orange feet with two toes. She was holding a pink animatronic cupcake, which has eyes. She had an orange beak, too. She was also wearing a bib which said: LET'S EAT!!! They all came over to greet you. The brown bear walks up to you and says, "Why, hello there, young lady. My name is Freddy Fazbear." You wave shyly at him. The yellow chicken walks up and says, "Hi! My name is Chica! I hope we can be friends!" Chica frowns and looks over her shoulder. "Hey...Where's Foxy? FOXY! COME MEET THE NEW NIGHT GUARD!", she yells down the hall. "ARRR!! Don't ye be getting ye panties in a twist!!!", a voice yells back. A crimson red, animatronic fox comes walking down the hall. He has a hook and an eye patch. Half of his legs are espoused because his pants are ripped. The first thing you notice is his long snout full of long sharp teeth. He walks up to you and says, "Arr, me lassie. Me name be Foxy the pirate fox. What be ye name?" Before you can respond, a man in a purple night guard suit walks up. He has long jet black hair which covered one of his eyes. "Well, well, well, look what we have here! A new night guard! And a pretty one!" He smirks widely at you and grabs your hand and kisses the back of it. "Pleasure to-" Foxy grabs his head and pushes it away from your hand. The man almost falls backward. Foxy yells at the man, "Arr!! You be not mess'n with the lassie! You be stay'n away from her, now you little-" You cut off Foxy and yell, "HEY! Guys! Stop yelling at each other! Geez! I just got here! Now, can someone other than Foxy and "The Purple Guy" show me where the office is?" Chica says, "I can! Come on. It's right down the hall." You follow Chica as you glance over your shoulder at the others. Freddy has his arms crossed, staring at you as you walk. Foxy and "The Purple Guy" are hitting each other on the arm back and forth. You giggle at them. You turn around to see a large door ajar. Chica walks in and you walk in, too. Chica points at things in the room. "Here's your office! There are two buttons on each side to close the door and turn on the light. And there is a tablet to check the cameras. I'm going to leave my cupcake here so you won't feel lonely! If you get hungry, there is pizza in the kitchen. Well, I got to go. Wish you luck! You're going to need it." You wave goodbye to her and sit down in the swivel chair. You look down at your FNAF watch. It reads 11:57. You pick up the tablet and turn it on. When it turns on, you see buttons so you can switch to camera to camera. You press CAM 1A and you see the show stage. You also see Bonnie, Chica, and Freddy on the stage. You swipe the screen up and press CAM 1B. You see all the party tables and party hats. And then, you glance down to the left bottom corner and see something that says: POWER LEFT: 98%. You gasp and think Wait, I have limited battery power!? Why didn't the animatronics tell me this? You sigh and say out loud, "This...is going to be a LONG night...." Then, you almost have a heart attack when the phone rings. You sit up and press the blinking green button on the phone. A male voice says, "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first, there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced. Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free-roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, the first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night." You stare at the phone for a second and then, throw your hands and yell, "WHAT!!?? Ya, right! I didn't sign up for this or that or anything!" You slump back into the chair and huff, "Why does life do this to me?"