Chapter 16

I decided to go to the Fallen side of the underworld once I was done with Tiamat.

Seriously Tiamat doesn't care about public sex, she even said she would have brought our viewer in after recognizing her. I am starting to see how her mentality differs from humans.

My reason for visiting the fallen is because I recognized the girl who ended up near us and probably saw me bang Tiamat.

It was Vali, ahh my luck is fine as always. For some reason, I have a desire to keep bugging her. This gives me the perfect opportunity for me to annoy her.

So I just teleported right next to her and started checking her body for injuries, mostly her legs, especially her thighs.

"Eh, Merlin?! What are you doing?!" She wiggles under my hands trying to free herself.

"That hydra must've hit pretty hard I must check if you're okay." I say making her freeze.

"I-I am fine..." She stutters.

"Is that so?" Getting up I look into her eyes, she turns her head away.

"Yes, I am fine." She repeats more firmly.

"So, did you enjoy watching me?" I whisper in her ear.

I relish in that blush spreading to her ears. I usually take some time before eating a girl, for example, it took months before Angelica was eaten but there's something about Vali...

"Uhh, is this a bad time?" The whole atmosphere gets destroyed by Azazel entering.

I sigh and back off giving room to Vali who quickly moved to the side.

"Well, she took a pretty nasty hit. I was just checking if she's fine."

"I see, how do you feel Vali?" Azazel smirks no doubt he realized what this is about.

"I am fine!"

"Hmm, maybe she could use a vacation..." I mutter loud enough for the others to hear.

"What do you have in mind?"

"Fishing."

"At least ask my opinion!"

"Well, yes she could use a break but we're kinda backed here and we need all the help we could get..." Sighing I throw him a dossier on Divine Dividing.

Reading the paper Azazel puts it away before snapping his finger. In a flash, he is in fishing gear.

"Well, Vali it seems we're going fishing."

Azazel and I grabbed one arm of Vali and started dragging her as she limply let us carry her.

...

Fishing with Azazel and Vali turned out more enjoyable than I thought. Azazel takes fishing seriously enough that he doesn't talk about Grigori.

Vali has a competitive streak but keeps losing to me. At this point, I am thinking some fishing god blessed me or something this is ridiculous.

"Why are you so good at everything?"

"I am not good at everything, have you seen my personal life that's just a giant mess."

"Sure... Hey, what's that fish?" Vali asks, looking over I notice a particular fish calling out for help.

It is a talking fish...

"Hey, magic fish will you grant my wish?"

"I don't have any magic but I'll suck your dick." Fish pleads I have a feeling he did that before.

"What a coincidence!" I decide to play along.

"Merlin stop!"

We pulled the fish to the boat and put it to sleep after it refused to die. Azazel even blasted its head off it just put itself back together.

"As I thought... It is one of the children of salmon of knowledge. Those who eat it would find it easier to use magic." Azazel concludes.

"Would it piss off the Salmon of Knowledge?" I ask.

"Nahh he got eaten so it is fair game, you should brush up your history."

"You're okay with eating a sentient being?" Vali asks.

"Your adopted father has a minotaur farm." I point out.

"I keep forgetting that."

"It is cheap steak, don't blame me!"

We ate the fish, it was awesome and I had an epiphany afterward, the last puzzle piece to finish my Miracle Magic System to make it useable for anyone.

Now I can release that to appease the church. It will fuck canon forever but it was already fucked. I might as well collect the Excaliburs.

There's no guarantee that Cacaobiel would go for Kuoh now that there's a bunch of new variables.

After cleaning up I bid goodbye to Vali while ignoring Azazel swooning and teleported home.

Girls were asleep by the time I came so I went to bed as well but not to sleep.

I still have lectures from God, two more sleepless nights then I can release Valerie. If she wants to stay she can stay.

{Good evening dear Sephiroth Graal users, you're listening to God FM. Tonight we will talk about the principle of life...}

I am genuinely thinking that God was high when he recorded this.

...

The Miracle System, I started developing after I used it to escape Sigurd Institute, then used it again during the mission to save Valerie.

It is different than Human Magic that uses equations and knowledge, it is different than Devil Magic that uses Imagination and Visualization.

This system uses faith as its base. In theory, if you have enough faith you can pull any trick including reviving the dead.

Of course, Faith is a broad subject. When I use it I use the energy in my reactor which is non attributed faith.

Yes, faith has attributes as well but it is based on what you have faith for. For example, someone believing Amaterasu can manipulate light, heat, and purify corruption.

For people of the church, it is more versatile because they believe God of the Bible is omnipotent so he can do anything which reflects their faith energy.

Issei would be pretty OP with this system...

I know this system seems similar to eastern magic but, eastern magic requires you to make a contract with a higher being to use their power.

This just needs you to believe. It is broken as much as I am and I don't mind publishing it, in the end even a devil can use this.

I have already published it but I have yet to get feedback.

"Merlin-sama?" I lift my head from the papers to see Le Fay approaching.

"Ahh Le Fay, has your registration finished?" I ask the bubbly girl.

"Yes, I even made a new friend her name is Meredith." Le Fay beams a smile, I have no doubts that Meredith might be her first friend.

I have never run into Meredith during my stay, but since Le Fay met her I can put some defense magic on her to prevent her from getting possessed.

That way she won't go evil...

"That's nice, come on sit let's start our lesson, Fairy Magic can be hard to make sense of due to Fay being alien to us in logic."

I get up and bring out my blackboard for the class. I refuse to teach a 13-year-old with aphrodisiac headpats.